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Truthful Tuesday
My manager called me at 6:30 last night — crisis requiring immediate help. Second time in a week that I’ve had to log onto work laptop after hours. It was easily handled — turns out they didn’t need my help — but fuck, dude. Interrupted my post-spin high.
Not sure if it’s the dehumidifier running in our master bath or what but Marple keeps waking me up at night. Sometimes she settles down and snuggles with us a bit. Last night she didn’t poop at her bedtime potty, so when she woke me up the first time I got out of bed and got dressed to take her out. Nope, she just wanted on the bed. Ok. Got undressed and back in bed. She woke me up again about an hour later. So I got dressed, grabbed my phone and headed to couch — sometimes it takes her a minute and I didn’t want to wake Matt chivvying Marple out of room. She finally toddled out — at 1:55 am. Dude. Took her outside and she took 20 minutes to do absofuckinglutely nothing. Jesus, dude.
Ass is dragging today. Slept in as late as I could without making myself late for work. Contemplated working from home but I’m too much of a rule-follower. So here I sit.
I am resolved now to ask for every Friday off in August. This constant state of pants-on-fire at work is demoralizing.
Remember how much group projects in school sucked major donkey balls? Yeah, that. Is it my Gen Xness? Is it my “I don’t need your help, thanks” only-then-eldest childness? Whatever it is, get the entire fuck off my lawn.
I am a delight today.
Sunday
Friday was a holiday for us but as I work from home on Fridays it didn’t really *feel* like a day off. Just less attention to email? Regardless, I’m leaning harder into my idea of Summer Fridays. There are no holidays in August so I think I might see if I can take every Friday off. I accrue 16 hours of vacation a month so if I take 4 Fridays off I’m only losing 16 hours from bank.
Our 4th was pretty quiet. We were lazy, played Pathfinder and watched “Project Hail Mary.” a perfectly perfect day. Until sundown and then the fuckery began. VERY LOUD bangs setting off car alarms up and down our street. Assholes. Pretty sure we’ll be in for similar tonight.
Hot dogs and coleslaw. Got A&H Kosher hot dogs — delicious! And made the Bon Appetite creamy coleslaw, with lime and cilantro, and had the (brilliant!) idea to add sweet corn to it. Sofa king good! We finished it off tonight.
If you’re looking for a book to read, I recommend “Sweetness in the Skin,” by Ishi Robinson.
Appointment with oral surgeon this coming Friday. Please let this be the last one.
My birthday is a week from today!
My mom rented a recliner on recommendation of her pharmacist and she’s gotten two good nights of sleep since it was delivered. I was going to suggest she rent a recliner but thought she wouldn’t want the hassle. But it was easy, they often rent recliners for this very reason — shoulder surgery — and her insurance will probably cover expense. She’s getting better sleep and that’s what’s important.
Celebrating Independence as our forefathers would have wanted:
Playing Pathfinder!

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“The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.”
— Julian Barnes, from Flaubert’s Parrot (Vintage, 1990)
Hijacking this post to say there’s a particular feel that overcomes me and it goes like this:
I read this book. I read it for a class I took for my degree. A literature degree. I do not remember anything about this novel beyond the class I read it for (Post-Modernism).
Because tacos.
Thursday Thoughts
You are not crazy — this is a do-over as previous was mislabeled by the blue hellsite.
Work thing meant I had to be “available” all evening yesterday. Missed my spin class and, of course, nothing happened. Then this morning, woke to late-night emails and early morning texts. Did some stuff from home then got myself to the office — thankfully traffic lighter than usual due to upcoming holiday. I’m already tired and day barely begun. Will ask to leave early today.
Am reading a book set in Jamaica and it’s hitting all of my West Indian heritage feels. There are many similarities to my Bahamian roots — eating guineps, sayings like “jeesum peas!” And the subtle differences that signal that not all Caribbean islands/cultures are the same — rice and peas (in The Bahamas it’s peas and rice), gizzadas, not coconut tarts, etc. Oof, but the status stuff … that’s universal.
Next 3 weeks are 4-day work weeks for me: Independence Day and I took Friday and Monday of my birthday weekend off. Coworker is taking “summer Mondays.” He has every Monday off from now till the end of September. I could do “summer Fridays” but I like to have more vacation days in my bank for end of the year. Although, just counted and that would only be 8 days more than I’m already taking if I end it Labor Day weekend. Hmmm …
Off to take a long lunch.
She’s being a lot today. But so fucking cute.
Her life is rough.

