Hello! I stumbled onto your blog via your Accidental Fae courting with Sebek and was wondering if you would be amenable to doing the rest of Diasomnia eg. Malleus, Lilia, and Silver? If not, I totally understand! It is just such an amazing piece. Really, thank you for it and the amazing laughter and fuzzies it gave me.
Accidental Courting 2.0
Lilia / Malleus / Silver x GN! reader
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a/n đ¨ : Hello! Thank you so much for your kind words and for requesting this â it truly means a lotđ I apologize for taking a bit of time before accepting it (especially the fact that this request is before i closed my request thus why it's been months) I tend to take a while with requests (mostly because of irl responsibility and wanting to write other stuff, but I always appreciate every idea and prompt shared with međ Nonetheless, thank you for reading my humble messy writing and I hope this version brings you the same laughter and fuzzies that Sebekâs piece did! remember to eat warm happy meal đ˛đЎ
Lilia Vanrouge : Moonlight Applications
You found him lying on the grass, arms folded behind his head, the moon spilling over him like poured milk. He looked unreal like that â a painting half-forgotten by the gods, left to bask in the quiet ache of starlight. Fireflies hovered around him like they knew a secret you didnât. You shouldâve kept walking. Instead, you said, âYour hairâs a mess. Iâm braiding it.â
He turned his head toward you, grin lazy and knowing, crimson eyes glittering with trouble. âMy, my. Touching a faeâs hair under moonlight? How daring of you.â Lilia's voice was velvet over blade, amused and devastating.
âDo you know, in my homeland, such tenderness is a declaration?â
âOf what?â
âOf intent. Of longing. Ofâah, motherhood, perhaps? I do have three children, you know. Is this your application?â
Slowly you knelt beside him anyway, fingers finding strands of soft black silk that shouldnât have been allowed to exist. âYou talk too much...â you muttered, pretending not to tremble. The moonlight clung to his hair and your hands like it was conspiring with him.
Lilia hummed, low and thoughtful, the sound vibrating against the grass. âWell~,â he began, tone lilting and casual, âI already have three children. Wonderful boys, really. A bit dramatic, a bit loud, a bit sleepyâbut endlessly dear.â
His grin deepened, dangerous in its warmth. âHmm. I think youâd be a good parent for them. Theyâre all grown now, of course, but a parent figure is good for any age, isnât it?â
âWHATâ LILIAâ I WAS JUSTâ YOUR HAIRââ
He laughed, full-bodied and delighted, the kind of laugh that made the moon lean closer. When you stumbled away, pink-faced and sputtering, he only smiled up at the stars, ribbon glinting faintly where youâd tied it. Later that night, it appeared on your pillow again, humming softly with leftover laughter â like the world itself was in on his joke.
Malleus Draconia : Confectionery Catastrophe
It began, most disastrously, with a cookie. You offered it without ceremony â a little crescent of mortal sweetness, butter, and sugar fused in a gesture so harmless it might as well have been air. But when Malleus took it, he held it like one might cradle a newborn star.
The courtyard stilled. The air shimmered faintly around him, as if the world itself had leaned in to eavesdrop. âYou⌠offer me a gift wrought by your hands, beneath the constellationsâ gaze?â His voice rumbled low, reverent, confused.
You shrugged, halfway through chewing your own cookie. âYeah? I baked too many. Take it before I eat twenty.â
Silence. A dreadful, blooming silence. His pupils dilated, those eerie dragon-green eyes catching the moonlight like stained-glass about to confess. âIn fae custom,â he murmured, âsuch gestures are reserved for oneâsââ
âDonât say it,â you interrupted, suddenly aware of the way his tail flicked, ââintended.â
Malleus looked halfway between smitten and having an existential crisis. His ears twitched, a faint pink climbing the sharp line of his cheekbones. âThen⌠I must answer this courtship with a token of my own.â he whispered, and before you could say please donât perform any fae rituals in my yard, he vanished in a hush of green fire and terrible inevitability.
Come dawn, an obsidian pendant rested on your desk â still warm, humming faintly like a heart that wasnât yours. Sebek shrieked. Lilia had to sit down from laughing. And across the hall, Malleus Draconia watched you with the expression of a man who just got engaged accidentally and was too enchanted, too polite, and too terminally in love to correct it.
Silver : My Logic
He was sitting under the moon again, the grass whispering soft secrets around him. A tiny bird perched delicately on his finger, chirping as if gossiping about the stars. Silver smiled at it â slow, quiet, all warmth, and patience â and whispered something back in a language the air seemed to understand.
Thatâs when you appeared, carrying a small blanket. âYouâll catch a cold...â you said, draping it over his shoulders before he could protest. Your fingers brushed the back of his neck â fleeting, human, harmless. Or so you thought.
