#ler!roy

i 1000000% agree

i think jason is the worst with teases in the family, i think him and steph both know everyone’s spots, but steph has a specific form of teasing, whereas jason develops it to his victim. i think he also knows a bunch of languages, and for some reason teasing in french or arabic or romani gets his brothers so bad. he hid the fact that he can’t handle teasing for sooooo long because he knew he’d be done for. i think dick knew pre-pit, but hadn’t tried since jason came back, but once he finds out (which i agree would definitely be via tim), he is absolutely delighted.

I ended up making a thing for my Fever Dream AU. I thought it would just be a blurb but this bitch got LONG

Anygay

Enjoy (fic under cut)

(riza/roy)

summary: they’re going to be late for work.

a/n: for ‘ticklish kiss’! super super short drabble but i’ll finish yesterday’s fic to make up for it <3

[this is a sfw tickle fic!]

“We should—” Riza starts, but she’s swiftly cut off by another kiss. “We should be going,” she finishes, breathless, after they break apart.

“Don’t you want to stay here a little longer?” Roy murmurs, breath brushing against her ear.

She shivers. “We’ll be late for work, sir.” Truthfully, she would much prefer to stay here with him, but they’ll be caught sooner or later. It’s best not to take chances.

I imagined a scenario where Edward is being a little shit and Roy has to put him in his place. So that’s exactly what I wrote.

Warnings: None, tickling

Summery: Ed is being a little shit, making Roy have to teach him a lesson.

“FULLMETAL YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT” Roy was losing his patience. Ed had been attacking him all day. Sometimes he would pull a prank, sometimes he’d just be generally annoying. But he drew the line when the older Elric brother had come up behind him and poked his side, allowing a “hGN-“ out of the colonal. The Fullmetal had dashed away, cackling madly.

He respected Ed a lot and held him at such high regard. But sometimes he forgot he was just a 15 year old kid. ‘Oh so you want to play do you?’ Roy though to himself with a smirk.

He went to his office, knowing that the tiny prankster would show up wherever he went. Sure enough the state alchemist had appeared from the window attempting to fly himself onto Mustang. But he already knew where this was headed and he grabbed Eds arms, catching him in midair.

Roy looked at him expectantly and Ed gave a sheepish grin “hello Colonel, fine day isn’t it?” Mustang grinned, “actually today was wonderful” he said casually. “Oh and why’s that?” Fullmetal replied nervously. “Because I got to do this..” and with that Roy had flung him into the couch “Hey, what are you- EEP!” In Ed’s attempt to protest Roy had knelt down and poked him in the tummy, making the blonde recoil and squeak out in shock. “Good, looks like you’re still as ticklish as I remember” he said with a smirk as he began scribbling his fingers all over the young alchemists sides.

“AHHahahahaha cohoholonahahal stohohahap” Ed pleaded as he tried to avoid the tickly fingers. “Punishment must be given when punishment is due Fullmetal you of all people should know that” he said as he began digging into his underarms, making Eds laughter go up several octaves “bUHUhahUht cohoholohohonahal THIhihs ihihis uhuhunfahaihir!” Ed squealed with laughter as he attempted to grab at the olders wrists to try and stop the tickling. Roy noticed of course and decided to take drastic measures. He sat himself on top of Eds waist and forced his arms above his head. “Colohohnahal plehase dohon’t” Ed pleaded. “Not until you apologize for being so annoying all day” Roy said simply. “How dare you!? Why should I have to apologize for wanting to have a bit of fun???- gHAHAHAHAHAHA NONONONONO NOHOHOT THEHEHERE AHAHAHA” Ed had began desperately tugging at his hands to get out of the Kernels strong grip all while writhing around in ticklish agony, desperately trying to escape the fingers that were now scribbling at his tummy. “Until you apologize, not happening” Roy said. Ed shook his head but finally gave in when Roy began vibrating his finger into his belly button, “OHOHOHKAHAHAY IHIHIM SOHOHEHERYYY IHIM SOHOHOHORHEHEYY” He screamed, his laughter fading to silent hysterics at his final ‘sorry’.

