#thslb

it/he/she

acearo

will probably be a lot of stuff about martyn and scott because im unbelievably gay about them

things will probably be pretty vanilla over here but the only things im like seriously squicked out by are gore and emeto . other than that just hit me tbh

edit: ok maybe not too vanilla

art tag is gcmart !! i dont draw much but i do try

fic tag is gcmfic ! same as above i dont do it often but it happens on occasion :D

the hermits have an open secret that pearl expects people to pay 'alternatively~' for her resources, and some even pretend to need extra blocks just for the excuse to give her a show. (impulse desperately trying to justify why he needs HER oak planks, and can't just gather them himself )

some of the bolder hermits are more direct, or their more willing to tease her back

keralis is very suave, almost to the point where she forgets it's supposed to be a business exchange, and worships her til she sees stars,,,, or cleo talks to her in a way that makes her forget she's meant to be the dominant person here

meanwhile, others are far shyer/more modest... mumbo sputtering and blushing while she takes his tie off and guides him to his knees in front of her... etho trying to avoid eye contact to the point of her teasingly reassuring him

ust shfjsjdjd, teasing/embarrasment/exhibition kink go brrr (and pearl deserves her harem)

apologies if this is too long or rambly! this also is my first submission sooo, no signoff from me hehe

bdubs and etho playing with her like she’s just their toy (the same way she would do to them) cleo is in their own world loving every second of what they’re doing to her

Imagine the bad boys proudly going around the server being a menace. Well bad boys need to be punished right? And who better to do it than team ties?

Just the ties heading the bad boys all stripped down, tied up, and blindfolded. Etho fucking into Joel so deeply, tango teaching his favorite rancher a lesson on how to be Good, and impulse and skizz both taking Extra care of Grian. Just the bad boys being reduced to a moaning crying mess as they're edge but not allowed to cum till the other is finished.

And when they finally cum and slump over ready to be released, they hear the Ties moving around. Jimmy thinking he's done is startled by etho who's ready to punish him for breaking the mob farm. Team Ties rotating until they all get a turn with each bad boy and going until the boys are over stimulated, crying, and begging with the promise of being good from now on.

And when is over and they expect to go back to normal, it's hard when the entire server is giving you a Knowing look. It's almost as if some very very nosy people were spying and maybe told the rest of the server or even brought them in to watch.

-🌺

OMG yesssss

Honestly the mental image of big men Imp n Skizz fucking small Grian is rotting my brain

Cub (I think?): can we please clarify it's the horses making the baby. for the Tumblr.

from gems episode 4, thought you'd appreciate

this man has a thing for surrounding himself with people who are either way bigger than him (beef, doc) or who have knots (creeper!doc, arctic fox!etho). he's constantly yapping about his height, how he isn't the smallest on the server. my man is trying to hide his size kink by pretending he's taking all these massive dicks/knots to show he isn't so tiny.

No one is fooled. Doc, Etho and Beef know exactly what this is about. But dammit, BDubs does look pretty completely fucked out on a cock, tears streaming down his face and yet looking more relaxed than he ever has. So. They indulge him.

And thus, bdubs is the NHO's unofficial cocksleeve.

With how adamant he is about not being small, it is so apparent that he has a thing for being tiny next to big hermits <3