WHY CAN'T I DATE UNICORN GUY HE'S MY FAVORITE MY POOKIE SINCE I STARTED WHICH IS YEARS AGO (yeah i kinda stopped playing eldarya because the familiar thing annoyed me lol)

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WHY CAN'T I DATE UNICORN GUY HE'S MY FAVORITE MY POOKIE SINCE I STARTED WHICH IS YEARS AGO (yeah i kinda stopped playing eldarya because the familiar thing annoyed me lol)

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Ezarel: You know what? In my opinion, job in the Library is the most boring in whole H.Q. Only old books and checking raports.
Gardienne: You are right. Only Erian wants to help Ykhar and Kero.
*Meanwhile*
Erian: What about this one?
*Erian opens a book and a lot of black magic is trying to escape as a dark clouds. Elven closes a book and clouds disapper.
Erian *calm like nothing happened*: Wrong book.
Ykhar and Kero *also calm*: Yup.
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Ykhar lives in my AU btw 🐰
I am a Man of quality worldbuilding: A rant.
I'm just so pissed that it's been hinted at that the faeries literally stole the friking library of Alexandria and we still didn't get to visit it.
Remember the guard questionnaire? One of the questions is if you'd rather go to this this or that place. Well one of the options was the library of Alexandria and Erika said the fuck, it burned down like a thousand years ago. And it's on earth. Keroshane said -f u c k- and changed topic.
And after that there's nothing about this until we first go to memoria and Leiftan mentions that the buildings were taken from earth because Erika mentioned how much they resemble Greek ruins.
So like.... Are we going on a field trip to the library of Alexandria?? There's like 3 episodes left to make up the rest of your lackluster plot, better give me something good or I'll forcefully hire myself as creative director and main writer to fix this game.
Also, a library date with LI?? Bitch that's potential right there. Also, a copy of Erika's journal might be there, after all, she's Jesus right now. Since she's not dead anymore she might want to take them back so people won't be reading her do do list that was literally Leiftan written four times... because they were fornicating ferociously every ten minutes.
You know what? They probably Anne Franked her, editing the hyuck out of it to make the guard look less shitty and it's a best seller now. That's where the guard of El gets their funds. It's all royalties from sales.
So anyway, I'm absolutely putting a diary retrieval mission in my fanfiction.... like four years from now when I get to that point.
Another edit 💖
🦄 Keroshane - Eldarya ✨

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hopefully this hasn’t been done before, and might do the same with ANE characters
Kero 😗 New Era
He Is a Teacher in His new life uwu
No sé qué pretendo al escribir en inglés xD
I just can’t replay origins anymore. I'm not a serious person.
Had to listen to Selena Gomes and Charlie Puth after this dialogue.