#klance x reader

fluff

posted. 6 jun 2022

notes. finally posted the x reader vers. lol (i really just had to change one word,,,,,,,,)

cw. language; originally written specifically for someone; unedited. other than that, none unless you’re a grinch my peeps

wc.

you let out a cheer as lance finally gets the tree the two of you had chosen earlier in the day erect. he looks over his shoulder, flashing one of his closed lipped smiles at you. you can’t help but smile back, all of lance’s smiles having always been contagious to you.

with a soft giggle, you lean forward to peck his lips. though the two of you had been together for over five years, he still blushes. you boop his nose once you pull away; he lets out a huff.

“i wish keith were here,” lance mumbles.

HELL YES YOU CAN I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TO COME THROUGH OML FUCK YESSSSSSSS

*clears throat and cracks knuckles* let’s do this shit.

they’ve probably both had a crush on you from the start

let’s say you were in the Garrison with them

let’s say you were in Keith’s squadron

and finally, let’s say you befriended Pidge and Hunk which is how you met Lance

you were the only person from the Garrison that Keith kept in touch with

so you knew when he got some weird readings which lead to you sneaking out to help him that night

which is how you ended up in space, as a legendary defender, with two people who couldn’t stop arguing bc of you

baby boy Keith is so shy

lover boy Lance is defo not shy

shameless flirting constantly

Keith watching from the distance fuming bc he wants you to laugh bc of him but you’re always to focused on Lance

but alas it is okay y’all

bc Keith makes you feel so calm and carefree that Lance gets super jealous of it

like sure, he can make you laugh, but the smile on your face just by being in the same room as Keith?? he could never

so he thinks

basically they’re both just really jealous of each other with anything relating to you

you pick up on it easily and find it amusing

they both admit their feelings to you the same day, unplanned, separately

Keith after Lance and he gets so fuckin embarrassed when you start laughing

bless both yalls dumbass hearts

that was an attack on myself not you guys

once you calm down and explain the situation Keith only gets more embarrassed

then you hug him and tell him you need some time to think, he agrees

a Top Secret Klance Meeting™️ then ensues where they discuss your decision

“I think we need to just accept whatever verdict they dish, it would be so uncool to make them feel bad about their own choice.”

“I agree, if they choose you, I’ll be happy and supportive for the both of you, I hope you’ll be the same, and if they choose neither of us we can eat Hunks comfort cooking(™️🥴) and not cry together.”

they wait anxiously for your response

you defo make them sweat by taking way longer than necessary, even tho it is a difficult thing

probs hit them with that ‘I think you’re both cute and wanna spend time with both of you before I decide’

which did not ease either of them whatsoever

after like several weeks of doing stuff with them individually as well as all together you realize you don’t wanna choose?

and you’re just like eh fuck it

you call up a meeting between the three of you

they’re both anxious as all get out bc they don’t really want an answer anymore

bc they like the dealio they’ve got going right now

and they’re like making silent agreements to comfort the other if they get picked

but also just already acknowledging eating their sorrows away together not expecting you to actually pick either

and then you come in and shock the absolute hell out of both of them

you tell em straight up, no hesitation

(lmfao if only)

“I don’t want to date either of you.”

cue immediate deflation of the two and a fuckin mischievous as all get out grin

like the fuckin lil shit you are

that was me calling myself out again I’m not tryna insult you guys

“I wanna date both of you. At the same time. If y’all are cool with that that is.”

now cue hella confusion

they’re both kinda like, really fuckin down

but also

like uhhhh that’s not how this is supposed to work???

they try to tell you it’s okay for you to choose, they’re big boys and can handle it

you just shrug and hit them with “it’s both or neither, I’m not choosing, I don’t wanna.”

and this the birth of yalls relationship

it started out as they were both dating you and that was that

but then one time you went on a like weeklong solo mission

(which neither liked one bit)

and they were left by their lonesome together missing their shared significant other

which lead to bonding moments

when you got back and found your boyfriends cuddled together in your bed with no room for you like usual, you wished you had a camera

after that mission they started acting almost coupley to each other as well?

they made it official a few weeks later and it was game over

all three of you are so damn clingy

y’all gotta be touching at least one of your significant others at any given moment

you all try really hard not to get pouty when someone is giving someone else more attention

but it doesn’t work

which leads to amazing soft makeup sex focused on the person that wasn’t getting attention that day

