wait so in this shit is he a taxidermist who gets taxidermied? trying to piece things together from the fanart and limited gifs and screenshots i've seen. but if that's what happens i...love that. or does he get eaten by a mysterious beast of some kind? what happens mel?
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He is a taxidermist who gets taxidermied! I assume you also want my whole bad summary, yes? Ok so this guy comes to his character Sebastian’s shop with some weird roadkill and is like, “you’re gonna wanna see this” and asks if he can fix it up. Sebastian isn’t going to help him until the guy says “oh, I’ll just take it to this other taxidermist down the road”. Which prompt’s Sebastian to say "to be stuffed by Megan Bloom would be a fate worse than death". (Dun dun dun.) Anyways, so he goes ahead with piecing this thing back together and lo and behold it's a baby sasquatch. Pretty soon, mama sasquatch shows up looking for her baby. Sebastian hides and the mama is going to leave, but oh no! Mama sasquatch is sad. :( Sebastian being pure of heart, dumb of ass, calls after her to wait and proceeds to present her with her stuffed child. He is very promptly torn apart. Megan Bloom is the one to find him, and freaky fangirl that she is, pieces together and stuffs him to preserve him forever. Fin.














