Jul 20, 2019
I need some harem content. I'm this close to looking at a blank doc.
Been there, hon. Lemme see if I have any WIPs or prompts around~
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I need some harem content. I'm this close to looking at a blank doc.
Been there, hon. Lemme see if I have any WIPs or prompts around~
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Idea foe herlem lance. What if the team and otjer members of Harlem ask Slav who's in the lead 4 winning lance heart. They also ask how in other realities did they woo pance. Likevif one universe where allura is canon or shance is canon, they wanna know how they got together
Is it bad I want Slav to be a little shit and not answer them directly? Like:
Shiro: Soā¦ Howās the ranking?Slav: You went up, for sure.Shiro: Ok, but whatās my position?Slav: Still lower than Keith.Keith: *flips the bird at Shiro without looking away from Lance whoās blabbing about something or another*
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Allura: Are there realities where I end up with Lance?Slav: Itās statistically impossible for them to not exist.Allura: *fist bumps the air like she learned from Lance*Slav: Not all end up in a nice way though.Allura:ā¦ Listen here, you little bastardā
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Pidge: So, how are ending up together?Slav: You and Lance?Pidge: Duh.Slav: Well, depending of the reality, youāll confess on his deathbed.Pidge: Youāre so goddamn lucky Lance likes you, you fucking centipede-owl.
I don't know if you've watched friends or not but... if you have I have a Lance Harem but the episode the one with the flashback where they are all sitting at the cafe and maybe shay (or someone) asks the paladins have they slept with Lance ;) and they answer with no but then the person ask OK but what about almost and the paladins would change the subject if you don't understand the episode is called "the one with the flash back"
Shay: Ok, and how many of you almost had sex with him?
Allura: Did everyone try the chicken?
Shay: We're... Not eating...?
Keith: Voltron duties, we have Voltron duties, let's go.
Shay: The... The war is over...
Shiro: Sorry, did you guys hear that? I think Coran called us! We're going, Coran!
Shay:.....
Shay:... Coran is in the kitchen... On the other side of the Castle...
Lance wearing a crop top saying "You are not immune to propaganda" + booty shorts with "Propaganda" written on the ass = harem found dead in Miami
āHello, NASA? I think I found some of yours in my backyardā¦ā
Why do we headcanon EVERYONE as part of Lance's harem?! I mean, he's super cute, BUT STILL!
You answered the question yourself, silly! Heās super cute. Also, heās funny, heās strong, heās agile, heās selfless, heās a complete sweetheart and has greatness in him. Heās the best. Why wouldnāt everyone want to either date him or be friends with him?
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I love multilingual Lance, so hereās an idea: someone is badmouthing Papa Coran (the nerve!) Lance is having none of it & marches right up to the badmouth-er & says: āI know over 3 dozen languages, Bullshit isnāt one of them!ā Papa Coran is touched, cue smitten harem in the background
Kinda like that moment in Doctor Who where Nine is likeĀ āI know 5 billion languages, so if thereās something Iāll do is talk.ā Lance is a cinnamon bun that will kill you.
Lance being good with kids (itās canon, fight me on this) His Harem seeing this & daydreaming that itās with their future children (because thereās no way Lanceās having only one child) heās playing with. Bonus points Parents Club in the background being āYes my son is good with kids, no heās NOT going to become a Papa anytime soon)
I donāt need to fight you because sometimes the scriptwriters do shit right and his niece and nephew adore him. The Harem would have different reactions because some (like Keith and Lotor) didnāt have the best family situation and other did, but are still very insecure. But I guess theĀ unanimous thought would beĀ āI wanna a family with him.ā
Lance walking in on a Lance Gushing Session asking whatās going on they make an excuse that theyāre going to watch a movie (& were going to get him as soon as it was ready - no Lance asking why he was left out, keep the Langst out) Lance asks if it can be Disney because he loves Disney (letās be honest here, who doesnāt) everyone scrambles to make it happen so he can be happy. It ends up being a Disney marathon/cuddle pile with everyone fighting to be closest to Lance (hint: Papa Coran is wins)
Lanceās favorite is probably The Princess and The Frog. It used to be The Little Mermaid, because sea and merfolk, but the tale of a normal girl that worked for her dreams just resonated with his soul. He comments that he wanted to dress up as Tiana and cue the Harem trying to find a way to make it happen. In space.