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a/n: baby fever hits hard... need me a mini sylus and zayne rn + is it considered a smau if they have social media in the game?

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"And here we go, Robert Gadling gets ready for his third shot at the pole vault tonight," the announcers call out. Robyn and Orpheus sit on the couch at the Walker's, eyes glued to the television set. Rose, Jed, and Lyta crowd around the living room along with Lucienne and Jessamy and Matthew and even Jo and Rachel. Everyone had come over for the watch party.
"And here he goes. He needs to beat Sam Kendricks's score by at least three tenths if he wants to get a spot on that podium tonight. When we saw him back in Tokyo, he earned himself a silver medal. Let's see if he can earn himself a gold tonight."
Robyn leans closer. He grips the edge of the couch, eyes wide as his father takes a breath and races forward, pole in hand.
"And here he goes! Strong start there, good grip on that pole. Distance is looking good, maybe a bit short and oh!"
Their dad plants the pole down and thrusts himself up, up, up! He curves around the upper bar and...he hits it. He comes falling down, pole and bar alike as he crashes down onto the mat. Robyn deflates.
"Oh. Oh dear. Iโ" the announcer laughs. "Well, that's just unfortunate. Let's play that back. So you can see hereโ" the footage pauses as their dad's feet just begin to tip over the upper bar. "โhe's got plenty of room here, lots of space up above. Robert is known for his strength and his ability to get good vertical height above that bar. But as he comes downโ" the footage continues in slow motion. Their dad curls over the other side of the bar like they've seen him do hundreds of times before. It slows down until it stops right when he hits the bar. Matthew squacks.
"Oh my god!" Rose laughs.
"Oh, he is never living this down," Aunt Jo pipes off.
"So you canโ" Even the announcer laughs again. "You can see where he hits the bar. And it's-it's really unfortunate because everything else about this vault was nearly perfect. But it looks like his, uh. Well. His lower half got a bit in the way there."
The camera cuts to their dad standing up from the mat, wincing as he gets to his feet. And then it cuts to Papa in the stands. He's doubled over, whole body shaking, and Robyn knows immediately that he's cracking up.
"Did dad really just hit the bar with his dick?" Robyn asks.
"Robyn!" Lyta cries.
"What! That's what happened, right?"
Jessamy chuckles before patting his head. "Yes, starling. Make sure to tease him about it tonight, okay?"
"There's definitely worse problems to have in life," Matthew laughs.
"Well, I can see now why Dream married him," Lucienne says.
"Please stop talking, I don't want to think about my cousin's junk, please and thank you," chimes Jo.
Orpheus turns to Robyn, frowning. "Dad's not getting a medal, huh?"
Robyn sighs. "No. I don't think so. Maybe in one of the other events, though."
"Hm. That's true."
The camera cuts to their dad, where he's standing at the stands in front of their papa. Dream's face is red from laughter, and even now, he's still giggling. Hob's laughing now, too, pressing a kiss to his lips. Hob whispers something to Dream, who bursts out laughing once more.
"Well, at least he seems to be in good spirits," the commentator says.
"As does his husband," the other chimes.
"Unfortunately for team GB, we won't be seeing any medals out of this event. Let's head over to the Men's Vault now."
"I cannot believe this is how you will be remembered, husband mine," Dream says, running his hand down Hob's chest. They're back at his hotel room, away from the villa for the night, much to Hob's pleasure. Those beds sucked.
"Don't remind me. My damn dick still hurts from that thing. I can't believe that happened. Christ." Dream chuckles, pressing a kiss to his jaw
"Well. Now everyone will know just how...well endowed you are. And how lucky I am to call you mine."
Hob shakes his head with a smile. "Guess you're the real winner from all this, aren't you?"
"If I have you? Then I always am."
Hob wakes up to exactly 46 messages from friends and family and co-workers alike, all commenting on his "performance" last night. Half sent him links to various articles, all labeled something along the lines of "Olympic Athlete Betrayed by his Penis."
Dream nearly pulls a stomach muscle from laughing so hard.
Mumscarian Tangled AU Out Of Context Quote Of The Day
"Ladies and gentlemen!" He began. "Boys and girls! Gather round, come close. For I have wares from far off lands to show you."
Scar continued but Mumbo tuned him out, once you've heard the same spiel twice a day, four times a week for at least four years.
NERDY HANGE HCS!!!
A/n: i love thรฉ idea of a nerdy loser hange so here are some thoughts and hcโs about em!!! And I hope you donโt mind if I tag you in this @abbyslev and @hangespublicist since I feel as though this is right up your ally!!! Not proof read..Iโm lazy leave me BE.