But Silver froze. The bird tilted its head. Somewhere in the echoing hallways of his mind, Liliaâs voice purred fondly: Ah, to cover a fae with your cloak or cloth â thatâs an old gesture of devotion, you know. Quite romantic.
Silver blinked trying to process the current situation. Romantic? He thought. His pulse stuttered. His father's voice, smug and certain, continued: A sign that you claim them. That youâd shelter them always. A promise made in fabric and moonlight.
He looked at you, standing there, smiling like this was nothing â like you hadnât just rewritten the laws of his world with one gentle touch. âYou⌠wish to protect me?â he asked, too earnestly.
You blinked, startled. âIâ what? No, I just didnât want you to sneeze!â
But it was too late. His heart, poor obedient thing, had already drawn its sword and sworn allegiance. He held the edge of the blanket with almost reverent fingers, the way a knight might hold an oath. âThen Iâll protect you in return...â he murmured, more to himself than to you.
Later, you found him stationed outside Ramshackleâs gate at dawn, eyes bright despite the hour. âSilver,â you question him in confusion of his actions, âwhy are you here?â
He smiled faintly, moonlight still clinging to his hair. âYouâve given your word, havenât you? Father always said a vow made beneath the moon must be honoured.â
You wanted to correct him, to scream â but he looked so calm, so heartbreakingly certain, that all you could do was sigh and let him stay. Somewhere far off, Lilia laughed into the night, the sound of a man far too proud of his matchmaking instincts.
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Idia Shroud
It all started when Ace (blessed with the mouth of a thousand mistakes) decided to read your âHusband Potential Rankingâ out loud in the cafeteria. You didnât even get to snatch your notebook away before the words escaped into the air like a curse you couldnât recall:
âYo, you actually said Housewarden Shroud got husband potential?â and that one line â that cursed combination of syllables â spread faster than a data breach.
By the time it reached Ignihyde, Idia was in his room, mid-raid, when Ortho floated in with the look of someone about to destroy a manâs will to live.
âBrother!!!â he said cheerfully, âCongratulations! Youâve been declared potential husband material.â
The silence that followed couldâve powered a small apocalypse. Idiaâs flame flickered pink; his avatar stood motionless on-screen; and somewhere in the depths of his mind, a tiny version of himself screamed into a pillow made of anxiety.
âHUH?? Husband potential?? WHO PATCHED THAT INTO THE TIMELINE?? Roll it back, rollback the server!!â
Attempts to unplug his entire dorm room like itâs infected with romance malware.
âNo way. Nope. Sheâs trolling. Itâs social commentary. Experimental satire. She doesnât actually mean it.â
Ortho: âShe sounded genuine, brother.â
âGENUINE?? AS INâemotional intimacy genuine??â
Runs mental diagnostics: high heart rate, low composure, 404 chill not found.
Paces so much, the auto-doors open repeatedly like applause.
âThis is illegal character development. Iâm supposed to be the background NPC, not the husband route!!â
Later that night, at 3 a.m. : he whispers to his reflection: ââŚHusband potential, huhâŚ? Like, theoretically, if sheâNOPE. Abort mission. Shutting down.â
Ortho: âBrother, your flame turned pink again.â
âThatâs the GPU overheating from emotional latency!!â
Jade Leech
The universe couldâve let you rest. It couldâve buried your words in the deep sea, where all embarrassing things go. But no â fate decided that Azul Ashengrotto would be the first to know.
He was sipping his espresso when someone (definitely Floyd) slid over your little note, dramatic as a soap opera reveal. âIf I ever had to pick a husband, Jadeâs got potential. He looks as if heâd remember anniversaries and feed you poisoned tea with love.â
Azul choked so hard the Lounge staff thought heâd seen their profit reports. When Jade walked in, Azul was halfway through planning a marketing campaign titled âEngagement Packages: Romantic Dinners by the Coral Sea.â
âMy, my. Thatâs quite the compliment. I didnât realize my domestic appeal was⌠under such scrutiny.â
Azul: âScrutiny? Jade, she called you husband potential! Thatâs a lifelong investment! Hmm. A profitable one, Iâd say.â
Smiles, calmly setting down his tray. âShould I⌠thank her personally? Or would that be too forward?â
Floyd: âJADEEEEE, YOU SHOULD PROPOSE AT THE LOUNGE!! IâLL RECORD IT!!â
Azul: âNO PUBLICITY STUNTS IN MY ESTABLISHMENT!!â
âI see, so this flusters you too, Azul?â
Azul: âIâm not flustered! Iâm entrepreneurially concerned!â
Later that night, he's journaling: âSubject: Human. Name: (y/n). Potentially will appear flustered when confronted about âhusband potential.â Must observe further. Possibly reciprocates.â
âHow delightful.â
Jamil Viper
It all began in the worst way possible: Kalimâs voice echoing through the entire dormitory like a divine announcement from the heavens you did not ask for.
