#klip

A year ago I watched Slimecicles BG3 video thinking nothing much of it. I was pleasantly surprised with the voice acting, the comedy, and the fact that these players stayed in character the whole time. Shortly after this I saw a strange green fish man in one of the thumbnails and decided to check it out, and thus I found JRWI and it's campaigns.

“Go on and have fun, kiddo.” Moon smiles down at Aster as he pushed the door open, letting Aster exit, and with a wave he shut the door to return to his duties.

Hayatınıza dokunan insanları sevin;

Varlığınızı hisseden,

varlığınızla anlam bulan...

Size göğsünde yer açan,

göğsünüzde nefes alan...

Yaranızı iyileştiren,

ağrınıza ortak olan...

Hayatınıza dokunmayan kim varsa azad edin gitsin..!

Valize sığmayan şeyler vardır hayatta,

Yanında götüremediğin...🥀

Durgun sularımda dargın duruyorsam

Ve yanmıyorsam artık derdime

Eski ben öldüyse, sessiz kalıyorsam

Just think about the fUCkhINg cONtrAST okay. Between the main four’s absolute buffoonery, their rambling, and then EVErY npc they come across. So eloquent. So British. Think about the fucking NARRATOR. She’s so mysterious and serene and fucking crystalline. And she’s narrating for THESE GUYS.

Picture, if you will, BG3HD as an actual anime. The video does it well enough, but imagine like, the full thing with three seasons and more dialogue. They had 200 hours, alright, what do we really need to make up? And imagine the bg3 narrator as their/the audience’s narrator. Bonus points if it’s PAIRED with Charlie/Xiv’s narration from the video. Fucking wild.

Or just… whatever they were saying in the ‘editor’s cut’ (please exist please exist please exist), and just. Just listen to clips online, of bg3 audio, and imagine the four/three/four plus rai responding to that.

An alternative? Rai as the narrator. His little ghost at the end inspired this one. He never outright says “us”, “we”, “I was there that blue transmasc that’s me”. But the way he talks implies he has a deep connection to the other three, even if it’s somewhat one-sided. His emotions and opinions will be clear as day (the latter outright stated and used for funnies, the former a bit more subtle and genuine). He’ll refer to the group as ‘our heroes’, in classic narrator fashion, and I can see him saying “our heroes, plus Rai” because it’s funny, and also I imagine his ghost harbours a lot of regret for his attempted amicide.