Warnings! NSFW on the second half minors be warned
SFW!
-hanges favorite things to do with you is attempt to make you play dnd (with moblit and Erwin) theyโre the dm EVERY TIME.
-if date nights are left up to hange it will without a doubt be watching documentaryโs or a museum
-hange is a loser like they have friends but they would rather read books in their boxers and info dump on discord so you force them into the showerโฆa lot..
-hange has the cutest wide eye puppy look as they info dump to you about something โmarsupials are so cool!!!โ โBabe? Whatโs a marsupialโฆโ
-they wear a visor and the nose sunscreen with a full on wet suit when you head to the beach and they snort and giggling making jokes about spf
-SPEAKING OF SNORTING hange snorts when they laugh not even just that but they slap their knee
- they have a flip phone you have to convince them to buy ANYTHING ELSE and even then theyโll be like โletโs compromise on a Nokia okโน๏ธโ
-they walk around the house in stripped boxers and cringe tee-shirts like โnothing scares me but my wifeโ
-hange will take off their glasses wiggle and their eyebrows at you whenever you say something vaguely lewdโฆ
-hange takes EVERY single ap not for college reason but because their boredโฆ
-the only class hange has ever almost failed was art because hange cannot for the life of them draw
NSFW BIT MINORS DNI!!!
- get ready to ask yourself where the loser in them wentโฆ
-they eat pussy like crazy until you canโt speak they absolutely love it
-remember when I said they almost didnโt pass art? Yea that was a strap on day for sure your legs were aching
-UN TUCKING THEIR SHIRT TO FUCK YOU OMGGG (Iโm so close to writing a whole fic about this alone)
-hange knows when they pick date nights it isnโt super exciting for you so they make it up by letting you sit on their face :)
-hange will wear glasses look up from between your legs while your panting and go โam I still a nerd?โ Smirking then going right back.
-if hanges a little horny while tutoring they will have you sit and ride their thigh forcing you to answer questions
-the first time your nerdy partner and you had sex during aftercare you couldnโt muttering anything but โwowโฆโ and hange went right back to being a goofy loser wiggling their eyebrows going โoooh la laโ
-itโs like two different people the same person who snorts and slaps their knee is the same person denying you a orgasm like WHAT!?!
God Iโve gotta write a one shot for this cutie!!!
ACCORDING TO YOU. reki kyan x reader
angst; fluff
posted. 8 aug 2024 (originally posted 24 may 2023)
notes. AHHH my first fic for my beloved, reki kyan!! the mall theyโre at is the aeon mall okinawa rycom. if my research is correct, ramune is a carbonated soft drink, chลซka is japanese chinese cuisine, and itameshi is italian-japanese food
also, i was really fighting with myself for a while about if i wanted to have a side blog specifically for my writing (and i originally posted this fic on that account), but i decided i'd keep all my stuff on one blog so alas, i must repost
cw. a JERKWAD of an ex! language. unedited
wc. 1.5k
youโre not exactly sure how you ended up here.
one moment, you and reki are walking around murasaki sports and the next, the two of you are sitting across from your ex and his new girlfriendโ hidaka rina, if you remember correctlyโ at kamakura, waiting for your order.
itโs awkward.
daichi uses his pinky nail to pick at something in his mouth. hidaka scratches absentmindedly at her napkin, her dark waves covering half of her face. sheโs pretty, you have to admitโ pale skin, cocoa eyes, long lashes, perfect height and thin.
reki yawnsโ obnoxiously, in daichiโs opinion; adorably, in yours. reki throws an arm over your shoulder and pulls you in close to his side. the bubbly skater leans in, his lips practically grazing your ear to whisper something.
you laugh at the joke.
neither of you see it, but daichi scowls. hidaka, however, does catch it and rolls her eyes. daichi could be so disgusting sometimes and for no reason other than he felt like it.
โso, reki,โ daichi starts.
reki hums, just barely loud enough for you to hear, as he pulls away from you, smiling his trademark sunny smile at your ex in acknowledgment.
