#kegregard

Beau has such great luck with women in the Greying Wildlands. That, and every time she bangs, the group gains a level. (At least when she bangs a player character, guest star or not.) Plus, when she hooked up with Keg, her level-up essentially gave her magic hands. (Ki-empowered strikes.) Her hook up with Reani precedes her moving to level 10, which gives monks Purity of Body aka immunity to poison and disease. Pussy is good for you, y'all. Vitamin V!

Me, analysing beau interacting with any female:

sometimes i think about kegregard and i get real sad because we could have had it all, you know? slow burn type b, the kind that fucks within the first five scenes of the fic and spends the next 100k words pining and misunderstanding and pretending it's just fucking, and there's a scene when the sex is like real slow and soft and the narration goes like "it felt like making love, but it couldn't be; this arrangement had nothing to with love. it was lust, it was friends getting off; it wasn't love-related, it wasn't even love-adjacent. it was just...friends with benefits. and that is all this could ever be."