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Hear me out again: the guys with an S/O who can be best described as an antisocial grump who is only social and sweet with them. (Also, thank you for the cyrus content. it fuels my soul)
Oh boy, cranky S/O is so fun because it’s like owning a pissy cat. I’ve decided to give you some weird partial drabbles about how you idiots meet and the aftermath.
BOYS! EVERYONE IS GETTING A CAT, NO THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
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AZ:
-Meets you on a train after you get done with a horrible day at work. You’re sitting in the only spot next to a space big enough for him to sit down because f*ck being near people. People are staring at him the whole time but you aren’t. Because again, f*ck people.
-He can hear you grumbling, and tries to ignore it at first, but he’s become such a compassionate man in his wizened age, and he finally just cracks and decides to offer a metaphorical hand.
AZ: “Have you had a long day, my dear?”
You: *Glowering and grumpy, not looking at him.*
AZ, sighing: “I understand your anger. It will pass with time, but for now, there is no shame in the feeling. Would you like to discuss it? I have no qualms with lending an ear.”
-You finally look at him and oh my GOD that is a big dude, he is MASSIVE. It’s so jarring that it breaks the anger spell in half and yeets it out the window. You just nod dumbly, and start telling him about your sh*tty day.
-You end up getting offered his phone number afterward, and he calls you later from what must be a really old phone. You both end up becoming friends and you even start offering to visit.
-You’re still a sourpuss and although you’re cordial with everyone, you only really seem to like AZ. It bothers him a little bit that you seem to dislike the kids, as he adores them and being around him often involves being around them too.
-You would likely just remain friends as he is, at least now, more social. Besides, you end up just becoming another found family member. You get along with the kids eventually.
L:
-He meets you in a parking lot, late at night. He happens to be in the area when you leave work, and catches movement out of the corner of his good eye behind you. Someone has followed you, and you aren’t aware until you hear a yell and a scuffle behind you all of the sudden.
-L has put himself between you and the stalker, and since he is pretty massive himself, he’s pretty intimidating. The stalker slinks off, and you realize what happened, or rather, what was about to happen before this random homeless guy intervened.
-L only glances back to be sure you get in the car and lock the door, waiting around until you pull out of the parking lot before he finally wanders off, tailed by a pokemon you’re not familiar with. You’re not normally one to trust people, but this guy quite literally just saved your ass.
-You bring a few items for him in the blind hope that you’ll run into the guy again. The next time you do though, it’s unfortunately when you’re in the middle of arguing with someone about them scuffing your vehicle really badly in the grocery store parking lot. You huff as the person drives off in a rage, and nearly hits poor L in the process.
-He notices how your behavior immediately changes when you see him, how you soften and scramble over to him to see if he’s okay. It surprises him a lot that you seem to like him so much. He’s even more shocked when you bring him over to your car and pull out the things you brought for him. He’s extremely grateful.
-Eventually you bring him home, and of course it leads to you two developing feelings because look at that charming smile! He does notice how cranky you seem to be with others, despite how loving and cuddly you are with him. He worries a little for you, but it also gives him a selfish sense of satisfaction.
Lysandre:
-Meets you at a social dinner for the Kalos elite. You got brought in as someone’s arm candy but the person severely underestimated your aggression toward being brought to social events.
-After an argument outside, you storm off to some other corner and discover a garden off to the side of the main event room. You wander over there, grumbling about how people suck and wondering how the hell you’re supposed to get home now. You, of course, bump into a person standing somewhere close to the path. They’re in a dark spot so you don’t see them
You: *Cranky and slightly tipsy* “Move jackass.”
Lys: *Blinks and raises an eyebrow* “I beg your pardon?”
Lysandre steps out from the dark and you turn to yell. Oh, that’s a big man. Where and how the hell was he hiding?l Well so much for yelling, the words die instantly in your throat. You’re not going to be the dumbass to piss this guy off.
Lys: “Ugly words often leads to ugly situations. Perhaps you’d like to try again?”