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Strawberry moon.
I unironically use most of these words. Daily.
And yes, I am a gangster pirate scientist from the 1920s.
Shenanigans is my favorite word
I use 2-5 and skedaddle with my students.
At least 9 of these.
There's not one of them I don't use...cattywampus, how can you pass that up?
Dude, these are some of my most used words.
I even mess with them. I once said "My flabber has been fully gasted."
@remindingpersephone “my flabber is/has been gasted” was catchphrase of main character in a book series I used to love! ❤️
32. Not bad
I’ve done 38 of them. I haven’t done #s
2 10 11 16 17 18 25 28 33 41 49 50
40 - you'll have to guess what I haven't done. Yet. ;)
29. Not bad.
I unironically use most of these words. Daily.
And yes, I am a gangster pirate scientist from the 1920s.
Shenanigans is my favorite word
I use 2-5 and skedaddle with my students.
At least 9 of these.
Book Asks (and Answers!)
Stolen from @wanderingweatherwax because books!
book you’ve reread the most times? I think Busman's Honeymoon, by Dorothy L. Sayers. But I'm sure there are others.
top 5 books of all time? Without thinking too hard about it: Busman's Honeymoon, Circe, Demon Copperhead, Good Night, Irene, The Care and Management of Lies, The God of the Woods
what is your favourite genre? Mysteries
what sections of a bookstore do you browse? Fiction/Literature, Mysteries, Popular Fiction (whatever that means), with a dip into SciFi
where do you buy books? Independent books stores, chain bookstores and on my Kindle.
what books have you read in the last month? Books 2-5 in the A Court of Thorns and Roses series, A thriller/romance by Nora Roberts - The Target (?), The Correspondent, On Beauty, Saving Myles, and the latest 2 or 3 in the Bunburry cozy mysteries series.
is there a series/book that got you into reading? Besides the Dr. Seuss for Beginners books when I was little? The Sweet Dreams books -- they were Harlequin romances aimed at teens.
what is the first book you remember reading yourself? I think a Nancy Drew or a Hardy Boys.
when do you tend to read most? When I'm awake. Seriously -- any spare time? Will fill with reading.
do you have a guilty fav? I don't subscribe to the idea of a "guilty" pleasure read. I read high and low and anything in between and don't fee guilty about any of them.
what non-fiction books do you like if any? I've liked a few but I have a hard time with most, especially memoir. Some that I've enjoyed: Empire of Pain, My Life in France, Radical: My Journey Out of Islamist Extremism
did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings? Several!
do you have a goodreads? Nope. Too much work.
do you ever mark/dog ear books you own? Yup.
recommend and review a book. I highly recommend my top 5; and see the answer to goodreads as to why the second part is not forthcoming.
how many books have you read this year? Erm ... a lot?
top 5 children’s books? The Nancy Drew series; The Hardy Boys series; The Fantastic Five series; Where the Red Fern Grows; can't think of a fifth one
do you like historical books? which time period? Sure! From ancient Greece, Rome or Britain to recent history (Good Night, Irene, and The Care and Management of Lies are two amazing novels about the two world wars)
most disliked popular books? Could not get through first 1/3 of Twilight and I will never read anything by Colleen Hoover ever again. *shudder of horror*
what are things you look for in a book? Good story supported by good writing with great characters and a believable (even if fantastical) plot.

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Dapper cock.
Flight fuckery
Welp. Got an alert from America Airlines that my flight out of Maine was delayed for maintenance. This would have given me 30 minutes to make my connection in Philly and that’s with everything else going perfectly.
Instead of a guaranteed overnight stay in Philly, I’m now on a later flight that connects through Dallas. Will be getting home about 3 hours later but I’d rather that than be stuck in an airport.
And, since delay was airline’s fault, no change fees and the service agent was super friendly and helpful.
Glad I have the app.