#kyrem

So I finished watching Detective Pikachu and have fallen into a pokemon craze and then Danny Phantom shoved into my mind and I’m sure people have seen the Danny phantom fused with Froslass but what if. He fused with Kyrem?

Kyrem Danny gets fused accidently when his parents unintentionally work with team rocket to capture Kyrem. They believe it’s for harmless research before setting Kyrem free but team rocket has other plans. Danny accidently gets caught in the crossfire as that plan is set in motion, holding the DNA splicer and planning his hand on a circuit board just as team rocket activates their machine. This results in him merging with the legendary and running in a dazed panic. His parents go missing before he can ask them for help so he asks Sam and Tucker to help him search for them while also searching for a way seperate himself from Kyrem. His fusion allows him to use pokemon moves, talk to other pokemon, and even fly. He can transform in his original look like the whole phantom thing but for limited amounts of time. Danny here has a knack for ice pokemon, and has a grudge against poke balls for personal reasons so his team mainly walks with him! Sam specializes in dark pokemon while Tucker specializes in electric and steel pokemon.

re-designed my DnD character Kyrem, with her current stats (old version here)

since the last time I posted about her, we conquered that fishermen’s village and claimed it as our own, chickens got sentient and got the right to vote, one of them became a necromancer. Some party member made a dress out of a vorpal blade, another lost his testicles and got his cock become a literal cock in which we imprisoned the spirit of an evil sorcerer who turned out to be the corrupted guardian angel of a god/pillar of this world.

We kinda destroyed our village twice or thrice (a demon minotaur from the Abyss and a Meteor Swarm did it. Also an earthquake that woke up the dead and cursed our lands.) and now we are in the process of destroying our continent (remember the guardian angel? well we woke up his boss the god of destruction and fused it with four other gods. yup.)

Kyrem sadly still doesn’t have a girlfriend and lost one of her boats.

She died only twice after an impressive series of 1 and 2 that lead her to think it was a good idea to get out of a portal leading to the abyss right in front of an army of paladins, while being a tiefling.

Anyway, ten minutes after getting her head sewed back she did it again and this time was hit by a “Disintegrate” spell. The paladins were sorry about making the same mistake twice so she got to be reincarnated and chose to be an Orog instead of a Tiefling. Because people are going racist anyway so better give them a reason to be and make them piss their pants.

She’s now 2m30 tall instead of just 2m tall

Her tiefling blood is still active so she’s got the hella combo of horns+tail+tusks and now my favorite DnD thing is making people piss their pants and run away screaming.

Not necessarily our enemies.

Hell yeah.

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