โhow did you meet y/n?โ
โoh, she works with a friend of mine!โ reki says.
he loves this storyโ it was love at first sight for him, he believes. he and his best friend langa, along with another friend of theirs, miya, had arrived at the flower shop to ask hiromi for a ride to s later. when theyโd walked in, your workmate had groaned, obviously knowing what was coming (and youโd just been confused), but as reki opened his mouth to ask the question, his eyes had drifted behind shadow and there you were, arranging some flowers.ย
miya would say he had hearts in his eyes, it was so obvious. immediately, heโd abandoned his question and went over to where you were working, struggling to start up a conversation. youโd laughed at his flusteredness, much to his chagrin, but then asked his name. at hearing your voice for the first time, heโd thought, โmarry meโ, but when you and langa and miya and hiromi busted out laughing, heโd realized heโd said it aloud.
thankfully you took pity on him, and offered a date first. the rest is history.
daichi quirks a brow, grabbing his bottle of ramune and taking a sip. โa friend of yours works at a lingerie store?โ
for just a moment, rekiโs confused. but then he remembers you telling him you worked at a lingerie store before you worked at tulip.
you sigh. โi work at tulip now. the flower store.โ
โoh, iโve been there a few times!โ hidaka says. โi always get my mom flowers from there. the manager lady is really nice.โ she turns to reki as she continues, โiโm assuming your friend is the big orange haired guy?โ
โyeah, shadโโ he coughs, catching himself. โhiromi.โ
โheโs nice,โ hidaka hums.
daichi scoffs low in his throat, taking another sip of ramune. he sets the bottle down. he sucks his teeth. โcan i ask you another question, reki?โ
your boyfriendโs eyebrows shoot up in questioning. he doesnโt like the tone of daichiโs voice, but says โsureโ anyway.
โwhat do you like about y/n?โ
the sound of your given name coming from his mouth after the shit he put you through the two years you were together sends a wave of disgust through your veins. under the table, you clench a hand.
reki is so taken aback by the question, all he can say is, โhuh?โ
โwell, when i was with y/n . . .โ daichi starts, leaning back against the booth. daichi has always had a craving for causing trouble, and you can tell he wants to start some by the glint in his eyes. he inhales a deep breath, then blows it out. โwell, sheโs boring, is she not? quite moody? plus, when we were together, it never seemed like she could do a damn thing for herself.โ
you sit in silent fury. rekiโs speechless. even hidakaโs mouth is dropped open in shock.
daichi straightens his shoulders, scrunches up nose, and continues in a higher pitched voice, in an attempt to copy you, you assume: โโdaichi, take out the trash.โ โdaichi, can you do the dishes?โ โcan you help me bring the laundry out?โโ he drops his shoulders and his voice returns to his own. โand nothing ever pleased her, either, you know? iโd do the dishes, and she was upset i didnโt do the pots and pans. iโd take out the laundry, but i didnโt ready the detergent for her.
โcanโt make up her mind for anything. iโd come over and weโd decide to watch a movie, she always grabbed like five movies to make me choose from. when weโd order takeout, it was always โtacos! ooh, chลซka! wait no, itameshi!โโ
reki finally regains his composure and opens his mouth to speak, but daichi, ever the pot stirrer, continues on.
โplus, she always chose her friends and family over me. on my seventeenth birthday, her friend airi injured her ankle in a gymnastics accident and she took her to the emergency clinic. and when her brother was graduating kindergarten, after i broke my ankle, she went to his graduation instead of coming to visit me at home after she said she would.โ
youโre absolutely bewildered, and you feel like crying. which would only attest to his โmoodyโ claim, huh?
โwhat the fuck?โ hidaka mutters. not because you chose taking care of your friend over going to daichiโs seventeenth birthday celebration, and not because you chose your brotherโs kindergarten graduation over visiting him after he injured his ankle. but over the actual audacity that he had the nerve to hold a grudge over that.
reki slams his hands down on the table, pulling himself up. youโve only ever seen the look on his face a couple of timesโ hell, not even. upset was not an expression your boyfriend made often, usually the cheery one.
โwhy donโt you shut up?โ he snarls.
โwhat?โ daichi chuckles coldly.
โyouโre a fricking dick; no wonder y/n dumped your ass.โ reki continues. โyouโre the stupid one. how could you say that shit about someone you once claimed to love? you never loved herโ you loved having control over her.โ
daichi rolls his eyes, unaffected.
โwhat kind of jackass would get mad at someone for choosing their family over them? are you telling me you wouldnโt?โ
โno, i would,โ daichi says.
reki balks for a minute at the blatant hypocrisy. he shakes his head before continuing, โand youโre wrong! y/n is incredible! sheโs one of the funniest people i knowโ maybe not in telling jokes, but in her own way, sheโs funny. and sheโs beautiful, inside and out! i love that she cares so much about her friends and family. itโs amazing! sheโs smart, and kind, and independent, and no wonder she hates asking for help even when i want to give it to her! iโm glad she dumped your ass, because if i donโt deserve her, you sure as hell didnโt.โ
reki grabs your hand and pulls you out of the booth.