âJAMILL!! GUESS WHAT! YOU ARE SOMEONE'S POTENTIAL HUSBAND!!â
Somewhere in the kitchen, a ladle dropped with silence. The kind of silence that makes you reconsider your place in the universe.
Jamil turned slowly, like a man facing his executioner, and uttered the most dangerous words: ââŚWho said that.â
âI have YOU, Kalim to take care of, three meals a day, twelve spontaneous parties a week, and fifty near-death experiences annually â I donât have time to be anyoneâs husband.â
Kalim: âBut youâd be so good at it!â
âThatâs exactly the problem!â
mutters to himself while picking up the ladle: âWho even said that? Who decided I haveââ
Kalim: âOh! It was [y/n]!â
Fight or Flight? NO! The world stops spinning. Eye twitch. Flame of repressed emotion ignites.
ââŚHer?â pause âNo. Nope. I donâtâ No. I have things to do. Important things. Like⌠rice.â
Kalim: âYouâre blushing!â
âIâM BOILING WATER, KALIM.â
proceeds to over-season the soup out of sheer emotional confusion.
âNo, thanks, Iâm busy. I have work, responsibilities, a dorm to manageâ who said it again? Her? Yeah, her? âŚSheâs out of her mind.â
five minutes later, chopping vegetables like his life depends on it.
âHusband potential⌠tch. Ridiculous.â ââŚStill. Sheâs got good taste.â
immediately looks horrified he said that out loud.
âI need a holiday. Away from you all and feelings.â
Leona Kingscholar
Between Ruggieâs laughter and the rustle of dry grass, your words escaped into the wild: âLeonaâs got husband potential. He respects women!â
A harmless statement.
Until Ruggie, the menace of the century, decided to inform the lion himself â while he was mid-nap, tail lazily swishing, the picture of divine annoyance wrapped in sunlight.
one eye opens slowly, sleepy and unimpressed. ââŚHusband potential, huh? You people really running out of options.â
Ruggie: âShe said itâs because you respect women!â
âThatâs the reason? Thatâs the whole thing? Has the bar fallen through the floor? Tartarus even?â
You, possibly defensive but flustered: âYou do respect women! Thatâs attractive!â
âAttractive? Herbivore, Iâm just not rude. Thatâs called basic manners.â
He sighs, but thereâs that tiny twitch of a smile at the corner of his mouth. âYou lot act like I handed you the moon just âcause I didnât talk over you.â
smirks âThough⌠canât say I hate the compliment.â
Ruggie: âSo you admit that you're a husband material!â
âTch. Donât push it. Iâm not gonna start cooking or doing couple selfies.â
leans back again, eyes half-lidded, smirk sharpening. âStill, youâve got taste. Iâll give you that.â
You: âSo you agree?â
âI agree youâre delusional, but Iâll allow it.â
aaannd with that, he goes right back to sleep. Tail flicks once â traitorously â like a punctuation mark of smug acceptance.
Could i request what overblot boys react to reader calling them "baby" or "babe" for the first time in the relationship? Like "thank you baby" after they hand you a book or something? I LOVE YOUR WRITING PLEASE
Witnesses Say It Was "Just One Baby/Babe"
Overblot boys x GN!reader
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a/nđ¨: Hiii~ Halooo~ thank you for loving, reading and requesting my humble writing𩷠this fic is meant to be a quick palate cleanser after my previous lengthy work. I wanted something lighthearted, easy to read, and focused on a simple, silly premise that made me smile while writing it. Hopefully it can be a fun little break for you toođЎđđŠľ
Riddle Rosehearts
The afternoon light spills gold across the dorm lounge, dust motes dancing between stacked books and teacups. You thank him so casuallyââThank you, baby.â It slips out like second nature, soft and warm.
His fingers freeze against the spine of the book that he casually passed it to you seconds ago yet now the bluish-gray eyes widening as scarlet slowly crawls up his neck to his ears like spilled ink on porcelain.
âB-Baby?! W-What kind of improperââ He cuts himself off, his voice faltering. Riddleâs grip tightens on the book before he presses it into your hands far too stiffly.
âI-I mean⌠if you insist on using such⌠intimate terms⌠at least warn me first.â
Riddle's lips press into a thin line as he tries to restore some semblance of order, but the unmistakable redness staining the tips of his ears keep betraying him long before he can. No amount of dignity or discipline can conceal just how flustered he truly is.
Leona Kingscholar
The room is lazy with heat, sunlight pooling over his sprawled form like melted amber. He hands you your forgotten handkerchief with his usual half-lidded annoyance. Then you smileââThanks, babe.â
The word lands like a pebble into still water. His tail flicks sharply.
â⌠Whatâd you call me?â His green eyes crack open wider, studying you like prey he wasnât expecting to bare its throat.
