My Blorbo’s gotta be Gintoki— love Shinpachi, love Kagura, love like 98% of the cast but Gintoki is just My Guy, yk? The BlorboTM
Scrunkly is Sadaharu. He’s just a big dumb dog. He can’t drink strawberry milk. He can be ridden like a horse. He turned into a delivery man ex-convict at some point. What more could you want from a scrunkly
Scrimblo Bimblo goes to Sakamoto, extremely irritating business man. Cannot remember his friends name for the life of him. Resilient to head trauma and falls from a great distance. Dumbass to an extreme degree
Glup Shitto is Hedoro,, one of the two ‘my neighbour totoro’ parodies that Gintama features. Large green man who is Most Definitely Not planning to Dismember You and feast upon your Body :)
Poor little meow meow is Yamazaki because he’s… he’s just so pathetic. He’s the most pathetic man out of the entire cast. He plays badminton. He’s 32 years old. He tries to stop crime with badminton rackets. His grand evil plan involved pantsing himself
Horse Plinko goes to Hijikata— the man gets it bad enough from Sougo and also from being the rare voice of reason. Honourable mention to Shinpachi who was considered for this role, but ultimately does not deserve the torment the plinko brings
Eeby Deeby FUCKING tokugawa sadasada ROT IN HELL bastard you deserve everything that came to you