#jomez

Joseph Dave Gomez

Professional Footballer

Position: Defender

Club: Liverpool

Country: England

ok so i saw this being done for other teams and i thought oh hey dork fc needs one of those thus this happened, inspo taken from those posts 

jurgen klopp aka kloppo- manager dad to all the lads at lfc 

cuddler

angry bean

everyones fave

the meaning of passionate

loves his sons more than life

celebrates like a mad man

everyone wants him to be there manager tbh, u cant have him hes ours

will defend these boys better than they can defend 

Jordan Henderson aka hendo

captain

ANGRY BEAN, 

will fight u and win

a good man 

liverpool is his fave city and his face was priceless when he said it, fans died 

bosses the midfield like he invented the midfield 

captain dork, he takes after stevie, its a thing 

james milner aka the purest man alive

vice captain 

can play everywhere; has played everywhere

got hate but is our best player

underappreciated

scored from on his ass one time, it was glorious 

a smol

adam lallana, aka llama

resident fluff ball

award winning sarcastic clapper

need ripped jeans??? call adam 

quick feet lallana

celebrates by clinging to u, aka koala adz 

kloppo’s fave son and neighbour 

Philippe Coutinho aka lil magician

EVERYONE LOVES HIM

E V ER Y ON E 

will score worldies and celebrate like theres no tomorrow

hes a smol w a child

P U R E , 

not pure on the pitch tho he will end u before u can even blink 

samba dancer

sadio mane aka supermane

u think ur fave is good till u see mane and u realise they dont even compare :DDD

will destroy ur team

literal superman

one time we saw him cry and our hearts still arent healed

will save u and ur dumb ass team 

robeto firmino aka bobby or angel :)

had a magical ponytail that had scoring powers which he cut off  

he then lost those scoring powers (im lying he still has them)

will defend better than ur fave defender

blinding white teeth

is still a child w children

loves to party, all the time

samba dancer 2.0

Georginio Wijnaldum aka the brightest star in the universe 

blinding smile, its so beautiful

bosses midfield

will save our ass

hes so pure and sweet

sang 3 lil birds w a child, it was great

neighbours w klavan, gets in trouble for playing loud music

steven gerrard aka captain fantastic

in my head he isnt retired 

what even is retirement

is prolly kloppo’s fave

dad to the u18′s

we all still cry over him

shush he still counts ok

daniel sturridge aka dancing queen

dance dance dance all the time

u think u kno cool but ull never reach studge’s level of cool

won the hip hop battle twice , is v proud of it 

a good man ok

deserves more 

and by more i mean no fucking injuries

lucas leiva aka sunshine leiva

the epitome of sunshine

UNLUCKEEEEEEEEE

been here forever

had a party for it

tried to score v everton and made kloppo laugh 

he finally scored after 6789 years and it was GREATTTTT, highlight of the season tbh

dad to the brazillians and the spanish puppy

joe gomez aka jomez or the tiny prince 

when he came here he was so good

then he got hurt smh, 

a puppy

did the hiphop battle w studge, came 2nd, 

EMINEM IS GINGERRRRRR, WHEN WAS EMINEM GINGER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

an actual baby