My first thought when I saw this meme a while ago :3

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My first thought when I saw this meme a while ago :3

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El fín del procés
Gràcies, president.
(Yes, the president of Catalonia is now making memes. Here’s why)
pearl implied in her stream the other day that joel had to "slap his fish" (the noteblock sound is incredibly lewd) for her in exchange for a moss block, which triggered many thoughts for me
the hermits have an open secret that pearl expects people to pay 'alternatively~' for her resources, and some even pretend to need extra blocks just for the excuse to give her a show. (impulse desperately trying to justify why he needs HER oak planks, and can't just gather them himself )
some of the bolder hermits are more direct, or their more willing to tease her back
keralis is very suave, almost to the point where she forgets it's supposed to be a business exchange, and worships her til she sees stars,,,, or cleo talks to her in a way that makes her forget she's meant to be the dominant person here
meanwhile, others are far shyer/more modest... mumbo sputtering and blushing while she takes his tie off and guides him to his knees in front of her... etho trying to avoid eye contact to the point of her teasingly reassuring him
ust shfjsjdjd, teasing/embarrasment/exhibition kink go brrr (and pearl deserves her harem)
apologies if this is too long or rambly! this also is my first submission sooo, no signoff from me hehe
Omg nonnie I am eating this up! Yes!!! I’m so for humiliation and exhibitionism!! You are so right, Pearl does deserve her harem <333

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Sorry y’all, I’m on my bullshit 😩
adding on to a previous ask- I can imagine the knotting zedvancement to be like.. taking all of the knots back to back. that being said... who all on the server is part of the knotting train?
It'd be a big line up, to the point where Zed would have to dedicate a whole day to this achievement. He goes around to all the hermits he is a aware that have knotts and then asks around if others know if there are more with knotts. He raises an eyebrow at the list and for a second reconsiders, but shakes his head. It's for SCIENCE *cough cough he's just horny and likes have these achievements under his belt cought*
He lines up everyone's schedule so he can get knotted one after the other, starting really early and finishing really late.
In the morning he has:
Ren, Xisuma, and False.
Afternoon:
Beef, Hypno, Doc (then a small stretch break)
Evening:
Cleo, Mumbo, Keralis (he likes to cuddle after)
And at night he finishes the achievement off with his boyfriends:
Tango and Impulse <3
And then Zed doesn't move from the bed for the next 2 days lmao
here me out okay cuz I have a lot a thoughts abt a lot of people.
BRATTY BOTTOM KERALIS.
Like he’s whiny, and his voice is all hoarse. Like he gets all flustered but is a major brat. Like whinys and complains but it doesn’t matter who ( prob XB ) shuts him up quick. Like idk I believe he’s a switch but bratty bottom Keralis UGRHFEUEGIEHE. And his lil buns getting stuffed and his voice grrr sorry this has been on my mind and I had to tell somebody 😔
- zinq
Omg bratty bottom Keralis is not a take I have considered and I’m so for it! xB putting papa K in his place and doming him is so hhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Whiny bratty Keralis is occupying my thoughts right now