#kurtty implied

The plan couldn´t have been easier to follow even if she tried. She has a magical artifact and will use the second version of the said artifact to cause chaos and destruction- a pretty greedy for her part, but not the most convoluted plan the X-men had to endure- right now, time seems to be the essence.

The X-men of this alternative timeline send their best agent to solve the case. Kitty Pryde, nothing extraordinary can be noted about this version- if you compare with a version of Wolverine who has 4 arms, this Kitty is pretty normal- except by the fact her skin is blue.

"Hello, guys!" she greets them with a big smile, barring on childlike and naivety and 616! Kitty is not too impressed. " My name is Katherine Mary Pryde, nice to meet you," there´s a childlike aura about her, too innocent and really, 616! Kitty can´t help by looking her up and down.

Does this Blue Kitty got her position by her own merits or did someone let her in?

(What cynical thought to have about yourself)

Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Ororo Monroe, Rogue, Kurt, and Kitty have to deal with Selene, the Dark Queen -she doesn´t have a legal surname- and the legal implications as she is being aided by Selene of their timeline.

"That...will be a problem?" Blue Kitty asked still with that cute smile on her front. Too innocent and 616! Kitty is not too keen on seeing such a smile on a carbon copy of her face- minus the blue- too innocent.

Jean is the one to explain the situation. "Our Selene is a political ally to Genosha and Magneto public stated she is not to be bothered by the Avengers or ...us," Jean tsk loudly. "Even Wanda defends that vampire and all because she restores her children, her devotion and gratitude allow Selene to have a free pass" Jean is a bit bitter, to say the least.

Blue Kitty titled her head a little. "I see, in my universe, Jean Grey, used the power of Pheonix to save my family, Wakanda, and revive Scott Summers," Kitty shows her ten fingers. "she resurrect 10 people and even so, she was not above the cosmical laws, Death didn´t mind she resurrect 10 people but it was a question regards courtesy"

They all look at her with wide eyes and Rogue breaks the silence.

"Zaorva?"

Blue Kitty blinks several times and as if finally getting the question, shakes her head, and adds. "Not her, I´m just pointing out that your Selene may not be so above the laws as you may think....well, Zaorva isn´t but she breaks them anyway" she shrugs as if is not a big deal.

Kitty narrows her eyes at her. Too suspicious of her own doppelganger.

"The Selene of my timeline is a woman who says she has nothing to lose, but, refuses to dirty her hands, if she is taking shelter in Genosha...we can either try to take her out or incapacity the impact of her magic" Blue Kitty smartly suggested.

Kurt and the others are pondering this suggestion. They can´t take Selene out of Genosha-not only for political reasons but for reasons as Wanda would kick their asses- therefore, the only solution is to invalidate the two powerful magical items.

Ororo is the one asking a question. "You said this item is powerful, how powerful is it?"

"It can destroy a city, but not a state, however, such destruction may cause IT to take a look and ...no one wants that," Blue Kitty responds looking at Jean as if she wants to say something else.

"I know what you´ll say next, and no, me and the Pheonix hate IT," Jean explains mildly.

Scott now interjects. "You say it can destroy one city, does Selene has a target?"

"I would say Italy....maybe a city of Italy, but, I´m not sure...Selene of my time has a love/hate relationship with her country, however, as she is being helped by, huh, other Selene...maybe it will be a city your Selene

hates?" Blue Kitty suggested and allow the others to digest the information.

They are discussing now events Blue Kitty has no idea.

She smiles even though no one offers insight into what they are truly talking about. 616! Kitty is gazing at her like a Hawk, making Blue Kitty smiling even more.

"What if we use the magic book? We have one and we never use it, plus, Yana has mentioned something about magic artifacts and how to null their powers," Kurt suggested as if this is the most logical option.

Blue Kitty thinks it is but the others disagree.

"Are you kidding meh?" Rogue asked baffled. "Remember last time you touched that damn book? you got crazy and possessed by an evil spirit and tried to throw himself on fire," Rogue shakes her head, "plus I had to kill you with a teacup!" Rogue vehemently vets this idea for this reason alone.

Blue Kitty blinks several times. "Huh, what? What do you mean you killed him with a teacup?"

Rogue waves her hand dismissing the thought. "He resurrects right through it,"

Kurt pipes in. "When I died, God allowed me to come back and he said I´ll gain an upgrade on my power set, that means...I have a regeneration power"

Blue Kitty still blinks at that. Her Pheonix never gave such power to anyone.

