Aug 22, 2020
Alright, I love Aiden Gallagher in Umbrella Academy. A beautiful performance and the way he executed Five’s love for Delores was immaculate.
However.
If I saw Aiden himself, in the flesh, in the streets, in the wild, I would run away screaming. The child looks like the physical embodiment of every fever dream I’ve ever had. Every single time I see a picture of him I involuntarily shudder so hard my eyes vibrate. Seeing him in person would send me into a catatonic state. If you asked me to define what I think Fear him/her/themselves would look like, it would be Mr. Gallagher. Just thinking about him makes me want to melt my head like some extended cut of Indian Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, I shit you not.