Roy finally let him go and he sat on the couch next to him and rubbed his back as he waited for him to catch his breath. “That.. was… so.. mean”

Ed managed breathlessly. “Maybe next time you’ll learn not to mess with me” Roy said smirking at the gasping and flustered mess next to him.

“.. prick” at that Ed made a quick dash for it.

(The biggest victim I can see to this is Radford)

Couldn’t help but do this one next, it’s mah pfp boi, c’mon. Also these little crazies would so do this, especially since Rob already loves tkling his big bro

Lers Roy Ross and Robert, Lee Radford

Warning: cussing, rushed and shitty ending

Word count: 1410

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“So, guys, what’s the plan?”

Roy looked back at his two friends, the three hanging out near the door of the movie theater, plotting a very special attack on Robert’s very own brother and current movie theater employee, Radford. Robin, Robert’s older sister, had been nice enough to lead them here, but now they were on their own while she went in to see a movie.

“Well, one of us will have to distract him, but the question is, which one?” Ross asked, looking between his two friends. “It can’t be me, I’m not very distracting…”

“If I go in there and just start talking to him, he’ll know something’s up,” Robert noted, “We’ve used this to get the jump on him a lot at home so he’ll suspect something if it’s me.”

“Well, lucky for you guys, not only am I perfect at distracting people, but he won’t know to suspect anything if it’s me,” Roy stated proudly.

“Yeah yeah, good, now go!” the ravenette told him, shoving him into the theater lobby.

Radford enjoyed his job. It was a pretty small town, so it was usually quiet, and he got to meet some pretty interesting people, like Rick and Streber. Most of the people he met were pretty friendly, but he did have to deal with his fair share of Karens, inconsiderate people leaving messes, and people sneaking in. But usually, his job was peaceful enough.

He was waving to Robin as she went off to watch the horror movie when he heard the theater doors closing yet again, and turned to greet the next person.

“Hello, welcome to- oh, hey, you’re one of Robert’s friends, aren’t you? Roy, right?” he asked as the brunette approached him, leaning over the counter to see him better. “What are you doing here? I thought your parents didn’t like you leaving the house alone.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I just wanted to, y’know, see what a movie in an actual theater was like,” he reasoned, glancing off to the side, Radford assumed in embarrassment. “We have a home theater but I kinda wanted to see how different it was, and if it’s as good as Ross and Robert say it is.”

“Well, you’ve come to the right place! We’re the best movie theater in town!... Probably because we’re the only theater in town, but who cares? Which movie would you like to see?”

Roy pretended to think as his friends snuck behind the counter, feigning considering his options as the small blonde and ravenette crept closer and closer until, finally, he ‘came to a decision’.

“I think I’m gonna see- NOW GUYS!” he suddenly yelled, confusing and startling the young adult, before the other two teens leapt up and grabbed his arms, yanking him back onto the ground.

“WH- Robert!” he shouted angrily at his brother.

“Hi, big bro~”

“Dude, what are you doing?!”

“Well, you remember that time that you decided to tickle me in front of these two?” Rob motioned with one hand to the other boy holding Rad down, and Roy, who was coming around the counter.

Radford immediately knew what that meant and started tugging at his arms, anticipation bubbling inside him.

“W-wait, hold on, w-w-we’re in public, I- I need to check people in and-”

“C’mon, dude, you know how common PDA is in this town. Besides, almost everyone is home today thanks to the weather,” Ross pointed out, and Radford hated the realization that he was right.

“Still, you can’t just- You- I- All three of you s-EE-” he squeaked as he felt his little brother poke his side.

“You know, we’ll probably go easier on you if you don’t insult us,” Robert whispered not-so-quietly to the older blonde, who looked at his friends uneasily before deciding he was right.

“Alright, Robert, where’s his death spot?” Roy asked slyly, carefully studying the two blondes. While he knew Rob wanted revenge for their sleepover at his house, he wouldn’t put it past him to hide it for his brother’s sake.