You: *Oh no he’s hot*
-You end up begrudgingly apologizing and Lysandre accepts it, inquiring as to what that reaction was about and if there’s something he can do to help. You’re shocked that one of these socialites would give a sh*t about it, so you tell him you don’t have a way home because the jerk who brought you here doesn’t want anything to do with you. He offers and you say no, not wanting to owe someone else a favor.
-He gives you his phone number, his actual personal one not his secretary’s phone number, and tells you to call if you needed anything. No pressure, just wants to offer a hand. You end up texting him when the party ends because you still don’t have a way home. He and his chauffeur take you home in his fancy car.
-Surprisingly sweet and doesn’t even try to hit on you. Just offers to let you vent because he absolutely understands being dragged along as eye candy for a socialite and haaaates it (Women would fight over him at events, that’s why he always goes alone. If he brought a date the poor person would be murdered. So he often finds himself begrudgingly on a woman’s arm that he doesn’t know and being pulled along to meet her friends.)
-You two end up getting close after a lot of late night phone calls and hilariously you bailing him out of stuff. He just comes and hides with you because he cannot deal with the public today. He doesn’t mind that you bare your teeth socially at people. He prefers having someone tough that he doesn’t have to be as worried over.
Cyrus:
- Oh boy this guy. So forget actively meeting him anywhere in public, you two idiots meet online in some kind of chat forum. Cyrus struggles with small bouts of loneliness and has used small online spaces that tend to talk about technology to rectify that. You happen to be in one of those spaces.
-You both have an avid interest in legendary pokemon and their energy’s usage in technology. Yours is because you’ve met Regieleki and wonder if its electrical output could be used to power Galar, where you live. Cyrus, obviously, is using Dialga and Palkia to warp reality, but he claims it’s to alter the power consumption in Sinnoh where he lives.
-You guys end up chatting a little bit about it, and whenever he goes on and sees you online, he messages you a silly gif of a chatot wiggling aggressively at a cup. He’s such a goofball with you and you decide that you like this one.
-After almost three years of knowing each other, his fall in Sinnoh and subsequently telling you what he did, he stops messaging for a while. You keep feeling compelled to check on him. The next time he responds is 6 months later, and you tell him you were about ready to fly to Sinnoh and hunt him down yourself. He messages back “Do it”.
-You scare the sh*t out of him three days later by sending him a screenshot of your plane tickets and he scrambles to get to the correct airport. He can’t just leave you alone there that’s not okay.
-You show up and are regretting this sooooo much there’s too many people. You land in Sinnoh and immediately make for the exit to get the hell away from all of these people. You get a message from Cyrus asking if you’re really here, and when you message him back, you hear a distinct ping of that same app from someone’s phone nearby. You and Cyrus spot each other for the first time, him sat on a bench outside. He sends you the Chatot gif whilst staring directly at you, and when you get the ping and look at your phone, you realize that that’s him.
-He stands politely to greet you, only to get slammed into because you throw yourself into him and nuzzle right into his coat. He’s caught so off guard, but awkwardly pats your back. You’re just glad he’s okay..and that he actually showed up.
-He appreciates the fact that you aren’t social, because he’s the exact same way. You two just curl up in the corner like two pissy meowths that only like each other. It’s adorable and irritating because when Cyrus is with you nothing gets done.
Lear:
-Meets you at the PML tournament, where else?? You’re both growling at each other like angry primapes because you’re being forced to socialize specifically with each other and you hate it.
-You two fight like assholes every time you battle and even your pokemon start getting sick of it. You stop responding to Lear’s challenges and just start avoiding him. He comes looking for you eventually and demands to know what made you run.
-You literally do the “you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid” and the stupid man, the sweet little dumbass, takes that as a challenge and just does it.
-You’re more surprised by the fact that you like it than the fact that he grabbed the collar of your shirt and kissed you. You two luvdiscs end up making out for like 15 minutes before he finally lets go.
