#juice boy

He said yo your head freaky lemme hit. And I said absolutely

Stop being talented I’m going to hit you with a skateboard

You have John Mulaney as a stand?!?!

But anxiety is like the cool smoker aunt who hangs out on your shoulder

It's always nice to have someone terrified of you. Makes ya feel important

You are a scourge upon these lands

She said car jacking. You gotta make the car nut

I love how into proving how not homophobic you are through your choice of yaoi

Universes have no will other than making Lego ninjago happen in every one

You are no one's specialest princess. So your will is to be unfulfilled

I need you to be tarred and feathered for this

My mom still calls you guys my platonic harem

I just woke up from my nap in a cold sweat to Madagascar on the tv

I'm thanking you for the encouragement but just know I'm disappointed

get peggy with it

JFK Theory: time portal

Every day the world looks a little blurrier

I think I need to confront this old man. I need to know his deal

Bro was like a triple black belt at napping

Full out make out sesh with the bit

Because you don't know the first thing about Tinky Winky!

Where there's cope there's hope

I think I should hook people up to some sort of contraption

Do you think I could catfish college guys on tinder into somehow being my nemesi