Then again, maybe he wouldn’t, he thought after seeing the blondes exchange looks, Robert’s evil and smug, Radford’s nervous but giddy.

“It’s-” Rob started but was promptly cut off by his brother.

“D-don’t you dare!”

“-his back.”

“DAMN YOU!”

“Ah, perfect~ Ross, get his arms,” Roy told the ravenette, who raised an eyebrow at him expectantly. The brunette sighed a bit.

“Get his arms, please?” “There you go,” Ross praised him as he took the other arm from Rob’s hold and pulled them so Radford was forced into a sitting position.

“Robert, would you like to do the honors? He is your brother, after all,” Roy offered to the blonde, who nodded enthusiastically.

“Oh, you know it!” he chirped as he walked around to stand behind his brother. “This is what you get for being a little shit!”

Radford tried to protest but didn’t get anything out before he squealed at the gentle tickles he suddenly felt right next to his shoulders, both trying to scrunch away and pull his arms from Ross’s hold, and was almost successful.

“WOAH! He’s really strong for a scrawny guy!” Ross pointed out as he held fast.

“Or he’s just got a size advantage over all of us,” Roy reasoned, “weighs more than any of us.”

“Yeah, fair point.”

“Guys, I thought you were gonna join! Don’t make me teach him a lesson all by myself,” Rob butted into their conversation, peeking around his brother at the two.

“Wahait WHAT?!”

“Oh, that’s right, now let’s see, where should I…?” he trailed off, debating on different spots until he smirked and started squeezing Rad’s sides, eliciting yet another squeal from him, making him curl up with little kicks.

“NOHO! AAHAHA!!” he yelped as the two fairly bad spots were targeted, tugging at his hands even more, forcing Ross to plant his feet to keep himself steady.

“You know, Ross, if you let him go, you can help us,” Rob pointed out, and before Radford was ready, the ravenette actually did let go, making him fall backwards onto his little brother.

“OW- Rad!” he whined as though he wasn’t the one who coaxed Ross to let go.

“Hey, that was your fault and you kno-HOHOW AHAHA WHY-HIHIHI?!” he attempted to defend himself before suddenly his sides, back and belly were being dug into, pulling yet another squeal from his system. He tried to curl up or cover himself but nothing worked.

“Y’know, guys, maybe we could give him a way out if he really wants?” Ross offered the idea, not liking the idea of accidentally going past Rad’s limits.

“Fine, if he… Apologizes to Rob for embarrassing him at our sleepover!” Roy decided, and Robert nodded below his older brother.

“Yeah, apologize to me!” the blonde told his brother, tickling where he could reach around his shoulders, making him try to arch away from the devious fingers.

“YOUHUHU DESEHEHERVED IHIHIT!”

Suddenly the tickling stopped. He wasn’t sure why until he opened his eyes, looking up to see Roy and Ross staring past him in what almost seemed to be horror. What are they staring at?...

WAIT.

Just as he realized Robert must have been planning something, he suddenly felt a vicious raspberry right between his shoulders, his uniform offering very little protection as his ribs were kneaded into as well, sending him into silent laughter.

The moment he got his breath back, he screamed out the best apology he could manage to make legible, and finally the tickling stopped. He panted and giggled as Ross helped him sit up, Robert brushing himself off from being stuck beneath him and Roy patting his back.

“Mission accomplished, operation: Tickle Radford for revenge successful,” Rob cheered. “You ok, bro?”

“Ihihi… Ihi’ll be fihine…” he giggled out, slowly calming down.

“Need some water or something?” Ross asked, and Radford shook his head as his giggles died down.

“Nah, I’ll be fine. But what I do need is to get back to work. So y’all better leave me to it before I just so happen to return your revenge!” he threatened playfully, wiggling his fingers at the three, who left in a hurry.

He chuckled quietly as he stood, stretching out just a bit. It was nice to play like just a little kid again, even if he had to work. And even if it was his turn to check tickets.

Oh wait.

I am so fired.

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