โcome on, babe, weโre leaving.โ
โwithout paying?โ
reki doesnโt say anything, just looks at hidaka and says, โyou should too,โ before taking you out of the restaurant.
itโs only when you two are in kahiko, looking at all the shirts that remind you of kojiro, that you speak up: โthank you, reki. for standing up for me. i clearly couldnโt do it myself.โ
his arm wraps around your waist, pulling you to him. he presses a kiss to the crown of your head.
โi knew you could,โ reki starts. โbut it was my chance to show you how much better i am than that jerk. heโs the stupid and useless one. not you. never you.โ
โagreed,โ comes a panting voice from behind the two of you. you turn to see hidako, cheeks flushed and a shy smile on her face. she looks at reki, โi took your advice. i donโt think heโs too happy we left him with the check but after everything he said, itโs the least we could do, right?โ
reki chuckles.
โwell,โ hikada huffs. โiโll see you two around. i know you didnโt mean to, but it probably would have been much longer until i saw daichiโs true colors if we hadnโt run in to you today, so thanks.โ
then she turns and walks away.
you wrap your arms around reki, snuggling your face into his sweatshirt. he laughs, patting the small of your back.
โi love you, reki. so much. you know that right?โ
you feel him nod. โyouโre everything iโve ever wanted, y/n. i hope you know that.โ
you hum, looking up at him, a content smile gracing your features. โtell me again?โ
he laughs again and pulls back, gently shoving you away. โi love you more than anything, y/n,โ he pats your head. โhey so, will you come to s with me tonight?โ
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- Scar brings a giant-sized jellie to the elven tree to meet the hermits - :] they have a good time /fluff <3
Scar knew that he and Jellie would always find each other in every world. Thatโs just the way the universe worked. Always, without fail, they would be reunited.
What Scar didnโt know, however, was that this time would be a little bit different.
It was in the jungle that he found her. He was out on a mission for resources to expand his magical elven tree base, and a huge grin spread across his face when he saw her through the foliage.
โJellie!โ he called excitedly, dropping his bag and holding his arms wide. โCome here, girl! Come to Scar!โ
At the sound of his voice she turned, and with a joyous โmrrow!โ she hurried through the undergrowth towards him, knocking aside bamboo stalks and trampling bushes.
โLook at you!โ Scar wrapped his arms around her as she reached him, burying his face in her soft fur and breathing in her familiar scent. โWhoโs been feeding you so well while I was gone, hmm?โ
โMrrow!โ Jellie bumped her head gently against his chest, almost knocking Scar off-balance.
Scar smiled. โCome on then, Jellie; letโs get you home. I canโt wait to show the others!โ
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โOh Grian~!โ Scar sang, approaching the manโs starter base. โLook who I found~!โ
โWho? Hold on, give me a momentโฆโ There was the sound of chests closing from within the building, and then Grian appeared in the doorway. His eyes widened as they fixed on a spot next to Scarโs head. โWoah!โ
โI know, right?!โ Scar turned and raised his hand to stroke Jellieโs shoulder.
โIs that really her?โ Grian asked, taking a step closer.
โYep!โ
โOh, wow!โ Grian reached out towards Jellie, who sniffed his offered hand before leaning forwards and headbutting his chest gently, as she had with Scar. Grian was also nearly knocked over, but he hugged her face to support himself. โHello, Jellie! Look how big you are!โ
โGrian! You canโt say that to a lady!โ Scar chided jokingly.
โSorry,โ Grian giggled, โbut look at her! Sheโs like the size of a panda!โ He was now giving Jellie scritches under her chin, and her purring was almost loud enough to make the ground vibrate. โWhat do you think happened to make her like this?โ Grian asked, turning to Scar.
Scar spread his arms, half shrugging and half gesturing to his own altered appearance. โA little bit of magic, thatโs all.โ
Grian rolled his eyes and grinned, still petting the giant cat. โOf course. What else.โ
There was a pause, interrupted only by Jellieโs purring.
โYou know,โ Grian said, โat this size, you might even be able to ride her.โ
โOoh, that would definitely be fun!โ Scarโs face lit up even brighter.
โYeah, a lot of fun. And definitely much less likely to kill you than elytra!โ
โOh, very funny, G-man,โ Scar chuckled. Then he asked, โYou donโt happen to have a spare saddle, do you?โ
โProbably somewhere, or we can borrow Donkโs.โ Grian grinned mischievously. โI canโt wait to see this!โ
This was fun to write, I hope you like it! :D Also posted on AO3
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