#katarikat

Aries: "I'm basically immortal now, so if anyone wants to stab me go ahead"

Taurus: "In Canada we have three national sports: in summer, its lacrosse, in winter it's hockey and year round it's jaywalking"

Gemini: "Your generation is too tall, for your homework I want you all to remove half of your legs"

Cancer: "Teenage boys are having a lot of sex with a lot of different people, including furries"

Leo: "It's not that I'm gay, I'm just an ally. I've just also had sex with many allies"

Virgo: "I hate forks. I'm working on a song about it. Cardi B will be here any minute"

Libra: "That was gay life back then. Where was I going with this again?"

Scorpio: "Homocide is sexy"

Sagittarius: "I'm Catholic. Fuck Catholics. Fuck the Pope."

Capricorn: "Hmm. This tastes like stroke"

Aquarius: "Mice are infinite. All matter is mouse matter"

The Tibetan Sand Fox, or as I like to call it, the Judgement Fox, kinda looks like a small child's botched attempt at drawing the Doge meme.

What's odd about them is that they are, well, suprisingly super normal. Tibetan foxes behave similarly to almost all other fox species; they are solitary creatures which hunt small prey (such as rodents), and will occasionally feed on carrion of livestock. Their anatomy is similar to other foxes as well, except for the fact that they have a stocky build that makes them look like a living Fursuit.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy somewhere at a convention. I call them Judgment Foxes due to their unusually short snout and flat, concave foreheads that make them look eerily.. human like.

Doesnt he just look like a grumpy grandpa that would smoke a cigar and tell you about the war? Fortunately these wannabe Fursonas have a wide range throughout the flats of Tibet and China, and thus are categorized as Least Concern in their conservation status. That means that you'll have plenty of their not-so-friendly faces judging you for many more years to come :)

Aries: Fire/Fighting

Taurus: Rock/Grass

Gemini: Normal/Dark

Cancer: Water/Ice

Leo: Fire/Dragon

Virgo: Ground/Psychic

Libra: Fairy/Flying

Scorpio: Dark/Poison

Sagittarius: Ground/Flying

Capricorn: Steel/Dragon

Aquarius: Flying/Electric

Aries: A true know-it-all even when they’re wrong, LOVES attention, only shares their emotions with certain people.

Taurus: Comes off as lazy but really just lacks motivation, loves to stand out but doesn’t necessarily like attention, fiercely loyal, ticking time bomb of emotion.

Gemini: Quiet and reserved, easygoing and understanding, outdoorsy, borderline psychopath sometimes.

Cancer: A true meme expert, cries over meaningless things and gets over it in like an hour, hopeless romantic, thinks they’re a lot cooler than they are.

Leo: Short tempered, craves affection and shuts down without loving reassurance, insecure and anxious, will fight you over literally nothing.

Virgo: Nitpicky but in a good way, loud and easy to find in crowds, gives good advice, claims to be a relationship guru but has never been in a successful relationship.

Libra: Ignores basic instructions, friendly and fairly sociable, easy going but kind of a pushover, makes terrible decisions.

Scorpio: Emotional wreck, either wants to kill somebody or kill themselves at any given time, always horny, has no filter and can be quite hilarious because of it, probably emo.

Sagittarius: Literally the funniest people you’ll ever meet, sarcastic asshole, borderline genius but is modest about their own intelligence, probably hates everyone.

Capricorn: Follows trends but adds own flare, either super mature or super immature there is literally no in-between, a slut for desserts, total nerd.

Aquarius: Loves to have control of situations and has a breakdown when they lose it, will call you out on your bullshit, thinks they’re the most important person in the room and is probably right.

Gryffindor: Leo, Aries, Gemini

Slytherin: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Cancer

Hufflepuff: Libra, Pisces, Taurus