#keirid

in two years Riddle is going to text Cater "okay I start pre-law in the fall when do you want to move in together?" and Cater is just going to be like:

Cayridddd aaaa I love them sm

HI YES I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO IT !!! I don't think about them a lot but I tried my best !!!

CayRid Headcanons (I LOVE THEM) 

Cater was Riddle’s gay awakening, yes yes, nod nod you will agree with me on this one

It’s also why he says he was so sure he could’ve made it to graduation without getting collared, he knew, Trey knew, I think even Idia from the depths of his room knew. 

Riddle always plays croquet with Cater (and only Cater) because of rule 703 which states that “Anyone who comes in second in a croquet tournament must serve the queen tea the next day” and, obviously, Riddle always wins so Cater is always in 2nd place. (yes the rule is canon it’s in the wiki !)

These tea sessions are lowkey dates, once Ace accidentally interrupted and got double death glared (he didn’t even know Cater had that expression available ?)

Cater loves taking Riddle out to those aesthetic cafes that serve super cute cakes and sweets because he gets a photo op, Riddle gets the sweets and they both get to hang out. 

Sometimes when he’s writing songs for the Pop Music Club and gets stuck somewhere, Cater finds Riddle and uses him as inspiration. 

On that note, Kalim and Lilia notices that the songs they’ve been getting are a lot more pop punk/rock sounding (Cater is not slick especially when he writes about a queen with red hair) 

Riddle and Cater are non PDA kings actually, Riddle finds it embarrassing and highly improper and Cater is not that emotionally open for PDA so they mostly hug or cuddle in their respective rooms since they both don’t have roommates, Riddle’s room is their go to though since it’s huge. 

Riddle is slightly (very) touch starved so he's always touching Cater in some way if they're together, holding his hand, fidgetting with Cater's sleeve, leaning against him

Cater worries that if he fucks up one day he won't be able to stop himself from running away, one night he tells Riddle this and Riddle holds his face and says in the most loving tone ever "If you try and run, I will send every card soldier in Heartslabyul after you until I have you back with me." and Cater has not. Quite recovered from that.

Riddle is surprisingly good at catching Cater off guard, he’s not exactly flirting but he also ain’t not flirting if you feel me ? 

He’ll grab onto the back of Cater’s shirt and tell him softly to meet him for dinner that night and then just leaves, Cater’s so red that Deuce jokes that Riddle’s rubbing off on him a bit too much

They don’t fight much, but when they do, you bet that Trey is their lil messenger boy for when they gotta talk but they don’t wanna see each others faces

If Trey isn’t available (aka when Trey can’t deal with them anymore and threatens to stop cooking if they keep using him as a messenger) then Riddle takes Deuce n Cater takes Ace and then their both the messenger boys. 

Deuce feels like his parents are fighting, Ace feels like his older brother is fighting with his bf who also happens to be his senior, they are not the same. 

ace and deuce are riddle’s kids by default of being in heartslabyul, but deuce is specifically from trey and ace is from cater.

jack is leona’s. he got riddle’s strict nature and honor, but leona’s pride and strength (riddle is absolutely the favorite parent)

sebek is absolutely malleus’. he got both of his parents’ anger issues and pride, as well as malleus’ honor and riddle’s strictness. malleus is the favorite parent, obviously.

posting all of my twst fanfic ideas so yall can help me narrow down which one to focus on !!!

Jealous Epel Pomily fic (basic plot: some other Pomefiore freshman tries to take Epel’s spot as Vil’s protogé, Epel is fine at first but gets progressively more and more jealous and upset, angst with a happy found family ending)

TreyCayRid hanahaki au (Treyrid start dating and Cater, who is in love with both of them but unaware of that up to that point, develops hanahaki disease, sadness and angst with a happy ending)

Platonic TreyCayRid classification au (classification au is age regression based, features Little Cater, Little Riddle, and Caregiver Trey, would eventually maybe feature other (platonic) pairs ofbLittles and Caregivers)

Heartslabyul Omegaverse (i wanted to play around with a/b/o dynamics in a subversive way, so this features Alpha, pack leader Riddle, Alpha Trey, Omega Cater, Beta Deuce, and Omega Ace, ships are RidoAce, TreyCay, and EpelDeuce)

Reincarnation AU (basically the overblottees are reincarnations of the Seven, they don’t remember until they overblot, this focuses on Alice!Ace and Snow White!Epel’s whacky hijinks as they try to keep their reincarnated identity from their Housewardens and former adversaries, possibly features a small amount of angst)

Anyways I’m surprised at how much of a rarepair the ship is cause one of Cater’s main twists is the King of Hearts so it interesting to see how little the two are shipped. Like there is probably more treycayrid content on the internet than just cayrid content and it’s honestly surprising (tho I also like treycayrid lol).

Anyways (2 electric boogaloo) since I’ve fallen in love with the ship you guys get this:

Enjoy.