#kompot

Like..... are we a fucking joke to you? You will soon discover that Europe is not just one country but over 40

(it's the same as when you thought slavic women were skinny because they only ate groats and avocado... somehow I'm a slim slavic girl, but I don't like groats and I've never eaten avocado)

armáda sklenic s domácím džemem

domácí přesnídávky mmmm

domácí kompot

každoročně máme sezónu ovocných buchet/koláčů ať chceme nebo ne

pálenka je taky z ovoce

jednoduše nafasujeme haldu ovoce v syrovém stavu

ovoce dostáváme v jiné unikátní formě (do tagů pls)

naše rodina je spíš přes zeleninu/houbaření/jiné

u nás nikdo nic nepěstuje/nevyrábí

Bonus: do tagů napište na jaké ovoce se vaše rodina specializuje

Russia: I saw your people on Tik tok making my beverage - Kompot, so ... strange after everything you say about me to watch them using chat GPT to translate my old soviet books to cook it. Amerika: Yaah, anything healthy is trending, so they found at about your boiled smoothies.

Russia: Hah, the funniest thing is these recopies are older then you. Amerika: Really?

Russia: Yeap, I was making them long before my Tsar opened Europe. Amerika: I don't understand what do you mean, but i don't think i am younger then your boiled fruit salads. *looks up* Shut ze fuck up.

Russia: *gigles* Amerika: I feel myself like I am a victim of a predator right now.

Russia: Yeah, I like them young and juicy. Amerika: Just shut up.

Russia: Have I popped your cherry? Amerika: No, but please leave me alone, I feel myself like Bella from Twilight, but i didn't want to be Bella ....

Russia: You never checked, how old am i? Amerika: I knew you are older then me like everyone in the league, but never felt ... this gap until now. It is sooo strange. Never fully realized.

Russia: To be fair, I admit i liked you from the start, but never lusted over you before WW2. Amerika: From the start?

Russia: I saw you throwing Tea in Boston sea. Amerika: Oooh, right. You were there. Was I cute?

Russia: You are cute, barely changed. Amerika: Brrrrrrr. You are a predator.

Russia: (^J^) None will love you more then I do.

____ Amerika: And what is this stupid name? Like "cum pot"? Are you fking kiding me?

Guys Makarov LOVES kompot