#kaniks

(scorn murmuring in agreement)

Hiraks, signing: //Pirrha reads…//

Yaviks: "But can he do the voices? The Sov prince does the voices."

Kaniks, turning his attention to Pirrha immediately with an eager voice: "Ooo! Yes, yes! Pirrha talk like wooden boy!"

Pirrha, uncomfortably raising all four of his hands: "I don't-"

(barons and observing scorn all clammering together, commanding Pirrha to "do the wooden boy voice")

Pirrha: (closes his eyes and grits his teeth in frustration before reluctantly submitting to their demands)

Pirrha: (in a zesty, high-pitched voice) "Oh, I'm a little wooden boy and I'm made of- my legs are sticks!" (clears throat awkwardly)

(a momentary silence of disappointment and discomfort befalls the scorn)

because everyone is taller than her, Araskes and maybe Kaniks and Reksis (don't ask me why it just seems like a thing Reksis would do) put things (ether canisters, tools, spare parts etc.) on really high shelves just to watch her get mad that she can't reach them, and also sometimes put HER on the high shelves and laugh as they watch her try to get down without splatting on the floor

FIKRUL - The Fanatic

You consider yourself a team player but your fireteam members have... Different ideas about that...

ELYKRIS - The Machinist

You really Really... Really miss the Wrath of the Machine raid. But hey, we have outbreak perfected now so it's not that big of a deal? .... Right?

HIRAKS - The Mindbender

You think Oryx is hot, which I mean. Who can blame you? He is. Bonafide monster fucker here boys.

ARASKES - The Trickster

Either you're a Big Lesbian or you think the trickster's name is the coolest. Both valid reasons.

REKSIS VAHN - The Hangman

This is the favorite baron of the hunter mains that immediately put on the scorned baron vest, prodigal mask, and shards of galanor after the cinematic with a dredgen in it. You know who you are.

KANIKS - The Mad Bomber

You think LOLXDWAFFLE humor is genuinely funny, albeit secretly. It's okay, cringe culture is dead, sing a song with your bff Kaniks, I won't stop you.

PIRRHA - The Rifleman

You think being good at sniping in PvP is a personality trait. Heads up, it's not. You're just as insufferable as Pirrha here.

YAVIKS - The Rider

SRL was the only PvP you were good at and you're pissed they haven't brought it to D2 yet.

ULDREN SOV - The Crow

Destiny-tober Day 12: Fallen

This is the canvas;

And these are her plans: 

yaviks loves raunchy shit, physical stuff’s funny too. 

kaniks likes knock knock jokes and slapstick. also you know those moments in classic spongebob where someone would just explode for no given reason? he’d lose his mind at that

hiraks loves dad jokes/wit-wordplay, also a little bit of self-deprecation humor as well. he knows how it goes

elykris enjoys observational comedy, maybe improv too

pirrha enjoys the dark stuff, also wordplay as well but the more “refined” sort of stuff. doesn’t care for dad jokes too much but may have accidentally chuckled at a couple of hiraks’

araskes LOVES well thought out pranks, as well as people failing to guess certain riddles