#evil kurt

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

N/A: based on a comic from tapycomis I saw, hey, even evil dudes need friendship.

Princess Cecilia is a woman so pretty that many wonder if that´s natural beauty or something supernatural. Princess Cecilia has the most shining and smooth blonde hair of all kingdom and is only a matter of time until a man gets courage enough to ask the woman in marriage, however, today is not an occasion to be joyful.

“NO!” Princess Cecilia exclaimed violently with heavy tears messing her mascara. “How can you even agree with such a horrible notion? Me? marrying that gross necromancer? Father, have you seen him? He is gross, evil and not a noble like us, please don´t make me marry this gross man”

The father has a vein popping in his forehead. As much his daughter is being unreasonable, the father has to admit he, himself, does not wish to marry Cecilia to that monster. It must have another option. His eyes dart to the maid cleaning the stove and smiles deranged.

“I know, let´s use her” the father said and quickly grab Kitty by force “ We´ll say she is a bastard child and you are sick, very sick, in that case, we can please King Doom and the Demonic Necromancer without having to sacrifice yourself” the father explained the plan to Cecilia who is now crying in gratitude.

“Oh, father, that´s brilliant” Cecilia takes Kitty who is not very keen with this idea “I´ll train her, father, she will be worthy of that…man, I´ll make sure”

The next few months, Cecilia trained Kitty to be a worthy member of high society, or at least, the wife of a gross necromancer.

“And if he kills me?” Kitty dared to ask.

“Oh, that´s why you practising, if you be good at lying, that gross man won´t really care”

“Right, if anything, I must go on four for him” Kitty replied dryly.

“He is a gross man, but think this way, if he doesn´t kill you, you´ll have such a good life, in a castle surrounded by zombies that will take any order you gave, plus, you will be away from this kingdom, I know how much you wanted to leave” Cecilia replied putting her sick make up on, the rumours of the beautiful Cecilia having a strange diseases have spread"Oh, don´t be like that, you can even take your saving money, and the pretty dress I´m giving to you, if everything turns out fine, you will have a good life"

“And if I don´t?”

“We can always say you went rogue”__________________________________King Doom didn´t conquer the throne he is currently sitting without sherd blood, however, the man didn´t win alone. Doom receives help from the Demonic Necromancer and is not a surprise the two hit off so well.

To the point, Doom would like to see Kurt having a more permanent residence, and what´s more permanent(or not) than a marriage. In one of their meeting, Kurt jokily mentioned Princess Cecilia is a pretty German woman. Victor Van Doom arranges a marriage for Kurt Wagner.

The man is not thrilled nor anger. A gift is a gift and Cecilia is a pretty woman. There rumours that the beautiful Cecilia is sick, a strange new illness and Kurt would like to study this case.

Finally, the big day arrives, and the carriage is here. The woman is wearing a really thick veil, too traditional, Kurt thought and goes to greet his new wife.

“Lady Cecilia” Kurt speaks amicable after kissing the woman´s hand, uhm, even her gloves are too traditional, he thoughts looking at the thick veil.“Take your veil out, milady, I want to look at your beautiful blonde hair”

Kitty gasp loudly as the golden eyes are gazing into her, as taking the veil slowly Kurt watches as the blonde hair is nowhere to be found, however, there´s a chestnut hair that seems way too fluffier and Kurt´s fingers can´t help by playing with the locks.

“You are not Cecilia, I saw her once at a party, now, who are you?” Kitty gazes into his golden eyes, doe eyes looking at his soul(no, is the other way around, she can see her past, working in the Kingdom of Area, her hatred for the monarch and her desire to be free. Is he seeing that?) and does not seem afraid.

“My name is Kitty Pryde, I´m a maid, I was supposed to tell I´m a bastard daughter of the king of Area, but I don´t care, they force into this” Kitty never break the eye contact and frowning as Kurt is still playing with her hair “the princess didn´t want to marry you and they send me, now, if you are going to kill, please, make them suffer as well” Kitty then closes her eyes hoping to just be killed and not to change into a zombie.

His fingers are still playing with the locks of Kitty´s hair leaving a small braid on her locks and seems pleased with his work.

“Uhm? Killing you? No, why I would do such a thing, Katzchen” Kitty lift one eyebrow at that, Katzchen, and Kurt does not seem to mind “you are innocent in all this, now…Cecilia is a not so much, you are free to go, Katzchen” Kurt Wagner opens his hand and the big door is open.

“What you will do with Cecilia?” Kitty asked.

“Something not nice” Kurt replied smiling sinisterly.

“Can I help you?”

“Why not?_______________________Cecilia´s better health reaches into everyone´s ears. Many now send presents to the lovely Princess(No one could send gifts duo to her illness) pleasing Cecilia. Her father is also pleased, sure now, Cecilia can marry with a nice and noble man.

Cecilia is in her room using a new dress for the joyful occasion. No one heard anything from the Necromancer either he enjoys Kitty´s company(take that as their will) or he killed Kitty and is too bored to go after Cecilia. Good.

"Cecilia,” her father asked/pleading behind the door and the woman opens the door with a smile that falters as the Demonic Necromancer shows up smiling sinisterly.

“Did you get better from your illness?” Kurt asked and the woman nods smiling fakely. “Then we should talk”

Cecilia can´t deny nor her father, once they reach to their grand saloon. King Doom was there clearly displeased and her father feels fear, Cecilia saw Kitty among the salon, wearing a blue dress.

“Kate, please, say something, please” Cecilia starts crying messing here mascara again.

Kitty only narrows her eyes and shakes her head.

“My name is Kitty, not Kate.” is the only reply offered to Cecilia.

Doom is judging the father and the Princess, judging is a cute word to be used here as the man is ready to kill the two unless someone wants to intervene for them, Kate remains in silence.

“As no one will intervene, I shall execute you two,” Kurt said in an iniquitous tone as Kurt brings his swords, the father looks to the right as Kurt is cleaning the sword until a zombie cut his head from the left making Cecilia scream, the woman tries to run.

Tries and fails, Cecilia was grabbed by the zombies(more who he summons easily) and Kurt looks at Cecilia.

“I don´t like blondes that much, but hey, maybe you can change your looks?” Kurt asked innocently as speaking in Latin Cecilia´s hair falls and her skin loses all the colour. She looks too skinny to the point anyone can see the bones. “Oh, now you look sick” Her dress turned into a rag.

“Now, I can forgive you for not marrying me, but, since you are here, how about meet my new wife?” Kurt asked and calls Kitty to come close now.

Kitty is wearing a pretty dress, a blue dress, looking at Cecilia smiling just like Kurt.

I have learned to watch everything die. (Evil Wizard AU)

N/A: Oh that will be bloody.

Kurt Wagner, if that´s his name, often watches death and destruction crafted by his hand or by his influence and never feel bad, sometimes, the most he could feel is the sense of disappointment as his experiment could fail time to time. Yet no regrets to the one that dares to oppose him and never a spare thought on the one he destroyed.

You are an evil asshole, but you are my evil asshole. Kitty would often speak and Kurt feels a comforting sensation that this is his happy ending. Of course, happy ending and evil wizards don´t mix as one of his forsaken enemies decide to teach him a lesson.