Slowly, a smirk curls across his lips.
"Heh. Took you long enough." Leona's chin resting against his palm, amusement and satisfaction glinting in his eyes. His posture remains languid, as though none of this truly mattersâbut the faint twitch of his tail betrays just how much it does.
Azul Ashengrotto
In the velvet-lit office of the lounge, he slides a stack of notes across to you with polished elegance. Your gratitude is easy, sweetââThank you, baby.â which instantly made the pen in his hand slips from his fingers and clatters against the desk.
â⌠Pardon?â
His smile faltersârare, genuine surprise breaking through the carefully crafted mask. His glasses catch the light as he adjusts them unnecessarily, buying himself time. âThat is⌠quite the affectionate term.â
Azul's cheeks tint pink despite himself, and he quickly clears his throat to recover.
âAndâ I'll have to charge you for that.â
On the outside, his fingers nervously fidget with his gloves. On the inside, he's in the middle of a full-blown spiral.
Jamil Viper
The dorm kitchen smells of cardamom and warm tea; Jamilâs movements are precise as ever. He passes you the star anise you asked for, and without thinking, you murmur, âThanks, babe.â He nearly drops the spoon in his hand.
â⌠What?â
His eyes narrowâin disbeliefâas he glances at you over his shoulder. Thereâs the faintest flush dusting his cheeks. âYou canât just say things like that while Iâm busy.â
Jamil turns back to the stove too quickly, with his shoulders visibly tense. But thereâs a tiny smile tugging at the corner of his mouth, betraying how much he liked it.
âYouâre troublesome.â
 Vil Schoenheit
Backstage mirrors cast everything in silver and gold as he hands you a script with flawless grace. Your voice glides outââThank you, baby.â He pauses, lashes fluttering as if youâd brushed a feather across his skin.
â⌠Baby?â
He repeats it like tasting an expensive perfume, testing the scent of it. His lips curve, elegant and sharp. âHow shameless. I supposed it suits me, doesnât it?â
Vil steps closer, tilting your chin up with practiced delicacy. Though perfectly composed, the warmth in his eyes softens. He brushes a strand of hair behind your ear, entirely composed with a gaze of satisfaction in his eyes.
âAt least your taste in pet names is refined.â
Idia Shroud
The glow of the monitors paints the room in shifting shades of sapphire, turning the darkness into something almost dreamlike. Pixels dance across Idia's face as he wordlessly offers you the controller, shoulders relaxed in the rare comfort of your company.
You take it with a smile. âThanks, babe.â
âEH?!â He jerks so hard his chair nearly tips over, hair flaring pink with embarrassment. His face goes nuclear red. âY-You canât just drop premium-level affection DLC like that without warning!â
Idia covers half his face with his sleeve, peeking at you through his fingers. His shoulders are hunched, practically vibrating. âB-Babe?? Likeâan actual romantic dialogue option, babe?!
He is going to replaying that moment on loop forever.
Malleus Draconia
Moonlight spills silver through ancient windows, catching on the dark green of his hair like woven starlight. He offers you a small flower with that quiet, reverent care only he possesses. Your fingers brush his as you say, âThank you, baby.â His breath catchesâsubtle, but unmistakable.
â⌠Baby.â
He repeats it low, almost wonderingly, like an ancient word rediscovered. His lime-green eyes soften, glowing faintly in the dark. âThat is what you call me?â
Malleus leans closer, towering with his gaze fixed wholly on you. Thereâs a rare vulnerability in the slight parting of his lips, the way his hand lingers near yours. âThen I shall treasure it⌠if it means I am yours.â
"Did you hear what happened to Housewarden Rosehearts?"
(ăďźžâ˝ďźž) Heyyy I loved your posts on here for a while so I thought I make I request for twisted wonderland characters like mallues and vil schoenheit and ace trappola with reader who's gonna show them there Halloween costume but the boys were expecting a attractive vampire or ghost instead get reader in those inflatable dinosaur costumes đ¤Ł
Dino-Soar Into Your Heart
characters: malleus / vil / ace x reader
summary: They thought they were getting a sexy vampire. What they got was an inflatable dinosaur with tiny arms, a wheezing fan, and the confidence of a god. Vil is buffering, Malleus is trying to find ancient symbolism, and Ace is already posting it to Magicam.
a/n đ¨: OKAY waitâthis idea is so cute and funny I actually lost it the moment I read âinflatable dinosaur costumeâ đđŚ thank you so much for requesting and reading my writing!! I hope you'll enjoy this one toođЎ
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đ Malleus Draconia
âAh, youâve chosen to embody... a fallen god of an ancient age?â
You whispered in his ear last week: âIâve got something very⌠special planned for Halloween.â
Malleus clutched that sentence to his chest like it was an ancient prophecy. He was elated.
