I'M A MAN OF SCIENCE

Im so fucking weird that im mysterious even after telling everyone everything. Nobody knows what next move.

you think I say sister in the aave way, I meant that in the convent nun cloister way. Indomineetfilietpatricieee donineeeee

Breaking news, local piece of shit attempts to disrespect transgender person at the DMV parking lot by calling them an 'it', however, award winning nonbinary league player, Bug Josie Müller gets turned on instead.

Why do elden ring bosses insist on taking their clothes off halfway through the fight. This isn't rupauls drag race, stop the outfit reveals.

It must be so much fun being a fish when they're not being brutally murdered by other fish.

I gotta admit it, i have a really bad dewkissed herba collecting habit. Ive been giving them away as gifts so if you ever summoned someone named John Glintstone and got 999 dewkissed herba as a gift it was me. Also sorry for spamming Rannis darkmoon and falling on my ass from low poise, it's my first mage build and I'm ungabunga at heart.

Tom Cruise released the hanta virus in retaliation for Sonic the hedgehog breaking into the scientology building.

Writing Messmer fanfiction is really hard because I want him to be happy but he needs to be fucking miserable for his character to make sense. I'll birth his army of ugly redheaded kids regardless.