#lmk fic

"I don't need compliments from you" You scoffed at him. He chuckled, a hand reaching up to hold your leg. "Awh, I'm hurt" he said with a fake frown "I thought if I let you win, you'd cheer up a bit". "Let me-?" You repeated suspiciously. Your words were cut short when he suddenly pushed you back, causing you to stumble as he lifted himself from the ground. "I've been doing this for, what, six centuries?" Wukong said, his tail wrapping around your waist. You looked up, seeing his golden eyes staring right into yours, with that stupid soft smile back on his face

"Maybe you should do your homework before fighting the monkey who took on heaven, eh, gorgeous?" He asked, only becoming more amused seeing your frustrated expression. You turned out of his hold, stepping back with a deep huff. "Why play this game?" You asked, pointing your weapon "Do you demons really enjoy playing with your food that much?"

"Food?" Wukong asked, a hearty chuckle coming from him "Ah, no. I'm not that type of demon. I usually eat whatever I can make" he said. To illustrate his point, he plucked out a strand of hair to blow on. After a brief flash of gold, he held a medium sized box in his hands, topped with a bow. He held it out to you "Here, try some. You must be hungry after all that running"

"I'm not gonna eat your hair" you replied, stepping back a bit more "What's it gonna do? Turn me to stone? Give me claws and fangs like you?". "Uhh.. it might give you a stomach ache if you eat it too fast?" Wukong guessed, looking over the box "I don't know, it's never been an issue for me or the kid". "You fed those to MK?" You asked, completely appalled. "Well yeah, he gets hungry during training" Wukong said. He then shrugged, holding the box close. "Look, if you don't want it-"

"Hand it over" you interrupted, holding your hand out. Wukong raised an eyebrow, smug once more. He passed it over, and you almost snatched it from his hold. Opening it, you found nothing but neatly organized mantou with a pineapple bun on the side, finished off with the inclusion of youtiao. None of it looked off, and if anything it smelled great. You closed the lid, keeping it in your hands "I'll make sure you didn't tamper with it. Who knows what kind of tricks you're capable of". "If that makes you happy, go for it" Wukong shrugged

You rolled your eyes, beginning to walk back the way you came. Clearly this Monkey King was trying to get on your good side, but why? Maybe you couldn't take him down yet, but analyzing his 'gifts' would be a good start. And it did smell really good... maybe a bite or two wouldn't hurt. Just to see if it's got anything inside it! Maybe he tricked the taste or something! Yes yes, all a very practical search, you reassured yourself. Indulgence for the greater good!

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