#pirrha

Eliksni rating pt 2 electric boogaloo [pt 1 here]

I did a LOT of rambling in this I'm sorry I'm getting SO FUCKING PASSIONATE I love researching Eliksni so much and I'm finding so many new ones I didn't know about

If you want me to rate someone I haven't already feel free to send in an ask abt it I will GLADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(scorn murmuring in agreement)

Hiraks, signing: //Pirrha reads…//

Yaviks: "But can he do the voices? The Sov prince does the voices."

Kaniks, turning his attention to Pirrha immediately with an eager voice: "Ooo! Yes, yes! Pirrha talk like wooden boy!"

Pirrha, uncomfortably raising all four of his hands: "I don't-"

(barons and observing scorn all clammering together, commanding Pirrha to "do the wooden boy voice")

Pirrha: (closes his eyes and grits his teeth in frustration before reluctantly submitting to their demands)

Pirrha: (in a zesty, high-pitched voice) "Oh, I'm a little wooden boy and I'm made of- my legs are sticks!" (clears throat awkwardly)

(a momentary silence of disappointment and discomfort befalls the scorn)

FIKRUL - The Fanatic

You consider yourself a team player but your fireteam members have... Different ideas about that...

ELYKRIS - The Machinist

You really Really... Really miss the Wrath of the Machine raid. But hey, we have outbreak perfected now so it's not that big of a deal? .... Right?

HIRAKS - The Mindbender

You think Oryx is hot, which I mean. Who can blame you? He is. Bonafide monster fucker here boys.

ARASKES - The Trickster

Either you're a Big Lesbian or you think the trickster's name is the coolest. Both valid reasons.

REKSIS VAHN - The Hangman

This is the favorite baron of the hunter mains that immediately put on the scorned baron vest, prodigal mask, and shards of galanor after the cinematic with a dredgen in it. You know who you are.

KANIKS - The Mad Bomber

You think LOLXDWAFFLE humor is genuinely funny, albeit secretly. It's okay, cringe culture is dead, sing a song with your bff Kaniks, I won't stop you.

PIRRHA - The Rifleman

You think being good at sniping in PvP is a personality trait. Heads up, it's not. You're just as insufferable as Pirrha here.

YAVIKS - The Rider

SRL was the only PvP you were good at and you're pissed they haven't brought it to D2 yet.

ULDREN SOV - The Crow