Bonus:

The mission is completed. Selene is defeated and no city was destroyed. Blue Kitty completed her mission and now she can return home safely. Kitty Pryde is still gazing at her like a Hawk.

"I know what you´re going to say, you´re not very subtle!" Blue Kitty mutters as Selene is being chained and is traveling a portal to face justice in her original dimension.

"I don´t act like you, you think I acted silly...I´m too girly, but, I captured Selene and completed my mission, if my presence here bothers you, then remember this, I´m not Kitty Pryde, I´m another Kitty Pryde...same soul, different recipient," Blue Kitty replied warmly.

Kitty softens her expression. "Sorry, I didn´t know how to react towards you..."

"That´s ok, I had no fucking clue how to react towards you too" Blue Kitty replied matter-of-factly.

"Rachel, I adore you" Kitty speaks inhaling and looking at the red hair intensely "But you have PSTD´s syndrome and you need to treat that, no, it won´t be healed, however, you can´t continue to live like this. No relationship will heal what you went through nor should be expected of the person to fix you, Ray, I adore you and you know I would save you from anything but I can´t save you from yourself"

"But, Kitty" Rachel tries to explain herself.

"You read the mind of that person last week, show his deepest fears and traumas to everyone to see just because the man was wearing something similar of your dimension" Kitty sighs "You have done that with me two times" Shadowcat explained gently now as the red hair ponders on the situation.

Now doe eyes are solely focused on Kurt, who graciously swallows hard, as Kitty Pryde summon all her wrath on the blue elf.

"You are a manwhore, the biggest manwhore I ever meet, Sometimes I feel embarrassed to say I know you because Kurt Wagner will flirt with anything that moves, It was creepy you date, putting nicely, a woman who doesn´t understand the concept of dating" Kitty´s face is red now "And the worst, the worst part of all of this, is just you think you deserve shitty relationships and don´t understand real love"

"You suffered traumas and pretend that everything is alright and dandy or live in Errol Flynn´s fantasies won´t help, in fact, they alienated you from reality, women aren´t helpless damsel that need to be saved, help a teammate or a friend is fine, but when you talk about it seems like you don´t think we can do things. Kurt, the only you who need to be saved is you..." Kitty now put a lock of her hair behind her ears as her face is clearly shown now "what that bitch made you through, what that ....that criminal group, no, Kurt, I can´t call them family as a family should protect and care for you, this criminal group hurt you, Kurt" then adds "you need therapy too"

"You all need" Meggan concluded, "We are tired of taking our shits, me and Kitty, need time away from this, the last mission was the last drop." Meggan takes with her luggage ready "we will take time away, please, take time to think about what we just said and do therapy, me and Kitty aren´t supposed to fix any of you"

Kitty, with her luggage in hand, gives some therapist´s phones to Rachel and Kurt as the two flies away. ___________________________ Kitty and Meggan are in a beach drinking juice, they leave Excalibur, but their thoughts are still in their mind.

"Do you think we are too rough on them?" Kitty asked bitting her lips.

"They need to understand" Meggan looks at Kitty "Rachel still thinks she´s on her dimension and plucking into people´s mind open a can of worms, and Kurt...is a manwhore and really need help"

"...yes"

"I´m sorry," Meggan said "for what you have to witness, Kurt can be really dumb"

"I know, it was amusing to see the lady beating him for kissing her hand, you know, a woman who can take ass and repeatedly told us she does not like to be touch ...should be an indication for the elf to not go kissing her hand"

"If it serves of any consolation, he did that to get your attention"

"Thanks, I´m not into Jealousy game" _______________ A week later, Kitty and Meggan are back as Excalibur as Brian is back from his first anger management session, Rachel is doing an exercise her therapist recommends and Kurt is writing a book, a journal.

"We are back," Meggan said as Brian waves at her and both hug.

Kitty talks with Rachel as the woman is talking about her session. She now realizes what she really did with Kitty and the poor man to the fullest.

Kitty goes to talk with Kurt who stops writing on the journal as he talks about his session.

"How are you?"

"I´ll get better one day, facing my demons will take time"

"I´m proud of you, elf"

“I want your stupid soldier to knock him down, not to almost kill him” Raven exclaimed angrily pointing a gun to his head.

“Relax, Cyclops and Jean Grey show up and saved your dear son, he will live, now, Raven, put the gun down, our mission isn´t over” the woman did that and Victors smiles victorious until Raven did shoot his head, of course, his healing ability kicking in and the wound heals immediate.