He told Lilia about it. He meditated on it. He imagined you in something like a ghostly high priestess outfit, eyes glowing like embersâsomething befitting a dragonâs consort.
So when you stomp into the Diasomnia lounge looking like the illegitimate lovechild of a pool float and Jurassic Park, there is a pause.
A long one.
â...Is this... a ritual costume?â Malleus tilts his head slightly.
âAhem,â you squeak. âRawr means I love you in dinosaur.â
â...I see. You speak the tongue of the ancients.â
You turn around dramatically. The tail slaps Sebek square in the face.
âPROTECT THE PRINCEâTHE MONSTER HAS ATTACKEDââ
Lilia is screaming laughing. Heâs crying.
Malleus remains composed but you can see the glimmer of confusion in his eyes like a dial-up modem trying to process the joke.
Eventually he concludes:
âThis form is... formidable. Yes. The great beasts of old ruled unchallenged. Perhaps this is symbolic.â
He bows to you. Seriously. You are now the Monarch of Extinction.
đ Vil Schoenheit
âBeauty is pain. But this? This is... preposterous.â
You told him "Get ready to be blown away."
And you know what? Vil did. He exfoliated for you. Used his $90 serum. Set his camera to portrait mode, ready to immortalize your look like you were the cover model of Magicam Monthly.
Then the door creaks.
The fan kicks in.
You waddle inâPPPFFFTFTTHTHTHHTHHTHHTâhead-to-tail in squeaky, bobble-headed dinosaur glory.
Vilâs mouth opens. Then closes. Then opens again.
â...[y/n].â
âYes?â
âIs this a joke?â
You raise your tiny foam arms and go: âRAWR?â
âYou devour expectations, mon trĂŠsor!! A dinosaurâhow utterly unpredictable!!â Rook, behind him, is absolutely enthralled.
Vil inhales deeply. That signature beauty pageant patience.
âI cannot be photographed next to this. The lighting will bounce off the plastic and ruin the composition.â
âAw come on, you said you liked bold statements!â
âNot when they inflate themselves with a battery pack!!â
He makes you sit at the far end of the party photos.
But he still cuts fruit for you when your little dino hands can't grip a fork.
He mutters under his breath all night: âI shouldâve known when you said âblow them awayâ you meant it literally.â
âĽď¸ Ace Trappola
âI KNEW ITâYOUâRE JUST AS UNHINGED AS MEââ
The second you said âHalloween surprise,â this clown (lovingly ofc) was already preparing a 10/10 flirt line.
âYou gonna be a vampire babe and bite me? I wonât stop you~â
He was fully expecting fishnets. Fangs. Maybe some of that cursed vampire breath spray from Samâs shop.
But NO. You waddle in, stomping like a bipedal balloon with rage issues.
The head bobs. The fan wheezes. Your arms flap uselessly.
âHAPPY HALLOWEEN, LOSER.â
He absolutely dies.
Full-body laughter. He falls off the couch. He wheezes like a Victorian child with consumption.
âOH MY GODâLOOK AT YOUâYOU LOOK LIKE A CARNIVAL PRIZE ON DRUGSââ
He canât breathe. He calls Deuce. He forces everyone in Heartslabyul to come look.
âThis is my date. Be jealous.â
You try to sit down. The tail knocks over a candle. Cater screams. Trey has to mop up punch from the rug. Ace just yells, âWORTH IT.â
He offers to crawl inside the costume with you. âWe can be a two-headed dino. Ultimate power couple.â
So you chase him around the dorm flapping your arms. He shrieks and films it. Posts it to Magicam with:
âWhen your partner says theyâre bringing the heat⌠but itâs Jurassic.â
a/nđ¨: hi hi~ thank you so much for the requestđЎ~ I ended up writing this in a more lighthearted, slightly chaotic way instead of the usual serious toneâhope you enjoy it!
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Riddle Roseheart
The Heartsabyul Lounge existed in a state of fragile order, the kind that could only be described as artificial peaceâa silence stretched too thin, like glass waiting for the smallest fracture. The ticking clock above seemed louder than usual, each second a quiet accusation. Papers lay neatly, chairs aligned, breaths measured.
Beneath it all a chaos waited, all because you had made a mistake. The moment of impending doom. So you stood there, frozen in quiet horror, realizingâtoo lateâthat something was wrong. A rule forgotten. A detail overlooked. The kind of small, human error that should have meant nothing⌠and yet, in this room, meant everything.
Riddle notices it immediately , the tea isn't warm as usual. His head turns with precision and gaze sharpens. He sees it instantlyâthe hesitation, the panic, the inevitable downfall approaching like a guillotine disguised as discipline in your silhouette.
If the rule condemns you, then the rule is flawed.
If the rule is flawed, then it must be corrected.
And if it must be correctedâthen I shall correct it.
