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The Frogfather

Chapter 4 Episode 12 Recap Let Gooooo!

Roman: I love this because I’ve learned there’s ancient frog mythology

Roman: It’s Freek Mythology

Youngblood: Wow

Butler: I don’t know if we’ll have enough spaghetti

Roman: Who’s Spaghetti?

YB: It’s.. it’s food Roman

Tenpenny: Reston is a get away, I don’t have to be the frogfather there

YB: It’s very diverse in Reston

Roman: and It’s probably because of the great schools, we big smart

Tenpenny: ok kids why don’t you grab the frog bedtime book ‘Sleeping With The Fishes’

DM: There’s a large bulge under the sheets

Roman & YB: *lose it*

DM: you disgusting heathens

YB: I’m so sorry!

Roman: we are 5!

*find a horse fly head in the sheets*

Roman: *ooc* THIS IS AMAZING *in character * I mean OH MY GODDD

Tenpenny: I’m gonna beat their fkn a$$es

Roman: *lands perfectly silently on the roof of the greenhouse*

YB: WORK BITCH!

Roman: I had no idea music could move you like this

YB: it can!

Roman: this is the most beautiful gang meet up I’ve ever seen

Roman: this is such a tender moment

Roman: I just realized this doesn’t add up with the horse head in the bed

*Krocket APPEARS*

Roman: your Kermit impression has gotten worse?

DM: ITS CAUSE YOU CRACKED HIS THROAT!

Roman: OHHHHH oh my gosh

YB: oh yeah I crushed his windpipe

*lilypadton joins the battle*

Krocket: LilyPadton you sweet dumb nerd HAHAHA

*krocket grows giant*

Roman: Youngblood I think I’d rather take on a mother and her growing ferns than whatever is going on here

Roman: iVE HAD ENOUGH OF PEOPLE BITING ME TODAY

YB: I’m gonna stab him in the heart, but ya know, just to warn him not to kill him

Roman: LilyPadton you got this?

LilyPadton: ok sorry about this *bites Krocket’s tongue*

Quil: *off stage* No.

*all laugh*

*YB casts vicious mockery again*

YB: oh where do I start? You green perverted nasty ass uncomfortable ugly ass amphibian ass wet webbed feet Sesame Street wannabe tattle looking like a tadpole BITCH

*lilypadton covering his ears hearing all that* LMAO

Roman: the tongue is back baby *rolls a 3* I DONT WANNA GO BACK

YB: *dancing* so where’s the brother?

Bonus: music tracks for chapter 4

The ‘Him’ in question:

Some Ziti to add to the growing pile of pasta-inspired names in this chapter lmao

Also the title of this episode is named after these losers, so that’s hilarious 😂

Lastly, here is the poll and question for this week’s podcast debut!

zur vorfreude auf das springturner. die rakete möcht natürlich ihren titel verteidigen. rocketmaaaaaan