Leo Hashee x Teddy x Kanato fanfic
(IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING THIS)
(Somewhat) Sexual Violence
Anyways here it goes (It’s really bad ik)😭 :
Once upon a time in the alternative dimension that connects our reality to fiction resided an ordinary weeb named Leo Hashee. Being the average sub he was, he typically spent his time playing gooner visual novels and such. All alone in his home, he had no idea of knowing what was about to occur next. It was summer, and the heat was taking its immense toll. Turning on the fan that sat within his room, he prayed it would help with starving off the aches he felt all too regularly. Forehead covered in sweat, he decided it would be best to sleep on his mattress today without any sheets. And so, climbing into bed he collapsed immediately. His chest heaved, starved of any potential energy available. Blanketed in the sweet escape of dreams, Leo’s imagination immediately began to run wild.
The sky had faded into the dull hue that shrouds twilight. In the distance stood a little boy.. No, more like an ancient being trapped within the body of a 17 year old. His back was turned towards Leo, purple hair emitting an ethereal hue as a familiar song could be heard emanating from his lips:
“Are you going to Scarborough Faire…
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme-
Remember me to one who lives there
He once was a true love of mine-
Who’s there? I can hear you just by the way you breathe. It’s very annoying.”
Stuck in place, Leo could do nothing but stare in complete horror. He knew this boy, who was actually more like a man-child than anything. Leo knew more than anything that this was bad news.
“I-I.. Well that’s kinda rude.” He said rather bluntly, much to the boy’s dismay.
“What did you just say..? Teddy, he’s being mean. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO CALL ME ANNOYING!” He burst, jerking around to face Leo.
“Teddy, we should kill him, don’t you think?… What, you’d rather torment him instead? I see where you are coming from, after all it’s no fun if we kill him immediately, hehe.”
“Leave me alone, discord mod!” Leo managed to say, much to the confusion of Kanato. Then the puzzle pieces clicked, and Kanato’s face began to contort.
“WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THAT?!” Despite his ultimate fury, Kanato still did not know what those words meant, after all he was a spoiled, orphaned Victorian child.
Getting annoyed himself, Leo began to pout like the sub he is.. The only thing was, Kanato was a sub too. In fact, Kanato was such a sub that he somehow surpassed Leo.
“Hehe…. HAHAHAHA!! Hey, Teddy, why don’t we get to work?”
And so, sprinting from his position in what seemed like the flash of an eye, Kanato appeared directly before Leo, giving him no time to escape.
“LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STUPID ORPHAN”
Throwing Leo to the floor, Kanato could only laugh before his fangs were felt in Leo’s throat. Bracing for impact, all he could do was kick and scream before the dream ended.
“Ahh!! I’m awake right?.. Yeah, I’m awake, Thank God. That perv, if I saw him in real life I’d kick him straight in the balls til he was forced to come crying back to Cordelia.”
Climbing back out of his bed, that of which had been messed up from his nightmare, Leo went to brush his teeth and use the bathroom, cleaning his hands without soap. Sitting down at his usual comfy chair, he began to play his usual favorite video games to pass the time.
The bell to Leo’s house began to ring loudly, coming from the front door. Confused, he stood up.
That’s odd. I don’t remember ordering anything recently.
Gripping the door handle with his right hand, Leo opened the door. Before him was left a package wrapped in purple paper, and stapled with a piece of paper for its intended destination. Picking it up, Leo went back inside and sat down again.
“Huh..? Must be a package from a fan, at least that’s all I can think of anyways.”
Upon the package underneath the address written was a small message colored in red ink.
Dear Leo, I am deeply sorry for my younger brother’s behavior. It was unacceptable. For my apology I have stolen his favorite toy and given it to you. Burn it, sleep with it, I could not care less. Just beware, should you put it anywhere near to fire the toy will come alive. Once that occurs, only Kanato knows how to stop it. Aside from this, everything his toy feels Kanato feels as well, including physical sensations. As such, Kanato can live through his Teddy Bear to torment you if he wishes. I wish you luck, my dear
-Adressed, Reiji Sakamaki
Tearing apart the wrapping like tissue paper, Leo was eager to see if the toy mentioned was the one he was wondering about. Upon discarding the wrapping, he decided it best to preserve only the part associated with Reiji, and neatly folded it on the table next to his bed so that he could smell it whenever he wished. Then, he went back to turn his attention to the doll.