Riddle sighed a bit with his perfect posture. The calm before something deeply unreasonable. âDon't worry, there will be no punishment.â
âHUH?!â Ace practically launches out of his seat, pointing like heâs just witnessed a historical betrayal.
âSINCE WHEN?!â
Deuce slams his desk, equally outraged but for entirely different reasons. âBUT HOUSEWARDEN âTHATâS ILLEGALâWAIT, NOâTHATâS NOT FAIRâWAITâWHAT RULE IS THAT?!â
Riddle doubles down while sipping the tea. âRule 271,â he states, with the confidence of a man inventing reality faster than anyone can question it, âIn circumstances where environmental variables contribute to a studentâs unpreparedness, said student shall be exempt from punishment.â
âTHAT RULE DIDNâT EXIST YESTERDAYââ
âYOU FAILED ME FOR BREATHING WRONG LAST WEEKââ
âOH SO THEY GET SPECIAL TREATMENT?!â Ace shouts, already halfway into throwing hands.
âI STUDIED FOR NOTHING?!â Deuce yells back, somehow also throwing hands but in a morally righteous way.
Meanwhile, Riddle is still spiralling.
Yes. Yes. For (y/n).
This is correct, logical, and fairness.
His attention remains entirely on you. His gaze sharp, searchingânot for guilt or for fault, but for the absence of fear.
âYou will not be punished,â Riddle repeats, quieter now, as if anchoring reality itself to that statement.
âIâM FIGHTING FOR JUSTICEââ Deuce is already flabbergasted to see his Housewarden bending the rule.
âYOUâRE FIGHTING BECAUSE YOUâRE LOSINGââ Ace on the other hand is huffing in the background.
âRule 272,â Riddle adds calmly, not even looking back,
âNo fighting in the dormitory lounge.â
â⌠It is only proper,â he says at last, adjusting his gloves with quiet finality, âthat the rules serve their intended purpose and their purpose⌠is not to harm you.â
Silver Vanrouge
The cafeteria sprawled before him like a city in chaos: trays clattering, voices rising and falling like tides, elbows swinging with the precision of careless swordsmen. Silver observed quietly, as usual, his expression composedâhalf-lidded, calm, as though nothing here could disturb his equilibrium.
Until he noticed you.
The sight of you struggling through the crowd, hands flailing for a tray, dodging stray elbows like a lone wanderer in enemy territory⌠it stirred something in him. A familiar, dreadful clarity passed through his thoughts that this is no ordinary peril. This is a test of duty, of vigilance, of honour.
Now, my true trial comes not from monsters, nor from traitors, nor from shadows of evilâbut from students wielding trays and ignorance with equal recklessness. I shall intervene by managing the queue line. Yes.
Silver steps forward, hands folding with meticulous care, his gaze sweeping the cafeteria. Every student attempting to cut ahead is met with a polite but immovable barrier of authority. âPlease return to your position,â he intones, voice calm but carrying the weight of inevitable consequences. One accidentally bumps your shoulderâhe gently but firmly redirects them with the precision of a general rearranging troops on a battlefield.
Whenever the tray rattles near you, Silverâs reflexes catch it. His hair falls into his eyes but with a yawn threatens. He straightens immediately and reminding himself thatâ You are the crown of my duty. Even in the absurdity of mashed potatoes and mystery meat, my responsibility is absolute.
Once you are finally seated, safe amid the chaos of a cafeteria turned war zone, Silver stands, adjusting his uniform with his expression unreadable. Yet beneath that composed mask lingers the faintest trace of satisfaction, a whisper to himself: I have managed the line. I have protected the reader. I have honoured Fatherâs example.
Sebek Zigvolt
The halls of the college stretched long and silent, but silence is never truly innocent. Somewhere in the distance, a muffled shriekâa sound of desperate indignationârose like a warning siren. The air thickened, as though the universe itself hesitated before hurling calamity upon an unsuspecting soul: you. Sebekâs chest tightened from the unbearable knowledge that catastrophe often strikes in the guise of triviality.
Slowly, the absurd threat reveals itself. Ace and Grim, locked in their eternal duel of petty grievances, had discovered a singular pudding cup, and in their unholy clash, the dessertâgleaming with cold, quivering malevolenceâwas flung across the corridor.
It's trajectory was precise.
It's target unmistakable: you.
Sebekâs protective obsession ignites as swift as caffeinated Floyd on a marble floor, which is far more terrifying than any reasonable mortal should ever witness. The pudding hurtling toward youâflung by Ace and Grim in their petty duel of prideâwas no longer dessert.
Now, it was the embodiment of doom itself, quivering, wobbling, threatening everything he held dear.