“Right, satisfy? Can we return to the mission?” Victor didn´t let Mystique continue to speak as he carries over his shoulder where Magneto is. No time for Mystique to play the poor mother.

Should have not thrown her own son out of a cliff then!

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Amanda is a beautiful woman, much prettier than the average, she knows it, the way boys, and even men look at her proves that Amanda is the most gorgeous woman on earth. So, why Kurt Wagner is not eating on her hand? The thought it is enough to make Amanda gritted her teeth.

“My love?” Stefan asked not believing in shame as let all the sheets gone showing his body and Amanda forget about her plan as how handsome Stefan truly is.

“My love, my dear Stefan, there´s nothing I won´t do for you” she said smiling and kissed him, bare to his eyes only “only you to take my mind out of annoyance” she said and Stefan frown at her.

“Still thinking about that nerd? I can kill her for you, my love,” Stefan said already with his dagger ready “I can make seem like it was an accident”

“No, her death won´t help me” then she thinks about “or maybe it will, if there´s a magical way to remove her from his life for good or to change my parent´s mind about the car” Amanda lamented and Stefan just smiles.

“Is just you say the world, my love, my mother” Stefan replied playing with his dagger “my family is from powerful magical family that even Belasco the ruler of hell fears” Stefan smiles as he levitates some of her clothiers gaining her admiration “and do you know, my love, that you are also part of this family? You have powers as well my love”

“I don´t feel magical right now” Amanda complains, why that stupid German boy isn´t fawning over her? Stefan is on top of her kissing her neck.

“You will have more power once you kill Kurt Wagner,” Stefan explained and Amanda smiles at this.

“More power? I can have magic like you?” Amanda said in awe, “we will be the perfect couple, my love”

“No more Kurt Wagner to ruin our lives” the last line makes no sense but Amanda hardly caring.

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In the X-men´s mansion, two girls are eating a yogurt; one of them is using telekinesis to lift the spoon to her own mouth while the other is lazily watching the birds in the widow.

“Jean, how did you know you loved Scott?” Kitty Pryde asked with her spoon in her mouth. Jean, for her own merit, didn´t look too surprised, as she still uses her powers.

“Why this all of sudden?”

“I´m curious” Kitty replied. Her relationship with Lance wasn´t ideal, as much he can be a good person, that alone is not enough for a relationship. Jean does not need to read minds to know what Kitty is thinking.

“Well, when Scott arrives here, he was the typical American boy, nothing seems wrong with him, one day, I accidentally read his mind and saw what he been through and how he continues to keeping going, being a good son, brother and person and…maybe that´s what make me like him”

Kitty is at the lost as Jean proceeds.

“Love is not an equation, nothing is sure, and love needs care and patience, I suppose,” Jean said “I love him because at the end of day, after all he been through, he still remains the dork I know” then adds “maybe I´m not the only one who likes dorks boys in this school, right, Kitty?”

Kitty with her pink dress goes with Peter, although she can´t remember why her mind is a bit foggy on the details. The Russian man does seem to found odd they are together, but, prefers to deal with this after the party.

Kitty frown at Kurt´s date, when she was here? The invitation said to all Excalibur´s members but that person is not...yet she is here and Kitty founds odd. Suddenly, Cerise shows up, taking Kurt away from that extra person and hitting him right square in the face.

"Did you forget about me, asshole? I was having the time of my life rotting in prison until Lilandra saved me from the prison and pardon my crimes, "Cerise is angry and the extra person murmurs something, a spell, Kitty recognize that spell(Yana mentioned this to her, several times) and then everything clicks.

Cerise, for her part, does not seem to care for Amanda´s odd words as she punches the blond in the face saying.

"Woman, he is not worth my time and you shut your mouth or I will beat the crap of you and use your teeth as a necklace," Cerise said not giving a damn that Kurt is on the floor completely confused(not just by the punch) as Amanda starts speaking.

"How dare you threaten the great Amanda Szardos! I´m the most powerful mage of all times and all of Excalibur are under my control" Amanda smiles deviously as with a snap of her finger she orders Kurt to murder Cerise, however, Kitty is there to prevent this.

The woman summons the soul sword and used to cut Kurt Wagner, that was out of the influence of her spell, then she used on the other guest as well as everyone seems to wake from a deep sleep. Looking at Amanda everyone understands immediately what just happened.