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the team found it odd at first but got used to it pretty quickly

mostly are just annoyed by how either disgustingly adorable you three are or how much sexual tension y’all bring to the team

y’all got told you weren’t allowed to join a mandatory team meeting until you finished some other business once bc none of them wanted to deal with any of your pining horny asses

lots of cute nicknames and stolen moments and all that jazz

basically just really soft, pure, wholesomeness

with a ‘hint’ of *cough* impurities *cough*

y’all kinky is what I’m tryna say

the dream couple all round frfr

best poly relationship in the whole damn universe and y’all know it

this was both a lot longer as well as a lot shorter than I thought it’d be

I hope y’all enjoyed!! and please feel free to ask for more, or other couples, or whatever

I’m totally not 100% into poly relationships and love writing about them

I also have no idea why I’m still writing these as headcanon additions instead of paragraphs

UM first of all THANK YOU i love you!!!!! xoxo and second YES i could write something

- keith and lance are SO!!!!! fkin in love with you and your skills! every time you knock keith down while sparring he just goes full heart-eyes he’s absolutely whipped! Lance is always cheering you on like “YAAAAS baby!!! I’m intimidated and aroused!!!! my gf is a legend!!!”

- whenever the team has to split up for missions they argue over who gets to go with you. (it’s usually keith, not because of any bias, it’s just your combat styles match up while lance is usually further from the threat as a sniper.) Lance will be all over you after those missions to make up for it. He’s a needy boy.

- they both have so much trust in you that they never really felt the need to worry about you on missions, even when they don’t go with you.

- so their world really shakes when you come back from a mission seriously hurt.

- lance is ready to kill whoever hurt you if they’re not already dead, keith is unexpectedly way less worried about revenge than he is about getting you healed. After making sure you’re safely put in a healing pod and you’re gonna be ok, he goes to calm lance down and find out how exactly you got into this situation.

- once you get out, they both are reluctant to let you out of their sight for a few weeks. lance is very openly doting on you, while keith seems a bit more shy about it, he just wants to show you he loves you, he could have lost you, but he doesn’t want to make you feel weak or like he doesn’t believe in your strength anymore.

(ok so personally, i’ve never had a mute/selectively mute friend before, so please feel free to let me know if anything i say is insensitive or totally inaccurate! thank you so so so much! <3)

- earlier on in knowing you, they get a bit confused (and sometimes a tiny bit frustrated, not with you, but with themselves) because they don’t entirely understand, but!!! they really like you and they’re both very determined to get closer to you!

- at first they make a lot of slip-ups, like asking you something and forgetting that they need to be looking at you to get a clear read of your reaction. 

- they each start spending a lot of one-on-one time with you. eventually they both notice each-other being attracted to you. keith pulls lance aside one day, and lance thinks keith is about to start a fight, but keith just quietly and sternly says “Look, I know you really like [y/n]. I do too. I can also see that she really likes you. But I’m gonna ask her out.”

- lance sees how serious keith is about caring for you, so he and keith agree to both ask you out, and not get mad at each other about it, because they just both want you to choose what’s best for you without feeling guilty.

- they ask together, and when you hum in agreement, they’re a little confused and ask you to clarify which one you’re saying yes to.

- it takes a few tries for you to get the message through, but when they realize you meant yes to both of them? they’re so happy, enough that keith isn’t the slightest bit uncomfortable when he and lance both move in to hug you!

- they love you soooo much! although lance was already a pretty touchy-feely guy, they both are even more physically affectionate to make up for the fact that verbal communication is a bit limited.

- for some strange reason, keith is better at understanding you when you’re in a negative mood than lance, and lance is better at understanding you when you’re happy. on the occasion one really just isn’t getting something, the other will translate for them.

- keith asks pidge if she has a guide to learning ASL (of course she does, she has everything on her computer) and he invites lance to practice with him.

- okay i think at first they would be really put-off by your behavior? keith would feel like he wasn't connecting with you like he wants to, and lance wouldn't be sure you like him either.

-but then when you're away from the other paladins you're so different? it's a bit jarring, for you to suddenly be so sweet and vulnerable with them.

- keith is suspicious, but lance decides he's not dropping an opportunity to win your affections, so he moves in for the kill.

-the kill in this case referring to getting to know you better and throwing an arm around your shoulders while you talk

- keith sees lance getting a positive reaction and, after determining that your sudden change in demeanor is not a trap, deems it safe to continue pursuing you.

-  by the time you three start dating, they've gotten a pretty good read on your true personality, and they can match your snarky remarks without a second thought. 

- they are very vigilant in making sure any negativity in your more comedic persona does not cross over into your self-esteem, because they love you and couldn't stand to see you thinking badly of yourself.