#joygrave

ANYWAYS the idea came to me after seeing this post where i wrote some fun lore in the tags. ill put everything under the cut so it doesnt clog the dash <3

ITS MIIIIDNIGHT

***general warning for Cringe and tw for vampire death***

[NARATOR aka danwave on his influencer account]

It was just another routine #ghost checkup at an #abandoned house, to make sure the property is #SafeForSale, which is on #discount as of now over at @joygrave btw, when the most #horrifying experience of my life happened....

[shot of the entire house at a low angle, everything is dark, but w a slightly purple tint] [scene cuts to the living room, its empty] [danwave is there, in the @joygrave uniform]

DANWAVE: *muffled singing* *dancing across the room* last night i killed a ghost that w-

[a weird noise interrupts the singing]

DANWAVE: *looks around confused* *smirks* ohh seems we've got a ghost in here *checks the ghost detector* huh. its not showing anything *smacks it a couple times* *gets worried*

[a dark figure looms over behind him] [danwave is oblivious to the fact]

DANWAVE: *to himself* guess its probably just the draft [:D]

[NARATOR]

It was, in fact, much more than just the #draft

[danwave turns to close the window that he could've sworn was closed] [he catches a glimpse of something moving in the corner of his eye]

DANWAVE: guess we DO have a ghost in here after all [>:)] *he takes out the ghost detector* *drops it*

[NARATOR]

and as i leaned over to pick the #ghost #detector up from the ground i felt a cold hand on my shoulder. Thinking it was a #ghost i pulled out the Joygrave Ghost Vacuum™

[ghost vacuum noises ensue] [danwave turns around] [the ghost vacuum makes a weird sound] [danwaves flashlight illuminates the supposed #ghost and reveals a vampire lady]

VAMPIRE LADY: *removes the ghost vacuum from her face* *hisses and prepares to lunge at danwave*

DANWAVE: *incoherent screaming*

[NARATOR]

I kid you not, what i thought would be a #ghost was something far scarier. A whole, very #real #vampire! My entire #life #flashed before my eyes in that very #moment. But then the most #unexpected thing happened

[another figure appears and tackles the vampire lady]

DANWAVE: *screaming intensifies* WHAT THE HELL *continues screaming* *hides in a corner*

[a fight between the vampire and the mysterious stranger ensues]

STRANGER: DIE YOU FOUL CREATURE *stabs the vampire lady*

VAMPIRE LADY: *screeches*

DANWAVE: *screaming incoherently* AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED HER

STRANGER: ..... *crouching over the vampire lady*

VAMPIRE LADY: *is dead*

[NARATOR]

I didnt know what was going on but i handled everything with #dignity.

[stranger turns around, still crouching. his eyes glow a bright red]

DANWAVE: *whispering softly* what the heck what the heck what the–

STRANGER: *stands up* *makes a tired smile, revealing his fangs*

DANWAVE: *crying* NOT ANOTHER ONE

[stranger starts walking towards danwave standing in the corner]

DANWAVE: *crying even more* PLEASE DONT KILL ME IM TOO YOUNG I HAVE SO MANY SONGS I WANT TO WRITE AND GHOSTS TO KILL AND *incoherent babbling*

STRANGER: *reaches out his hand for a handshake* fear not dear fellow, that menace is gone and will be taken care of.

DANWAVE: *nervous laughter* *reluctantly goes to shake the strangers hand* hahaha what the-

STRANGER: Diordan van Smith, at your service *reaches for his pocket and pulls out a business card* give us a call if you notice sinister activity like this again

DANWAVE: *is petrified but engages in conversation* i- im Daniel.. of- of joygrave... h- here *hands diordan joygraves business card* in- in case you come across a- a ghost...

DIORDAN: why, thank you kind sir, but now i must bid you farewell

DANWAVE: wait but what about th- that  *points at the very dead vampire*

DIORDAN: oh, of course i almost forgot about... it *he says it with clear disgust* dont you worry about that, we will take care of it after you leave *smiles tiredly*

DANWAVE: W- we?? No, in fact dont tell me im just– going to leave. yeah. im leaving. yes. uh. goodbye— whats your name again?

DIORDAN: Diordan.

DANWAVE: oh. yeah. well uh goodbye then, Diordan....

[danwave rushes out of the house and promptly drives off to write a long caption about this on @joygrave's official account]

DIORDAN: what a strange bloke ;–;

joygrave are ghost busters!!! idk how many paranormal and supernaturwl things can live in one simple au but nevermind that!!

yall know now by joywave? ofc u do <3 anyways here it goes.

in the chorus danwave says:

sounds familiar?

and then in the 2nd verse we have these lyrics.

does it ring a bell??

IN CONCLUSION