-You guys stop fighting after that. It’s really weird and simple but turns out you two just had a weird little crush on the other and didn’t know how to express it because you didn’t want to talk to anyone and you didn’t want to tell each other.
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I think I got a little off track with this, but it turned out okay. Don’t mind Lear he’s like 20 and has no social skills he’s an idiot.
If you have a prompt you’d like me to try. Please feel free to send an ask!
🎉 The (Late) New Years 🎉
Shadow Milk is definately very delighted when you want to spend New Year's Eve with him, mostly because he knows that you'll be his even after the ball drops.
After all, who else would you rather be intertwined with other than the beastly jester himself?
Shadow Milk uses strings to wrap around your waist and pull you in close for the last kiss of the year.
After that will be the biggest party the jester has ever created! A party is needed for New Years, after all!
Even so, Shadow Milk still spends most of his time with you, giving you kisses all over and clinging onto you eagerly. Why would he ever want to leave the side of his doll?
He still hasn't let go of you, even when the party comes to an end.
Fancypants, of course, also holds a party on New Year's Eve, although it is something much more upper-class and luxurious, with sparkling water, the best foods chefs can offer, and even a front-row seat to a classy fireworks show.
Even with all of the sparkles and flashes, his eyes are still on his most expensive thing yet: you.
Fancypants is at your every beck and call, making sure everything is perfect for you on this night. After all, you deserve the world!
Starlo feels his heart skip a beat when you decide to spend New Years Eve with him, and he's one clingy cowboy for the night, smothering you with kisses and reminding you how much he loves you.
There's nothing too fancy for when it becomes the New Years, simply spending the night with Starlo, keeping him close, and wrapping each other up with sweet nothings.
Hornet doesn't exactly celebrate New Year's Eve or New Years, considering her society is much different than ours, but she does have something to show you when you decide to spend the night with her.
Instead of sparkling juice or loud fireworks, the night sky is lit up with soft fireflies that dance in coordinated precision, creating a quiet ballet for you and her to admire until the sun begins to rise.
When the morning sun hits your faces, Hornet bows to you and asks for you to be her first duel for the new year. It would be an honor to be her first fight to be with you, after all.
Lear has made many extravagant and luxurious preparations to this day. He's a prince, after all, he has to make all of these spectacular things happen... and yet his eyes stay on you for the night, and he can't pull his gaze away ever since you chose to spend your New Years with him.
Even as the cheers of trainers and Pokemon surround the night, Lear's mind is on you, wondering if this will be the year he could make you his royalty.
Lear doesn't want to outwardly show that to you of course- he's not blushing, it's just the light that's playing tricks on you!
Bill is both ecstatic and disappointed about the New Years. Ecstatic since his disciple chose to spend the time with him, but also disappointed since he was told that he couldn't plunge the world into complete chaos. But fine, if that's what you wanted...
...Although maybe he could bend time a little to spend more of it with you? Just a bit?
You're the one who chose him to be with, it's not his fault time decided not to start the New Years yet! Although Bill might have to answer to Time Baby later.
It's at least worth it for you, just so he could have you close and see you smile...
Maybe when the night does end, you can figure out how badly a triangle can actually blush.
Star Dividers: here!!
Hybrid Lear x Human Reader
You had similar stories of this before, where an otherwise ordinary human dies then appears in a world of fantasy, who then goes on to live a new fulfilling life surrounded by new friends and adventure. So initially, you weren't able to anticipate the sort of life you'd end up living once you crossed from your old world to the next. Only to end up as someone's human pet.
When you were found, you were taken away by the royal guard, for Lear to determine what to do with you next. Only for him to deem a befitting role for you as his new human pet. Humans weren't rare in this world, but they were certainly less special compared to hybrids. The kingdom you fell into, falling from the sky, was not safe for humans, making your appearance exceptionally odd.
The castle workers are cruel to you with the exception of a few. The two handlers that were closest to the prince and the connections the older male is able to procure for you. You have access to medicine and decent food but that is all the comfort you would ever really receive from this world.
