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Claire: What if we sent Luke to the game without us today?

Phil: We can’t do that!

Claire: Why not? Missing one tournament doesn’t make us bad parents. My mom didn’t go to any of my stuff and I’m fine.

Phil: Why didn’t she go to any of your stuff?

Claire: Because she was an incredibly competitive woman who didn’t like to see me do well at anything, but I think it’s pretty clear who won.

*Talking about their son

Claire: What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun? Deal with this.

Phil: Buddy, uncool.

Claire: That’s it? No, the agreement was that if he shoots someone, you shoot him. 

Phil: We were serious about that?

Claire: Yes, we were. And now you have to follow through.

Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Claire: Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them. They need to know who you wish you were, and they need to try to live up to that person. They're gonna fall short, but better they fall short of the fake you than the real you.

Phil: Which is why we don't hide anything.

Claire: That is the opposite of what I just said.

Phil: I was not listening.

Modern Family - Season 2 Episode 2

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