Mar 5, 2018
Laughsassins on Beforus were just super sassy burn comedians
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Laughsassins on Beforus were just super sassy burn comedians
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unprompted, but I’ve been thinking of the best way to describe the difference between a subjugglator and a laughsassin in my mind.
i think it’s best to see the different military prongs you can get into (threshecutioner, ruffianihilator, laughsassin, etc.) as, like, courses you might get into in a school. anyone can get into basically any one, but obviously you’re expected to have the sufficient skills required to participate in that course.
the subjugglators are a sort of brotherhood entirely separate to that. you can be a subjugglator and a ruffianihilator, or a subjugglator and a laughsassin (note that Gamzee clearly already is involved with subjugglator cultism, but still aspires to be a laughsassin). it just happens that a large amount of subjugglators are laughsassins, which leads to a large subjugglator influence in laughsassin ranks. as such, if you’re a laughsassin, you're more likely to be caught up in subjugglator affairs, and might be assigned to more service to subjugglators.
to bring in a comparison to sparta (can you tell i’ve been studying it at school), the military prongs are like messes. once you’re in a prong, you are part of that prong, and expected to participate in comradery with other members of that prong, as well as contribute to its upkeep (i.e. with contributions of foodstuffs and other resources, and participating in the prong’s actual military assignments). failing to do so would see you cast out of the prong, and essentially fucked as far as anyone else in the empire’s concerned.
here’s a thought; could the laughsassins be a replacement goldfish for the legislacerators?
we know in the current-night Alternian empire, legislacerators are “CONF1N3D TO STUFFY COURTBLOCKS 4RGU1NG C4S3S B3FOR3 H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY,” but that they used to be “D3PLOY3D THROUGHOUT TH3 G4L4XY TO 4PPR3H3ND CR1M1N4LS BY 4NY M34NS N3C3SS4RY.” it’s heavily implied that this work was done under the command of the subjugglators (the legislacerators are “the court’s”).
personally i reached the conclusion that use of the legislacerators was restricted by the sea dwellers because it gave the highblood council far too much reach in its control. but with a bunch of assassins at their control, it would appear the subjugglators have another group to fill their krypteia role anyway.
started watching miraculous ladybug! it's really cute and i'm enjoying it except for how i really hate alya?? idk it's just her character trope that annoys me but i loooove marinette and she and chat noir (i'm not super sold on her + adrien bc they like never interact and all i wanna do is tell her to get her shit together?? WHATEVER, I LOVE CONFIDENT FEMALE CHARACTERS) are very much my kind of relationship dynamic, i'm about it
Whohooo!! I’m am so glad you have joined me in this happy fun place!!!
Ayla is a reporter, but while we tend to romanticize reporters like Lois Lane or Linda Park, the truth is that cutthroat lust for the story can be very obnoxious and doesn’t always get down to the truth. I like Ayla, but she a blogger-reporter in both the good way and the bad way.
I find all aspects of the Marrinette/Adrien love affair interesting. It’s true that she’s gaga over him without hardly talking to him, but that’s often how crushes work. He’s both her schoolboy crush and her celebrity (he IS a fashion model) crush all rolled into one.
Him barely knowing her at all in their civilian lives DOES feel a bit uneven, but I think it’s better than the production team’s original plan: to have him be a jerk as he rejects her repeated overtures. They ended up redoing Chat Noir’s entire personality as they proceeded with the series, making him way sweeter, and I think it was a good call. The extremity of Marrinette’s shyness may seem a bit contrived, but those freeze-ups do happen to relatively competent people in real life. Everybody has their weak spots.
I imagine that they won’t stay this way tho. There’s plenty of room for their dynamic to shift around.
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laughsassins replied to your post:
rl nonsense that i just need to laugh about for...
god, i feel u. my first boyfriend, in freshman year, a mutual friend made us dance together and told me he liked me and wanted to ask me out and basically facilitated our relationship. they’ve been together for two years now. it’s so weird.
ahhh that sounds so awkward! here, i'm just like lmao lmaoo IT'S SO WEIRD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT I'M ALSO? KIND OF? GLAD? like they were both such not-good people. at least now they will channel their awfulness at each other and spare the rest of the world :DD
thelaziesthufflepuff replied to your post:rl nonsense that i just need to laugh about for...
your life sounds like a mikorei fanfic
except i'm fushimi or something but rly, i wouldn't even give them that much credit lololl
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pavoniine replied to your post “.”
i believe in u bb
thanks darling. if only i could get some of your photoshop mojo via osmosis tho <3 also new tumblr dimensions are fucking me UP :(
laughsassins replied to your post:.
i will assist w/album art if u need it? idk it’s one of the few things i can do, creatively speaking
ahh i appreciate that! i have ~ideas~ and can probably get most of the way without issues but i just hate adjusting shit to suit tumblr's crappy graphic format bc everything looks grainy and atrocious once i upload it and idk what to do about it so if you have any tips about how to deal with that, i'd be happy to hear!!
laughsassins replied to your photo “(IN)SEPARABLE :: a kida masaomi/ryugamine mikado fanmix or: 13 songs...”
GODDAMMIT MIRAI (can i call u mirai are we at that point in our internet friendship) WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU IN RECENT HISTORY.
yes you can and idk i swear it wasn't intentional or your fault or anyone's except THEIRS. i'm in anguish all the time & this entire season is gonna end me with ENDLESS LONG-DISTANCE PINING :((((((((( why can't we have nice things like everr
qserasera replied to your photo “(IN)SEPARABLE :: a kida masaomi/ryugamine mikado fanmix or: 13 songs...”
mikado and kida are mr and mr smith but on a smaller scale and much cooler (thanks for sharing your many emotions on delinquent boys because we know you have many)
ahh that is an excellent description and i am keeping it: tiny mr&mr smiths!!! and possibly picturing an au where they get married and try to continue hiding their secret gangleaderness from each other D: i have not actually seen mr & mrs. smith so i'm going out on a total limb here......