Draw your characters like this

To which my answer is: Shut up and go along with it.

Punch Rick Diggins

bro she's beautiful she's kind she's strong she's a milf.... what more could you want

our lord and savior goat dino

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How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET? - What non sexual activities do they like to do together? Ryuji is dead set on making Goro Really Really Good at the batting cages. they do not talk about when a fast moving ball hit Goro in the nose and blood got everywhere, and they also dont talk about how Ryuji still dragged him out to get ramen afterwards - Who does chores around the house? both, but they have different methods/different definitions of ‘done,’ so they are in a loop of continually doing everything over for each other  - Who’s the better cook? RYUJI is this even a QUESTION - Who’s the funniest drunk? Ryuji partially bc i think Goro would avoid drinking enough to where hes not completely in his right mind - Do they have kids? Ryuji would be the sweetest dad in the world. yes.  - Do they have any traditions? all holidays are had at Ryuji’s mom’s house. both by insistence of Ryuji and Ms. Sakamoto herself. (and Goro really doenst actually mind, he means it, why are you assuming he hates your mother, Ryuji) - What do they fight about? the chores, their own goddamn morals, the fucking weather. they tend to get in arguments. its fine.  - What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one) i think Ryuji would be bothered by the fact that it isnt the most popular, but Goro would be like “yeah seems right”  - Who cried at the end of Marley and me? Ryuji got misty and Goro says it didnt get to him but it fucking did but it will take more than a sad dog movie to open up his teargates  - Who always wins at Mario kart? Goro is so bad at video games. Ryuji wins every time, and Goro gets pissed whenever Ryuji feels guilty and lets him win. dont be a fucking coward, Ryuji - One thing I like about this ship? the dynamic i will admit is absolutely hilarious. also the idea of Goro wearing Ryuji’s purple jacket makes me soft  - One thing I don’t like about the ship? this is a ship where just as people they get in actual+legitimate arguments often, and that isnt something im a big fan of in ships  - The song I would say fits them? Always Coming Back by One Ok Rock - Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space) Goro’s initial disinterest in Ryuji all changed the day he saw Ryuji’s biceps and he spent an evening being like, “hm. okay so is he really intolerable or am i just being too hard on him? he certainly isn’t that bad? maybe we can bond at the gym, or the beach, or whatever other situation i can get him in where his shirt off”

You've got no cunt in your strutYou've got no hips to shakeAnd you know it's obviousBut we can't choose how we're made