Wolves home commentary team
Jonathan Beck and David Phillips co-commentate, 12th minute:
Brother: I don't know who is doing commentary, but are they the Wolves home commentary team?
Me: That's what I was wondering. They spent like five minutes bashing us for letting contracts run down.
Brother: Yeah, exactly. It is not like we wanted to wait until the last year.
Me: Also, it's not like we've had shit going on in the past year, like I don't know, firing a manager, then getting a new one, then the league, Champions League, and Euros.
Brother: I wish they spent five minutes talking about Mr. Christensen.
Me: So does Mr. Christensen.
Commentators praise the Chelsea Academy system, 33rd minute:
Me: Oh, they're complimenting us. Oh, it's only so they can bash us for being forced to play Chalo in midfield.
Brother: Yeah, exactly. It is not like we have a lot of options. They clearly have never seen Saúl play.
Me: It's so foggy out there, even if Saúl came in, they could still arguably have never seen him play.
Brother: A guy who makes mistakes + commentators who love to shit on our mistakes = they will only see Saúl.
Me: They're probably going to shit on him for the way he sits on the bench.