#kirkification

q u i c k i e || 18+

popular!kuna x loser!reader

: a stupid fic 😭😭 pls i love this

c o n t a i n s : car sex, quickie, cum stained shirts, stupid memes.

popular!sukuna— lots of friends, doesn’t stay in at all, everyone just loves him

loser!reader— not many friends, stays in all the time, not dumb, but dumb (yk?)

sukuna loves when you are yourself. he spoils your behavior and loves your “dumb” personality. it makes him hard actually.

"reader… why the FUCK are you cheating on WORDLE?" sukuna yells, staring down at your phone. you hide your phone screen into your chest, side eyeing him.

"why does it MATTER!" you yell back, staring up at him. he smiles, grabbing your chin, "no reason to cheat on that fuckass game— you gain NOTHING if you win." he relplies back. he brings your face up to his, kissing you softly, pecking around on your cheeks next.

you kiss back with a stupid smile, you lick his nose.

"what the fuck— baby." he deeply chuckles. he releases you from his grip. you giggle, laying your head on his broad shoulder.

you open up your phone again, clicking on tiktok. you top your leg over sukuna's thigh, getting comfortable.

the first video you see once you opened tiktok was a kirkified image of every celebrity known to man. you show the image to sukuna, he just stares at you with tight lips, resisting to laugh.

you take a deep breath, resisting to laugh as well. you both break into laughter.

a few minutes after being out of breath from laughing at the images and the comments left behind on the video, you both stare at each other.

sukuna wipes his eyes, his eyes reaching yours. "you are so fucking cute. God—" he grabs your face and pulls your lips to his, kissing you deeply.

he kisses you like he was starving for you. his tongue dancing around in your mouth. your phone was put to the side as your hands reach his cheeks, you kiss him deeper.

his hands travel their way to the hem of your shorts, slowly creeping inside them.

he mumbles, "baby…" a short pause, "just one… quickie.." his hand reaches inside, it lays over your already wet cunt.

"fuckkk baby.. wet for me already? we barely started.." he breaks the kiss, slowly rubbing small circles over your clit. your mouth open as he rubs over your panties.

you bite your lip, "k-kuna.. f-fuck.." you slowly lay back onto the car seat. sukuna pulls down your shorts with his free hand, his body rested over yours. he kisses you again, rubbing a little more faster now. "i need this pussy around my fat cock right now." he confesses.

you smile, your hand hovering over his hand rubbing you. "i want you inside of me, kuna." you moan.

thats all he needed to hear. he sits up, slowly stopping from rubbing you, his hands reaching to his belt. he quickly shoves his bottoms down, guiding his cock over your panties.

you both moan, whimper. his cock pushes your panties to the side, teasing your hole with the tip. your whimpers getting louder, "p-please.. put it in.." you whine.

he smirks, teasing your hole once more before stuffing you with his length. with no warning.

you grip onto the car seat, crying out. "fuckkk!" sukuna pushes in and out of you. the noises yall are making fill the car.

he moves fast, he fits in you so nicely, like he was meant to be there. "atta girl.. take that shit.." he groans. your head leans back, you absolutely love being stuffed with him.

the car starts to fog up, it's getting hot and sweaty despite it was supposed to be a quickie.

you both start to reach your climax, the noises getting louder. "fuck.. fuck.. baby i need to cum." he moans out, his hands gripping onto your hips, pushing you onto him. his balls hit your ass more and more. "c-cum on me.." you whimper. "im gonna cum.. im gonna—" crying out once more.

sukuna pulls out, his white ropes covering your shirt. you gush out all over his car's leather. sukuna's hands find their way to yours.

"you did amazing, my love. God.. i love you.." he slowly lowers down over you. laying on your chest. "flip over.." he asks.

you flip over so he is under, you lay your head against his chest, hearing how fast his heart is beating. you always enjoy hearing his heartbeat after sex. "i love you, my kuna.." you softly say. your eyes slowly shut.

he chuckles, "i love you, my reader."

"i rate that a 6..7.." you smirk against his chest.

"oh shut up." he kisses your forehead.

divider : @cursed-carmine ( ◠‿◠ )

LOWKEY dont know if this is lower behavior but i like it so

first time ts just flowed out and i didnt take 100000000 days to finish it 🥹🥹

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My post are kinda boring right now due to personal things but just wait ദ്ദി ≽^⎚˕⎚^≼ .ᐟ

I mainly post about animals, women, & my occasional ʀᴀɴᴛs!!

About me ꨄ

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ɪ'ᴍ ɪʀɪsʜ! 🇮🇪

ɪ ʟᴜᴠ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ sᴀʏs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ʜᴇʜᴇ

ɪ ʟᴜᴠᴠᴠᴠᴠ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟs sᴏ ғʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴜᴄʜ. ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴇxᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴɪᴏɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴠᴇᴛᴇʀɪɴᴀʀɪᴀɴ! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴛs ᴛᴏᴏ. ᴅᴏɢs, ᴄᴀᴛs, ʙᴜɴɴʏ, & ɢᴇʀʙɪʟ!! (꧁ɪ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ᴀʙᴜsᴇʀs ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ꧂)

ɪ'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ sᴏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴜɴʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴀᴡʟɪᴇᴛ, ᴀᴋᴀ, ʟ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ɴᴏᴛᴇ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛɪᴄ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀʀʀ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴛᴀɴɪᴄ ᴛᴇᴍᴘʟᴇ

ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍɪᴛsᴋɪ, ᴘᴇɴᴇʟᴏᴘᴇ sᴄᴏᴛᴛ, ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀ, ʟᴀɴᴀ ᴅᴇʟ ʀᴇʏ, & ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 15 ᴘɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢs (ɪᴛ's sᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴏ)

Please dni if..

ʀᴀᴄɪsᴛ/sʜᴏᴡ ᴍɪᴄʀᴏ ᴀɢʀᴇssɪᴏɴ (ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴀɴʏ ʀᴀᴄᴇ) ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs, ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀs, ᴀɴᴅ/or sexual orientations are loved by mi!!

ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀᴛ ᴍᴇ to any religion. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ sᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀy. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟsᴏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴛʜᴇ "ᴊᴇsᴜs ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʏᴏᴜ" ʙs.

sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘ/ICE, ᴇᴘsᴛᴇɪɴ, ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴋɪʀᴋ. ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ that‎..(´･_･`)ʷʰᵃᵗ?

ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇs 15-45 ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄ ɪs ʙ3ᴀ$t!al!ᴛʏ/ᴘᴇᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ.. ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʙᴛᴡ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀsᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴀᴘᴘs.. ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ!

I’d prefer to see what you look like if we talk. I feel it’s fair since I show my face. I will know if it’s ai or from Pinterest so just be real, I’m not gonna judge lmao.

(´•̥ω•̥｀)ˢᵒʳʳʸ.