#kuroba

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Aoyama Gosho -Genga in M26

i couldn’t stop thinking about the tags mj left @flowerakatsuka

but then they have a whole task force dedicated to catching him?? like people's entire jobs are dedicated to piecing together how and when he's going to not-steal something and stop him from not-stealing it when he's gonna return it literally the next week. and multiple genius detectives have made him their rival and started attending heists for the sole purpose of catching him. like bro. first of all this isnt a detective case this is a wild goose chase. u arent gonna detective ur way into catching a hyperactive teen with a hang glider. second of all ur a genius detective and this is what u choose to do with ur time and energy?? catch a 'criminal' whose only real damage done to society is making a billionaire sweat that theyve lost a total 0.0001% of their net worth before ultimately returning it? like rlly kaitou kid is only an elaborate, somewhat rule breaking prankster. and yet the state of japan wastes so much manpower trying to stop an ultimately harmless figure. like xjgnsmjfk

and then. better yet. theyve literally never been able to catch him. like not even close. at a certain point u need to admit that this aint even close to worth the resources even if u do manage to catch him. its like a full SWAT team going out decked out with hazmat suits and guns and running a whole military operation to corner a pigeon who's shitting on public property. who then just ends up flying away. and every time the pigeon comes back they roll out again with the whole getup.

Kuroba, the witch of lost media with a thrilled nature. A group of flickering two-dimensional images depicting an old anime from the 90's, one by the forgettable name of "マギカメモリーガール". Within the labyrinth is blocked passages and dead ends, for the only way to go through is to discover clues and solve puzzles that can lead to the witch's location. The witch becomes excited with joy when people learn more about it, or does it, for some reason it seems it always expunge the truth in the end, so it'll always remain "lost". The witch kiss from this witch, allows one to access a website with all of the secrets this witch tries so hard to hide, but the kiss drains the life of the victim, becoming nauseous and eventually death if Kuroba is not found fast enough.