#vntgbf

this man has a thing for surrounding himself with people who are either way bigger than him (beef, doc) or who have knots (creeper!doc, arctic fox!etho). he's constantly yapping about his height, how he isn't the smallest on the server. my man is trying to hide his size kink by pretending he's taking all these massive dicks/knots to show he isn't so tiny.

No one is fooled. Doc, Etho and Beef know exactly what this is about. But dammit, BDubs does look pretty completely fucked out on a cock, tears streaming down his face and yet looking more relaxed than he ever has. So. They indulge him.

And thus, bdubs is the NHO's unofficial cocksleeve.

With how adamant he is about not being small, it is so apparent that he has a thing for being tiny next to big hermits <3

It'd be a big line up, to the point where Zed would have to dedicate a whole day to this achievement. He goes around to all the hermits he is a aware that have knotts and then asks around if others know if there are more with knotts. He raises an eyebrow at the list and for a second reconsiders, but shakes his head. It's for SCIENCE *cough cough he's just horny and likes have these achievements under his belt cought*

He lines up everyone's schedule so he can get knotted one after the other, starting really early and finishing really late.

In the morning he has:

Ren, Xisuma, and False.

Afternoon:

Beef, Hypno, Doc (then a small stretch break)

Evening:

Cleo, Mumbo, Keralis (he likes to cuddle after)

And at night he finishes the achievement off with his boyfriends:

Tango and Impulse <3

horned beef <3 using his horns to guide him up n down ur cock/strap or to hold him still while grinding on his mouth/fucking his face

his horns are sensitive as well, so grabbing at them often makes him let out lil whimpers n whines <3

Hhhhh I love horns so much, gripping them tight or lightly tracing your finger along the horn sending shivers up his spine and a tingles in his nether region blblblblblbl

Also little art treat under the cut

just thinking about minotaur!beef (my hc for him) be the only one to hit All of doc’s spot when he’s in heat. ten can scratch the itch for a knot but beef? doc can feel him in the pit of his belly, and he can arch his back and *get more*. he turns into a whiny, moaning, mewling puddle.

on top of that, beef knows just how to flick his wrist with his cocks to make him see starts (and his hands are big enough for both). doc finds this out when beef make him come for both his pussy and his cocks at the same time. the poor boy ends up blacking out but he’s so satisfied he doesn’t care.

~lucifer anon

*Just a reminder, in Lucifer Anon's au, creeper hybrids have both female and male sex organs :) just in case y'all got confused*

zed adores the fact that its v easy to rile beef up, he could just cockwarm beef or have beef cockwarm him n beef while immediately start whining n begging zed to fuck/ride him already after not even 5 mins, he could just crook his fingers just right n beef would be a writhing mess underneath him, could boss n push him around just enough for beef to get beef all flustered n needy

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Zed has Beef wrapped around his finger literally 😌

Just them getting ready for bed and Beef is just like "can I be inside you tonight, no sex, just want some closeness <3"

they all agreed to this, often coordinating stuff that they’re all on the server once spring starts n scheduling things so that they have no plans until early july n if beef doesnt want to act as an incubator that year then theyre fine with it n are often okay to deal with their ruts themselves <3

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to go with my last ovi nHo ask: there are times where the four of them lets the others fuck beef while he was full of their eggs, letting them fill him up even more, sometimes with even more eggs depending on the hermit

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grian, ariana n npg all just enjoy filling their partners with their eggs n see their stomachs swell up with them, they prolly like running their hands all over their partners stomach as well after laying their eggs in them <3 they also all take great pride about how bigger ppl’s stomachs get when filled w/ their eggs specifically cause their eggs are pretty big compared to most other ppl’s on the server, but because of that they dont end up laying too many eggs or else its too painful n it stops being fun

etho’s eggs are v small so he tends to not stop until his partner is stuffed to the absolute brim with several clutches of his eggs n is nice n full, he also gets v handsy n grabby after he’s done laying his eggs in someone so its often expected that he might end up going for another round even if he doesnt give them more eggs

beef’s definitely not used to laying eggs, seeing as hes an ox hybrid n (obviously) didnt have an ovipositor prior to s8, his eggs are definitely the second largest n he also tends to not lay that many eggs in ppl as well, not wanting to hurt anyone, he also tends to get v protective n handsy afterwards n often had to resist the urge to just keep fucking into them n lay more eggs into them

pearl n mumbo also lay v small eggs as well so they tend to not stop until their partner is absolutely full of them, hell they prolly still dont stop until the other is practically overflowing n is leaking out eggs

bdubs is v clingy n grabby after hes done filling someone up with his eggs n usually cant stop himself from filling someone up with a few more, he also seems like the type to eat someone out right after stuffing them full with his eggs just for extra sensitivity

doc gets clingy n territorial over his partner after he fills them with his eggs and often fills them up until they start crying from overstimulation

wels n hels tend to v bitey when they fill their partners up with their eggs, the sliverfish in them just yelling at them to claim them as their own personal place to dump their eggs in

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I feel silly for not realising that birds aren't the only animals that lay eggs, like nah-doi Kai haha

These are very interesting hcs. I might even draw a Phantom!Bdubs when I have free time :3

Also Beef trying to figure out his new anatomy is a fun concept