Nov 22, 2020
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Dora is a Quotable Kid from California Quotable Kidz—The Ultimate Memory Album (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/translate-this-kidism-ig-friends/public-share)
Quotable Kidz—Where memories and quotables live forever What quotables have you come across today? (via https://www.quotablekidz.com/index.php/post/detail/student-why-are-those-called-clogs-they-dont-lo/public-share)
Mom, her boob crack is too big.
The Biggest Whoette regarding the size of Ingrid the Snow Queen’s (OuaT) cleavage.
Kidism Time!
*me talking to Ellie on the way home* Me: All the people at the children’s centre really like you, you know. Ellie: I know, its because I’m the prettiest girl in the world!
And then…
Ellie: Just like mummy, she’s pretty sometimes. Me: I think mummy’s pretty all the time, just like you. Ellie: No! Mummy’s just pretty sometimes! *makes angry face at me*
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Chance
A conversation with my 5 year-old:
Spencer: “How did you know you wanted me?”
Me: “We didn’t know. We just wanted a healthy, happy baby. And then Mama and me had you.”
Spencer: “So you didn’t know it was me?”
Me: “Nope.”
Spencer: “You got a lucky one.”
You know you’re a parent of a toddler in a mommy phase when I’m giving a bath when Mama comes home and he suddenly starts whining that he wants Mama to give him his bath. Then he promptly tells me that I can go hang out with his older brother. Aiite. Peace out, homie.
What my child says
"Why is eyes last name ball?"-Danny