#legislacerators

In Homestuck the kids start attracting their aspect from birth. John lands on a jokeshop, Dave lands on a record store, Jade lands out in the middle of nowhere with no one around but Pa. These are examples of seemingly innocuous circumstances being coded with their aspect on further inspection. 

we know in the current-night Alternian empire, legislacerators are “CONF1N3D TO STUFFY COURTBLOCKS 4RGU1NG C4S3S B3FOR3 H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY,” but that they used to be “D3PLOY3D THROUGHOUT TH3 G4L4XY TO 4PPR3H3ND CR1M1N4LS BY 4NY M34NS N3C3SS4RY.” it’s heavily implied that this work was done under the command of the subjugglators (the legislacerators are “the court’s”).

“B4S3D ON TH3 3V1D3NC3 D3STROY3D 1 H3R3BY D3CL4R3 GU1LTY OF 4LL CH4RG3S! S3ND H1M TO TH3 G4LLOWS!“ “WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO?” “TH3 HUM4NS 1N TH3S3 COURT PROGR4MS 1 THOUGHT TH3Y N33D3D SP1C1NG UP TH3YR3 SO BOR1NG OTH3RW1S3 NOT 4 S1NGL3 D3F3ND4NT H4S B33N C3R3MON1OUSLY SHOT“

Only castes teal and above are accepted for actual legislacerator work. There might be exceptions for jade-teal cusps, or other unusual circumstances I can’t think of at the moment, but that’s generally the law of the land.

HOWEVER because relying on only a handful of castes to police an entire planet full of bloodcolors who are much more numerous than those castes is impractical, the legislacerator and policeradicator forces have plenty of low and midblood support systems.

These involve regional officers and law teams who tend to be greenbloods, but who might be yellow or lower if they have to be. 

Their job is to take care of minor crimes such as lowblood infighting, minor theft or fraud, etc.

However if they find something big (rebel forces, a large smuggling ring) they have to report it to their higherblooded superiors. Failure to do so will at least get them penalized but might result in culling if they’re suspected of trying to cover something up.

There are benefits to being in one of those! It gives you a slightly larger monthly caeger allotment and some authority you wouldn’t have otherwise, plus you get a shiny badge with a trident on it. What’s not to like.

ugh your accommodation looks so nice, mine is literally cinderblock painted over so that it ‘looks less like a prison cell’

THINK HOW FUN IT WILL BE

i got excited over dangan ronpa but omg if we did naruto again there is like a 200% chance of us just acting like shits

avdol replied to your post:i don’t think i can let my friends be this...

let’s take two of the biggest fucked up groups we’ve ever made and combine them it’s so smart

i basically had the question of ‘is science a science’ and almost quit university

has science gone too far