Every step he took was measured, yet somehow dramatic enough to suggest the world itself had slowed in awe of his heroism. His gloved hand shot out, catching the pudding midair, and in the process, brushing against your arm with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. He muttered, half to the pudding, half to Ace and Grim, half-terrified of his own feelingsâ
âI⌠do not care what it is⌠YOU. WILL. NOT. BE. HURT. BY. THIS⌠TREACHEROUS⌠DESSERT.â
[similar story of this ver of Sebek ]
Lilia Vanrouge
The classroom was a battlefield of monotony: papers rustling, pens scratching, students slouching in resigned agony at the tyranny of routine. Yet, Lilia perceived the true dangerânot the teacherâs words, not the tedious lecture nor the ticking of the clockâbut you, quietly panicking, your homework forgotten, your very soul teetering on the precipice of academic doom.
He watched with heart constricting, as you fumbled in your bag, eyes wide with silent terror, realizing too late that the assignment was not in your bag.
How cruel~ he thought, to allow this fate to befall someone so precious. I cannot allow this. I will shield you from the oppressive forces of homework and expectation. I will intervene where logic dares not tread.
In the quietest, most elegant swoop imaginable, he leans close. His voice is low, velvet, dangerous in its tenderness: âYou will not face this trial⌠not while I exist.â
Before you can protest, he has gathered your books, swept your bag into his arms, and ushered you from the classroom with the subtlety of a shadow and the audacity of a storm.
Shall I allow (y/n) to suffer under the tyranny of forgotten homework? ~
Lilia navigates corridors with the precision of a master tactician, slipping past teachers and startled classmates. Every step is a silent declaration of I exist to protect you, to save you from all threats, even the most mundane.
He pauses at the window, looking back at you with a gaze so intense it could ignite paper into flames. âCome,â he whispers, âfreedom awaits⌠and I will ensure that no assignment, no rule, no tyrant shall touch you while I breathe.â He extends a hand, elegant and inevitable, as if fate itself has conspired to make this moment possible.
Outside the classroom, the world seems suddenly lighter, the air charged with ridiculous romance. Lilia stands tall with one arm around your shoulder, the other holding your bag of doom. His expression is serene, unreadable⌠but the faintest curve at the corner of his lips betrays the thrill of absurd devotion:
I will protect you.
I have broken the rules.
I have made the mundane heroic.
Fufufu~ and I would do it again, infinitely, for you.
Malleus Draconia
The heat lingered, oppressive and unmoving, clinging to the air like an invisible hand that refused to let go. Even the shadows seemed to wilt beneath it. And in the midst of this suffocating stillness, you spokeâsoftly, almost absentmindedly â ââŚitâs a little hot.â
To anyone else, it would have been a passing complaint yet to him, it was a declaration of suffering.
The moment of realization. Malleus turns, eyes narrowing slightlyâ in something far more dangerous called concern. You are uncomfortable. The world, in that instant, has failed its most fundamental duty.
What is a world that dares inconvenience you? What is nature, if it cannot bend to your comfort? If the sun itself burdens you, then perhaps⌠the sun has overstayed its welcome.
Swiftly, the sky darkens. Clouds gatherâ summoned by an ancient command. The thunder rolls, deep and reverent, like the heavens themselves apologizing all while Malleus is completely sincere. He looks down at you, expression calm, almost pleased. âIs this better?â he asks, as rain begins to pourânot gently, not politely, but with dramatic, world-ending enthusiasm.
Lightning continues to cracks across the sky, illuminating him like a figure from legend. Once again, to Malleus, this is not excessive. This is reasonable. This is care. If the heat troubles you, then I shall remove it entirely.
Meanwhile, in the background. Somewhere across the Savannah Claw Dormitory, Ruggie is screaming in absolute despair as sheetsâvery expensive, very Leona-approved sheetsâare instantly drenched. âOIâWHO MESSED WITH THE WEATHER?!â
Leona, who had specifically told Ruggie to left his laundry out to dry, slowly opens one eye⌠and chooses violence.
Malleus is utterly unbothered. None of this reaches him nor none of it matters. His entire world narrows to you, standing before him, now significantly less hot (and significantly more soaked). He tilts his head slightly, observing you with quiet satisfaction. âIf you are still uncomfortable,â he murmurs, voice low, almost tender, âI can summon a gentler storm.â
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You traced your fingers along his jaw, hesitant but insistent, and whispered, âSebek⌠I missed you a lot.â The words trembled, soft wind falling in the quiet of the almost-empty dorm hallway.
He froze with pupils widening, as if your touch had carved a hollow straight into him, and for a heartbeat, the world shrank to the space between your hands and his face.
âY-you! I-Iâm here physically because you dragged me. What else do you want?! Also,âitâs almost past dorm curfew as Lord Malleusââ His voice stammered, a jagged melody of panic, pride, and something that could have been fearâor maybe longing. You watched him struggle to find words, chest rising, composure cracking, the rigid air around him trembling in ways only you could feel.