"Fools, I´m the great Amanda Szardos, no one can stop me," Amanda said with her megalomania intact. Kitty gets fed up with this and cut Amanda with her soulsword, the woman lost her powers(insignificant as they are) and then a vortex on the floor opens.

Kitty always pays attention to Yana´s tales of magic, summon a vortex to Limbo and using her soulsword speaks at the woman.

"Say hi to Belasco for us" and punched Amanda´s face hard making her fall on the vortex in a not so gentle or graceful way.

Later, many guests are talking about what happened("what we were celebrating?" "how about the fact we send Amanda to Limbo?") as Peter, surprising everyone, is ok with Kitty´s decision and didn´t bother her, Amanda was trying to force a relationship that neither person wanted.

Cerise still thinks poorly of Excalibur, but mostly focusing on Kurt, and she is now talking with Rachel as the two women are drinking and bad mouthing Kurt.

Kurt is outside of the party alone and crying. Kitty goes there to talk to him.

"Kurt? how are you?" is a dumb question but hardly one knows how to navigate such a situation.

"I´m a stupid person, Katzchen, deep down, I knew it was Amanda´s trick but...she said she loved...no one would love a monster like me and...I thought maybe she changed"

"Did you? Or you just think you deserve to suffer?" Kitty asked gathering his attention" Because one thing I know about you, Kurt Wagner, is that you want to be a good person, without facing your own faults and traumas...you expect the person next to you to magically fix her with love and sex but Elf, no one has the job to fix you" Kitty stated calmly and the elf just look at her, paying attention.

"You will never get a good relationship with any women, with me, if you continue to think we have to fix you or that you deserve to be treated like shit, Amanda´s spell was weak but her hold on you is strong because you believe you deserve what you get" then adds "this is not love, elf, and sex is not loving or the remedy for your problems, I can´t fix you, is not my job"

"Then, who is?"

"You, you must fix yourself, you must improve for yourself, all I can do is to hold your hand as you face your own demons," Kitty said and Kurt cleans the tears from your face and speak.

Kurt merely smiles as Kurt tights the hug.

Kurt is back.

__________________________

Kitty and Lance are in a bad spot right now, well, in most weeks the couple has been doing nothing if fighting, however, Kitty often declared that Lance is a good person. Kurt decides to introduce his own thoughts on the issues.

"Katzchen, come here,” Kurt asked with his eyes in a golden glow as the girl obeys, the boy has long hair now and a cellphone on his hand.

“Kurt? Are you ok?”

“Me? I´m fine, but I think you´ll be once you saw this” Kurt show a picture of Lance making out with a girl with blonde hair, the new student on Bayville school.

Kitty is angry as she is pissed(she should be crying, yet, she only feel rage)

(she feels stupid, saying he was a good person while he was doing this behind her back)

“That jerk,” Kitty said angrily “ I going to punch him,”

“ It would be an amazing image, however, I think of something better, you should call to him and break up with him now”

This suggestion seems like an order, Kitty should say no or anything rude that comes to her mind, yet, is her Kurt, her beloved fuzzy elf that deals with this trainwreck without complaining. Kitty merely nods. Obeying his command.

Kitty did call to him and Lance screamed and Kitty takes her phone away as his own scream sound like punches. Kurt, take the phone, without asking permission (Kitty is surprised ok with this attitude, is her fuzzy elf, she trust deeply on him as he trusts on her) and talks sagely to Lance, smiling a bit darkly.

“The joke of called your relationship is over if you come close to Kitty, you´ll have to deal with the X-men…You will have to deal with me” Kurt declared and the shouts stopped.

“What did he said?”

“Good riddance”

“Oh, what did I saw in that douchbag?”

“You are a kind person, saw good in people no matter what, I think this is admirable,” Kurt said softly Kitty kissed his check as she hugs him once again.

“What I would do without you, Kurt?”

“You´ll never have to think about such scenario,” Kurt said and Kitty hummed thankfully. She kissed his cheek once again, blushing in surprise by her action as the blue boy just chuckles.

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The blonde girl that kissed Lance in the photo meets Kurt, once the class is over, away from pryer eyes the blonde girl reveals to be an alien with big purple eyes and golden skin.

“I did what you request, my sire”

“Thank you, Cammie, you are very useful”

“Got another mission to me?”

“Get rid of Lance, but, makes it seems as it is an accident”

“As you wish”