How to kiss a tall person:
1. Break their neck. Politely ask your tall partner to bend down and give you a kiss. Their neck needs a break from carrying around that basketball anyways.
2. Break their spine. Your tall partner needs to bend their upper back to reach perfect height! You're attracted to Quasimodo right?
3. Tree climbing. Get your workout girl! Burns calories so you stay small and dainty forever.
Happy climbing 🌳💌 Send this to your short friends and tall partners!
Characters: Ryland and Skylar
Both are women but the advice applies to any couple where one is abnormally tall.















