HSPN: Hair & Sports Programming Network

Me: PALMER. Perfect time to end that fucking goal drought. Brother: I'm shocked that went in. I thought we were just mailing it in.

Andrey Santos scores against Spurs.

Enzo Fernández scores against Spurs.

Sam Kerr scores against Manchester United, her final goal for Chelsea.

Sam Kerr scores against Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal.

Erin Cuthbert scores against Manchester City in the FA Cup semifinal.

Enzo Fernández equalizes against Liverpool.

João Pedro scores against Nottingham Forest.

Lauren James scores a brace against Leicester.

With this goal, Kerr broke Fran Kirby's record of most league goals (63) by a Chelsea player.

Brother: FUCK YES. NETO TIME. Me: ENZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Erin Cuthbert celebrates scoring the final goal against Everton.

Ellie Carpenter scores the third goal against Everton.

Sam Kerr scores a brace against Everton.

Veerle Buurman scores the winner against Tottenham in the FA Cup, her first Chelsea goal.

Sam Kerr scores against Tottenham in the FA Cup.

Me: Garbanzo took that? Good pen, though.