Well of COURSE Vark isn't being shown in Vox's Heaven takeover plans. He's too Tiny Baby for war! And is training up for the next annual Voxtek sponsored Sharkpup bowl, of course!

Pudding the Great White Chocolate shark loves to explore on walks and play. Her play-bites can be a little hard though!

Muffin the Blueberry shark's head empty no thoughts. He has no sense of self-preservation and would not survive on his own. But at least he's always content!

Jello the Watermelon whaleshark thinks he still needs to filter feed. I put food in his bowl and it disappears later, so I think he's smart enough for that at least.

Merengue the Lemon shark loves lazing around like a ragdoll. She's an excellent lap shark, though pretty heavy!

Custard the Roll Cake hammerhead is an excellent lap shark, no complaints, 10/10 would let sit on me again. His flatness makes for a perfect book rest!

Yogurt the Strawberry shark is very cuddly and kind of an attention hog. I can hardly get any work done when she's around!

Family photo, guest-starring Hercules the Coconut crab as the podium.

Landshark designs inspired by Jeff the Landshark.

@drfitzmonster a conversation you will end up having if me and your wife are ever allowed to hang out together