#kcmalice

leave it to the punning master B)

Hi! 

I’m pretty sure you’re one of my anons over on AO3. I have a mental list of followers who reblog certain posts from me (though you never add tags) and filter that against my anons. I’m just creepy that way. Also, I once worked in guest relations at a popular theme park and part of my job was tracking down real addresses from things like partially complete wallets. *shrugs*

I’m mostly okay except for some mildly suicidal bouts recently, largely spurred by cabin fever. I’ve grounded myself on sick leave until I can see my orthopedist next week and found out if I: a) twisted my knee, b)sprained my knee or c) blew a ligament. That last option would be sad, inconvenient and slightly expensive (though I have even better injury oriented insurance than I did last time). Confession: I’m hoping my ortho prescribes me a cool sports brace so I can wear one on both knees and pretend I’m robocop.

Consequently, I’ve slept a great deal, not done much housework as that requires standing, boredom cooked (cookies and a fabulous turkey-mushroom-bean stew), scheduled various overdue doctor appointments, begun tracking down my former rheumatologist to get ahold of my previous records and done some therapy shopping. Though it’s mostly stuff I need rather than want.

The rheumo is the hardest part because many of them won’t accept fibro patients. We’re too “needy” and often require difficult to manage pain medications. You’ve been following me long enough to know that I’m the opposite of needy and athletic enough that my ortho was surprised I even questioned the term athlete. But, I’m like that because my maintenance medications work very well for me, including my potentially addictive pain meds. Frustratingly, only about one third of pain med patients abuse their meds, and half of those do so by under-dosing yet many doctors act like we’re a bunch of addicts.

Alternatively texts Moiraine “come to wherever for a reel good time”.

Siuan texts Moiraine almost exclusively in fishing puns

KC whispered for some hijack who am I to say no

4:If you have more multiple Grey Wardens, are they in different/parallel universes or in the same one?

I have two Wardens in my ‘canon’ world: Aayla Tabris and Niah Surana. In my own special world of headcanon, they both are alive, become Grey Wardens, and survive the archdemon. I tend to focus on Aayla more, because she is the Warden to me, and I’ve just spent more time on her. She is the Hero of Ferelden who killed the archdemon, or that is at least what everyone assumes. Niah prefers not to have too much attention on her.

The rest of my Wardens aren’t really that important to me (except maybe my Aeducan which I’ll finish ONE DAY) and they all exist in an alternate universe, basically

29:What is your Warden’s favourite color?

Hmmm….

Aayla’s is probably green, because green means life. Niah’s is yellow, like the sunshine.

I can tell you for sure that blue and red are both of their least favorite colors.

30:What is your Warden’s favourite food?

For Aayla it would be something simple like freshly made bread. Because it’s so simple, but if you’re a poor elf from an alienage, you’d never think of bread as soft and warm. You wouldn’t even realize how good it could be until you tried it right out of the oven for the first time

This has been a big year for me and honestly I wouldn’t change a thing this post is going to be about my year and I don’t know how to put a read more on mobile so I’m sorry for the length of this I’m going to tag people that mean a lot to me and have helped me this year