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There has been a reason outside of Artfight that I haven't been able to write much, if at all, and while there are some irl reasons that I'd rather not divulge much into outside of it being unfortunately rather personal and financially straining, there is a problem about what we have going on!

That is... The Masterlist 0-0

You see, Google Docs APPEARENTLY can only hold so many links before it just kinda. Decides to lag and then implode, and since I'm the one trying to add more links... Yeahhh, not going great XD

So this means I might have to revamp the whole system we use for the masterlist.

THIS DOES NOT MEAN IT'S ALL GOING TO BE DELETED!!

I will simply have to come up with more of an organized way for Google Docs that it can handle all of the links, that's all! Instead of fitting everything onto one single doc, if that makes sense? But this process will, unfortunately, be very slow, and I've been having a bit of task paraylsis about it, hence why it took so long, and I do sincerely apologize for that.

That being said, since I will be working on the masterlist, and it has been quite a few months, if not just a while, I will be deleting the cue to a new blank slate that will reopen once the new masterlist is completed. It is not fair to you all nor the requester that it took me this long to do a request, and I feel like for everyone's best interest, I will just wipe it and we'll reopen once we have things settled up again.

I hope you all understand what I'm trying to do and why, fellow clowns, and I promise to do my best to get this circus back up and running, slowly but surely!

*throws cake at you*

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-🎁 anon

Timekeeper certainly had something very special planned for you, considering the slight converge of timelines that was happening. Sure, usually they'd want to keep time in balance, and they still would do so... Buuut a tiny bit of alteration just so the two of you could witness some beautiful things could be made, right? There was star showers to be seen, beaches to explore, and sunsets to see while out on a picnic! You found it to be quite the menagerie of activities and places to be, however Timekeeper made sure that everything would be tailored so the two of you would have the most fun! And not completely disrupt everything, of course. Wouldn't want a timeline break to ruin the date, after all!

It didn't matter where in time you were, though, they always made sure that you had a smile on your face. You could look at all of the wonders, and they were stuck looking at you. What a wonderful sight to behold. "Are you ready for our next adventure, my time piece?"

The spirit was distant for the rest of chaos.

They blamed themselves, blamed themselves for what happened with Shadow Milk cookie.

If only they were stronger....if only they had that same strength before so they could smack some sense into the jester like in the past.

But of course...time doesn't turn back

Watching as Shadow Milk threatened and made chaos in his wake, you couldn't help it but to feel so close to weeping. How you wished that you were able to float over, to grab the jester by his shoulders, and shake him until he showed some sign of sanity. But it had been too long, hadn't it? The Fountain of Knowledge you once knew simply descending into nothingness within lies. Guilt had crashed over you many a times, helpless outside of simply being able to watch the fight progress. Why had it to be you who had failed him? You had failed him, didn't you? Whatever the case was, you felt as if the destruction was all your fault.

TIMEKEEPER X MALE ST. PASTRY READER PART 9‼️‼️‼️

In an effort to keep himself going crazy, reader decides to share his thoughts with cookies he can trust. He doesn’t know if Timekeeper would be eavesdropping—oh who is he kidding, they absolutely would somehow— at least with these two cookies he won’t run into more questions and problems like with Doughael.

He tells Seltzer Cookie and Menthol Cookie everything that happened and all the thoughts he gathered so far. He begs them to keep this all to themselves, not sharing even a tiny bit of it with any other cookie in The Order. He even takes them to his chambers to discuss further and share what little theories he had; although said theories he weren’t too sure of since, well Timekeeper riddles.

All he asks is that they don’t think he’s crazy and keep an open mind. With the coming of The Avatar approaching soon, he doesn’t want a mass hysteria before such an important event, for better or worse.

As you spoke and did your best to explain yourself, Menthol was the first to ask you where you had gotten all of this from. Even Seltzer seemed curious, albiet also concerned... You couldn't blame them, you would've been concerned too, had it been anybody else going through this. All you could do was for them not to say a word about any of what you were saying, and not see you as another Cookie that has gone mad. You're doing your very best to figure all of this out, you just have to tell some Cookie about this! Seltzer immediately made the promise for the both of them, much to Menthol's chagrin, but it was clear that your intentions were not malicious or morally ill. With a sigh, Menthol reluctantly agreed to help you solve some of these riddles from this... "Timekeeper" Cookie, with Seltzer by his side. He was a bit in doubt, however, he admitted as much to you. Such a name he's never heard of... Still, he'll keep his mouth shut and try and help whatever mysteries you're trying to solve.

"My songbird... Are you still awake?" Of course you were. You were still buzzed with excitement after such a major day for you and Pure Vanilla. A marriage, a bond between your doughs, and with an up-coming honeymoon around the corner then, it was hard to get any rest. Pure Vanilla seemed to feel the same, softly chuckling. "At least we can still snuggle together, songbird..." He felt you nuzzle up against him more and he melted, his arms staying wrapped around you as he helped pull you closer and kissed your forehead gently. "I love you so much, my songbird... Thank you for marrying me."

Although it's clear that Black Pudding has a dark side, you get to remind him every day that he, too, can see some light.

He's more than happy to help give you lessons in at least self-defense... First, you'll need to learn how to hold a blade!

Black Pudding gets jealous veeery easily. Sometimes he almost scares you and other Cookies by appearing seemingly out of nowhere to hold your hand or hug you from behind.

Less of a talker, and more of a listener. He likes it when you talk, though, as he finds it very comforting and soothing.

Black Pudding does have moments where he struggles to take care of himself, but you help him try and re-instate healthy habits.

Camembert likes to know everything about you. Favorite food, favorite places to go to, favorite outfits, favorite colors, it doesn't matter what, he just wants to know it to use for his own plans.

Everytime you want to cuddle up close to him, he sprays himself with perfumes or dough sprays beforehand. His dough doesn't exactly have a nice scent to it, after all, so he'd rather you enjoy something else.

Camembert likes to watch you sometimes. Not in a creepy way on purpose, he just enjoys to watch you work on this and that. He finds it oddly soothing.

He will 100% melt at any physical affection you give him. One of his main and biggest weaknesses.

Camembert does his best with stuff like gift-giving, even if he tends to lean towards the more expensive and elaborate. Only the best for his love, after all.

After every battle, you both take turns patching each other up, depending who was in the fight that day. Camembert feels the safest when it's you helping him with cracks and scratches on his dough.

Everytime the two of you would go out in a date, Fruit Punch would bombarde you with compliments. He loves his partner, after all, and he thinks you're stunning!

Surprisingly very physically affectionate! Hand-holding, different types of kisses, close hugging, face nuzzling, etc etc.

If you're ever too tired, Fruit Punch wouldn't hesitate to sweep you off your feet and keep you close until you're able to rest.

You're one of very few people who get drinks on the house in his cafe.

Fruit Punch doesn't mean to be overprotective, but he can't help but to feel alert around other Cookies that are nearby, especially ones he doesn't know or might look sketchy. He doesn't want you to get hurt by some Cookie who doesn't know who they're messing with!