Lear mistreats you. He berates and insults you. But he never strikes you. His servants do instead, behind his back.
Then came an incident where Lear was attacked in public by a dissenter. Despite how he treats you, you took notice of the impending attack, and pushed him of the way.
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Lear hates humans. Hybrids are always superior in terms of skills and strength. His hatred towards them stems from how his mother had died, another human killed by another fellow human.
So when this stranger appeared, he treated them as a toy. What he didn't anticipate was for this human to protect him. He watched as the human he mistreated took staggered footsteps before him, their gaze connected to each other, before the disheveled man fell onto to the ground, choked on his own words.
The dissenter was apprehended and you were taken away for medical treatment. It was here he would discover the extent of the abuse you had suffered that came at the hands of his castle servants.
Lear looked at your sleeping body with scorn as he always did, but then he is reminded of your last waking moments, your life almost spent to save his. The shock of that moment was too similar to how his mother had died, using her body to protect her hybrid child. He seethes in a silent rage, punishing the guilty servants, and secretly visiting you at night.
This night, he would be surprised to see you awake, coughing up water when you look surprised to see him.
He asks flat questions to your well being. You answer them in a soft words but that only seems to anger him more. Why would you go as so far to save the one person that has allowed so much torment and cruelty towards you? That could have been easily a moment for escape, an revenge that wasn't yours to plot.
"It just seemed like the right thing to do," you finally croak.
He's baffled by your answer. Baffled by your stupidity. Baffled by your simple mindedness. Shouting at you at how little and small you are.
But he's left speechless when you finally speak again, "Prince Lear. Please don't let the hands that ignore me when I'm attacked be the same hands that comforts me when you think I'm asleep at night. Just choose one version of how you treat me. I can't take much more of your gentle torment."
He stops. He stares. He grinds his teeth. He stops to look at you one last time before he leaves.
Imagine Lear telling you that he wasn't asked to prom and one late night you bring a tape of slow dance songs and pull him out of his chair by his suspenders telling him "your having your prom now" and the two of you dance into the late am
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How about Lear with an S / O with a tendency to behave like a princess (or prince)?Sorry for asking for Lear's hcs (you are probably tired of him) it's just I love him so much (but you have a big fan here now) Thank you sm!
Oh no, it’s quite alright! We don’t mind writing for this bastard man
*Lear actually does not mind your behavior too much
*he actually kind of enjoys it?
*though you will never get him to admit such a thing
*especially considering how he’s seen other people around him behave. Disgusting
*it makes him feel better knowing that you don’t act in such a way that you would embarrass him, or yourself, though he will never say this to your face
-Red
Bathing With Your PokeMan HCs
cw: fluff, bathing, nudity mentions but nothing explicit
characters: Lear, Cyrus, Larry, N, Volo
👑Lear💎
🪙 There was an insistence by the prince to spend many moments together – He would admit quietly that your presence was a comforting thing to him. So, most of his time away from his duties was spent with you (often; however, you would find yourself with him even during his duties). This included, naturally, even times that would have previously been spent alone. Baths… You would watch as he would call you into his private bathroom with you. A large tub basin was in the middle of the room. Water flowed a rain system on the ceiling down into the basin. The sound of water collecting was far too nice.
🪙 Foamy bubbles swelled around the tub as a calming herbal scent ruminated across the room. Lear sat on the side of the tub, watching as water accumulated. A maid had no doubt started the tub and added the bubbles and additives in. He sat bare, clothing left folded carefully on the counter to be collected and cleaned. Pyjamas – Far much more luxurious than you would even allow for yourself were also on the counter. He cut the water off once it filled and moved to sit within the water. A sigh left him. His eyes closed. You found yourself eagerly joining him. The warm water engulfed you instantly, setting you at ease.
Yandere ZA Men + Lear Drabbles
cw: yandere, unhealthy relationships, soft yandere, dark content, hidden cameras,
characters: Corbeau, Grisham, L(ysandre), Lear