#leastworstwizard

I remember my ma asking me a question like that once.

@1awyerup: #Oh! #You look REALLY CUTE...

@dilutedaspirations: you look super cute!!!

@mushroompollution: #you look nice. #though it took me a secind to realize this is probably a costume #and you didn't take a second job.

@leastworstwizard: #you oughta charge money for tickets to that gun show damn

@accursedamulet: #i feel like your tattoos. really add something to the outfit. #you look really good. :)

Thank you all for the kind words. I'm glad it wasn't a complete wash of a costume, haha!

Though... As often as my boss has had me clean the office concourse I probably could claim it as a second job. ...I can see this becoming a thing already.

@atinyredlight: #oh noooo #i am going to be mopped up #it was good to know you all

@asmallredlight: #... cute ...

Alas, I am duty-bound to sweep you off your feet. Perhaps a dusting of kisses will make up for it?

Drill Sergeant McGregor - Yelling, sitting on recruits when doing push-ups which seems to cause suffering, more yelling, likes to make people cry with his yelling.

Private Eric Thomas - hitting other people, stealing from other people, picking out MREs instead of randomly getting it.

Cafeteria Worker Tim Matheson - spit in the food of a person who pulled him across the table because he didn't serve him personally

Drill Sergeant Ringo - Likes to hit people, yelling, likes to slap people across the face.

Private John - tried to steal my MRE and then tried to knock me over but knocked himself over

Private Este - knocked Private John over and made him get laughed at.

Private Megan - Started decorating our dorm with Stars and Stripes which is against regulation. But it seems the army people are happy that my dorm room is showing patriotism.

Nurse Praline - Stabbed me with a needle, stabbed others with a needle. I do not like needles.

Out hiding, but not from the moon. The moon's actually super bright tonight.

Careful, that's when the weresharks are out.