#kfedup

25 May: Back to Australia

Oh, nothing. Just hanging out with the internet. No big deal.

I am on record with title of my autobiography, "She Went Home to Poop."

Lastly: please don’t choke to death on your own saliva, I wouldn’t want that on my conscience, and it also seems like a terrible way to go. Well, that’s assuming that when you meet other dead people in heaven everyone asks how you died, sort of like college students ask one another “What’s your major?” I mean, it’s not as bad as Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, but Un-Erotic Spittle Asphyxiation would be kind of embarrassing, I guess.