Do you mind if i can request a red x killer!reader please? I feel like Red needs to be included more often also please remember to eat three times a day *(yes itâs required and normal), drink lots of water, get enough rest and make sure to take some breaks when you need it! (âĄËÍ êł ËÍ) â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
No problem! I was already working on them, so you just gave me the motivation to keep going!
Red
He convinced you to move to his AU since you needed people who could stand against you when you went all âtornado soulâ (his words)
Practically your full time bodyguard whenever you leave the house. Will scare off anyone who looks at your Soul for longer than half a second.
People in his AU are very familiar with Determination, so you end up being a bit of a pariah to the average masses.
Edge, however, decided he likes his creepy looking sister-in-law long before the two of you start dating đđŒ
Red x Killer! Reader
âWell, hello there.â a voice purred far too close to your ear, carrying the smell of dead fish and breath mints. The figure loomed far too close to you, fur lightly brushing against your shoulder. âSomeone's fre-aky, care to be freaky with me?â
Worst. Pick-up line. Ever. You sighed to yourself, too tired to even muster up the now common disgust. You swallowed the coffee youâd been savoring and wondered when Edge was getting back from picking you out a new winter coat. âNope.â
âAw, co-â the rest of the annoying knatâs attempt to âconvinceâ you was disrupted by his muzzle meeting the picnic table with a loud, wet sounding crunch and a wail.Â
It seemed Red was early.
âHey, pal!â a skeletal hand came down to rest on your shoulder. âSorry âbout that, my hand slipped.â
The figure leaking magic-blood on your boots didnât do much more than groan pathetically.
âYouâre early.â you hummed, sipping your coffee slowly and ignoring the way the injured monsterâs friends dragged him away with mumbled apologies. To Red, of course, no one cared if somebody with their Soul hanging out gets harassed, but if that personâs already taken then it's a big no-no.
Hypocrites.Â
âBeat it.â Your self assigned guard dog growled, quickly occupying the seat across from you, if the screech of the chair was any indication. âYeah, clocked out a little early, the next shift offered to take an hour from me.â
âThat's nice of them.â you hummed, âEdgeâs still trying to figure out which color best suits me.â
âWhy?â Red gripped, and you could almost imagine him shaking his fist at the air in exasperation. âItâs not like youâll know if it looks bad anyway.â
You shrugged lazily, âIâll just be glad if it fits.â
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You blinked off into the distance with the expression you always got when you were eavesdropping on a conversation across the room. The steam from your coffee had stopped a handful of minutes ago. Red was almost grateful you were even more blind than olâ Smiley. He could stare at you as much as he wanted and youâd never know.Â
âŠokay that sounded creepy even in his head.
Distracting himself from the weird whispers of his brain, Red cleared his throat and grumbled, âWell, if Boss is gonna take âis sweet time, we mightâs well eat before we get booted out.â
You hummed in agreement, head dipping forward slightly. âThere anything good?â
âNo idea.â He sighed, earning a snort of amusement from you. âNot exactly my scene.â
It really wasnât. The bougie cafe Edge had sat you at was so different from Redâs usual haunts that his bones were crawling. All smooth jazz and posh chatter, everyone side eyeing the two of you like they didnât know looking twice could get their teeth knocked in.
âThey got anything with marshmallows?â you hummed, abruptly bringing his attention back to you.
âUuuh,â Red scrambled through the menu on the far wall. âSâmore Cake?â
You took a long and obnoxious slurp of your coffee, making the two teens behind you cringe, and slid your card over the table. âIâll get that. You pick whatever.â
You little- âI ainât takinâ that.â
âTake the card, Red.â you deadpanned right back at him.
He folded his arms and scowled, not that youâd be able to tell. âI got my own money, thanks, Sweets.â
If he could see your eyes under the seven layers of sludge, he got the distinct feeling youâd be rolling them. Impressive. âAnd I don't break my back not to buy my own damned cake.â
Red grunted disbelievingly, âAnd youâre not insinuating that I buy my own junk on your tab?â
âI donât have a tab at this place.â you drawled avoidantly, entirely too smug for someone whose expression hadnât so much as twitched.
âTake yer damned card back before I eat it.â Red grumbled, standing up with a pained groan. Not even middle aged and his back was already going to the dogsâŠ
You sighed through your nose and swiped back the offending plastic. âExtra cacao powder.â
âYeh got it, Sweets.â
















