perpetual motion machine

watch it. haha.

🐇 " -- Whuh?! "

[It sets Cordial fully off balance, given Dram's size advantage; he stumbles back a moment, but catches himself quickly with a trusty heel dug into the ground. Rumbles a grumbly little growl, and puffs its chest a bit in indignation.]

🐇 " Ohhh I'm Watching it, alright... "

[Can't let Dram get TOO far away with this... muttering beneath its breath, it uses that dug in heel to push off of and send itself right back in Dram's direction with a purpose. That purpose being to speed up behind his friend and step, with his full weight and a flourish, on the back of his shoe. And foot, and ankle, in the process.]

🐇 " Watching it Step on you!!! "

[Dram is always reblogging Shoe pictures. He must like shoes. Right? So maybe this will be appropriately personal. It certainly feels like a fitting punishment to the crime, but. Dram also doesn't really seem to love being punished for his crimes, so. Cordial figures he better start running in the OPPOSITE direction, now. Fast. Cackling over his shoulder all the while.]

"fuck. if you creased my shit im gonna punt you like a football."