“Small, a black eyepatch on his on his left eye, creepy as Hell, yep that’s Teddy.”
Sighing, Leo got up and placed the doll on his bed, planning to burn it later.
Even if Reiji said putting Teddy near a fire will be bad, why the hell would I believe something so absurd? Anyways, I need to make breakfast already.
And so, entering the kitchen Leo grabbed a waffle from the freezer and popped it in the toaster.
“Damn this thing is creepy. Not just the bear, but everything lately. Well, it’s not like I’d actually believe it to be real, right?”
Being lost in his own thoughts, Leo didn’t hear the toaster. One minute passed, then another, and soon a whole hour had gone by.
Snapping out of it, Leo’s heart began to race.
“Ahh fuck!!” He exclaimed, as the toaster began to become engulfed in flames.
Grabbing a wet towel, he desperately tried to stop it. That was when he heard a noise coming from behind.
“You're so stupid. Did you actually think I forgot about you?” The voice asked, that of which appeared all too familiar.
“I’m hallucinating aren’t I? Agh Jesus Christ on a bowl of rice!!! BEGONE DEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!” Leo shouted, turning around to face none other than the bear he had left in his bed. Yanking two pieces of wood, he used them to form a crucifix and held it up before Teddy.
“You’re not hallucinating. Get that annoying thing away from me now, unless you want me to make things even more fun?”
“Kanato, how the fuck did you posses that doll?”
“Ahh, this? It was easy. I just cut out a piece of my soul and put it into my mother’s ashes that are inside the doll.. Aka I put some ashes in my mouth and then spit them back into the bottle to make a spit potion, letting me control Teddy. Of course, there is a catch. To break it, I need your spit to mix with mine inside the bottle. Hehe, Reiji told you not to put Teddy near a fire. Humans really are stupid.”
“The fuck? I’m not doing that!”
“I didn’t ask for your opinion.” Kanato replied, his voice suddenly becoming much deeper than before.
“To do this, you need to kiss me.”
Face suddenly red as a tomato, Leo spoke up: “No. I would rather rip Teddy’s head off and shove it in my ass before that happens.”
“Ehh? I’d still be conscious if you did that, your really are lewd, Leo.”
“Ghh… fine! Gimme the fucking doll already.”
Upon Leo’s command, Teddy suddenly jumped up and into Leo’s arms, letting him cradle Teddy.
“Here goes nothing I guess. God I’m gonna need bleach after this.”
Pressing his wet lips to Teddy’s, Leo began to passionately French the bear.
“Blahalalalalal is that enough for you?”
“No.. I want more… Harder!! Ughh..” Kanato replied in an almost pleading manner.
“Kanato.. are you drunk?”
“No.. vampires can’t get drunk you idiot.” Kanato managed to say in the most slurred speech imaginable.
“Of fucking course he is.. I need to go take a shower now.”
And so, walking into the bathroom Leo shut the door behind him before turning on the showerhead. Soon, steam began building up, covering the bathroom mirror in a thick fog. His majestic abs glistened in the dim lighting, while his silky black hair only enhanced his features, that of which was a stark contrast to his baby face. Wrapping a small white towel around his waist, Leo was ready to take on the world. Unlocking the door, he stepped out and into the frightening unknown that was Kanato’s world.
“Wwww… will you marry me..?”
“Fuck no, gross. Fuck you, Kanato.”
“You.. want to fuck me? In what way?”
“Noo! That’s not at all what I meant you perv.”
“Then, can I live with you?”
“No.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, Leo put down Teddy and turned his back.
“Kyaaaa!” Leo screamed, yanking Teddy and yeeting him into his underground lab. Grabbing a vile of Fluoroantimonic acid, Leo uncorked the top and splashed it all over Teddy.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MELTING!!! WHAT DID YOU DO??!!!”
“What you deserve for treating Yui like that.”
“Huh.. Oww!!” Soon enough, all of Teddy’s limbs fell off.
Pulling Teddy by the waist, Leo started walking towards his fireplace.
“What are you doing..? No!!” Teddy’s eyes opened wide, but only for a split second before Leo put his hand on Teddy’s neck, and pulling hard, ripped his head clean off before throwing it in the fire. For once Leo was satisfied. He had already grabbed a drink and was sitting down as Waltz of the Flowers played in the background, watching as Teddy was reduced to nothing but ashes.
