(6x15)
Kai: Finally. I was about to use that bedpan for more practical reasons..
Jo: MOTUS! Talked to Dad. Guess who’s not sick? Him. Liv. And I’m feeling pretty good right now too, which leads me to believe that I’m not gonna die any time soon, so what’s your game? TELL ME!
Kai: I don’t have a game! GOD! As much as my suffering might bring you pleasure or whatever, this is not the way to handle this situation.
Jo: Is this all just a ploy for you to get more magic?
Kai: It’s a ploy for us all to stay alive, actually. However, I’m sorry if that seems selfish-
Jo: I don’t believe you! Because you’re a liar. And you are the worst kind of liar, because your lies sound so much like the truth, it is impossible for me to tell the difference.
Kai: You’re right. I am a liar, alright? I’m the black sheep. You know, the defective twin that nobody wanted. Must feel real nice for you to stand here - judging me. Surrounded by all the things that you got out of life while I spent 18 years in isolation as the family reject. And let me tell you: Every inch of me wants to kill you for that. EVERY PART! But I can’t. Because the only way that I can survive is if you help me. And I’d like to live - frankly. Because I didn’t get to do a whole lot of that before everyone decided that I wasn’t worth it..
Jo: I’ll give it to you. But under one condition: You take it, get out of my life. I never want you anywhere near me - ever again.
Kai: Fine!
Jo: I am not finished!
Kai: Shocker.
Jo: If you break your promise - I’ll kill you. I’ll take myself and our entire coven down with you. Because I don’t wanna live another minute afraid of my own brother. You got it?
Kai: Got it.
No explanation needed, really, but I simply just needed this on my dash again. The most underrated moment of season 6, so much it didn’t even make the final cut. And I’m still embarrassed for them, because this is gold they carelessly threw out the window. You got it?