âThen⌠kiss,â you said softly as you tiptoing to lean closer. âI want a kiss.â You asked it like Ace once asked you to copy homeworkâsimple, direct, unapologetic, and absolutely inevitable.
Sebekâs inhale hitched violently, his hands hovered, unsure if they could defy curfew, propriety, or his own racing heart. He froze as if the world itself was holding its breath.
Then, voice low and ragged, almost a whisper against the quiet night, he stammered, âW-where⌠where shall Iâkiss you⌠tonight?â
The tension snapped, sharper than petals bursting from your chest, your heart skipping in tandem, but the answerâwhere, how, whenâhung between you, unspoken, daring, waiting.
a/n: OKAYYYYYYY good night everyone~ i miss writing sebek (thankfully i have two requests that involve sebek ehehehe so this shortttt read is just quick indulgence of Sebek)
a/n đ¨: At last, lips. YES, I wrote a kiss on the LIPS. Nothing too spicy, just fluff, because in this household we yearn like the rent is due!! Forehead and hand kisses are my usual brand of salvation, but now that I have 500+ followers in this cafeteriađŠˇâŚ I present: chaos served cold, freshly baked, and delivered straight to your hearts.
Lilia loved like a secret song, one he hummed just out of reach. He smiled too easily, joked too often, as if mischief were a shield, but tonight there was something unguarded in his gaze. The moon caught in his hair, pale and soft, and for once, he did not pretend to not notice the way you watched him. âYou look at me like youâre waiting for something,â he said lightly, then quieter, âand I wonder if I have been cruel for making you wait.â
He had always been all almost. Fingers brushing yours and then pulling away, kisses pressed to your knuckles with exaggerated flair, laughter hiding the way his eyes lingered. But yearning, when ignored long enough, becomes honest. He stepped closer, tilting his head, studying your face like a memory he wanted to keep. âIf I cross that line,â he murmured, voice low and warm, âI will not pretend it means nothing.â His hand lifted, slow, giving you time to stop him.
You did not.
The kiss was unhurried, soft at first, then deepening in a way that made your chest ache. It felt like being chosen, not teased, not delayed, but finally held in place. His lips lingered, warm and careful, as if he were memorizing you. When he pulled back, his smile was gone, replaced by something gentler, almost shy. His forehead rested against yours. âI have wanted to do that for a very long time,â he confessed. And for once, there was no joke to soften it.
Sebek loved with the severity of a vow. It lived in the way he straightened when you approached, as if devotion required discipline, and in the way his voice softened only for you, like a secret he feared the world might overhear. Tonight, the air felt dense with everything he had never said. Moonlight clung to the edges of his armour, turning him into something half myth, half trembling heart. âI⌠I have been patient,â he said, voice low, almost unsure. âBut patience does not mean absence of feeling.â
You had always known his restraint as gentleness. The familiar brush of his lips to your forehead, the reverent press to your knuckles, each one a promise carefully folded away. But yearning matures into something heavier, something that presses on the ribs. When he looked at you now, eyes bright and unguarded, it was as though he had finally reached the end of a long argument with himselfâand lost. His hands found your sides, tentative, warm. âIf I overstep,â he murmured, âtell me. I would rather ache than harm you.â
His kiss was slow, deliberate, and unbearably tender. Sebek's lips met yours like a question, then lingered as if he were learning the answer by heart. There was no rush, only the quiet intensity of finally being allowed to stay. You felt the faint hitch of his breath, the careful pressure, the way he leaned in just a little more, as though he might dissolve if he didnât. When he finally pulled back, his forehead rested against yours, eyes closed. âI have wanted this,â he confessed softly, âfor longer than I know how to say.â
Vil loved with intention. Nothing about him was careless, least of all his heart. When he stood before you, moonlight tracing the sharp elegance of his features, it felt as though you were being studiedânot judged, but seen, fully. His gaze lingered, searching your face with a softness he allowed no one else to witness. âDo you know,â he asked quietly, âhow exhausting it is to want something and refuse it every day?â His voice was steady, but his eyes betrayed him.
He had always touched you like you were something precious. Fingers adjusting your collar, a gentle hold at your wrist, kisses placed with ceremonial care on your hand, your temple. Always close, never crossing. But tonight, the distance between you felt unbearable, like a silence stretched too thin. He lifted a hand, hesitated, then cupped your cheek. âIf I ruin this,â he murmured, âI will never forgive myself.â His thumb brushed beneath your eye, tender, almost reverent.
When he kissed you, it was slow enough to feel deliberate, but warm enough to make your breath catch. Not a performance. Not a statement. A confession. His lips lingered just long enough to make you forget how to stand, how to think, how to breathe properly. When he pulled back, only barely, his forehead rested against yours. âYou undo me...â he whispered, not as a complaint, but as truth. And in that quiet space between your breaths, you realized he had never been afraid of loving youâonly of how deeply he already did.