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When you see your favorite character gets horribly abused many times:
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Sentence starters taken from Shoot From the Hip's HUGE comedy special. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit, but please do not add to this list !
❝ Look at all these lovely ducks! ❞
❝ CHANGE! ❞
❝ Such surroundings I've never seen before, where the hell are we?! ❞
❝ Tell me where the duck pond is, [ name ]. ❞
❝ I need you to strip completely naked. ❞
❝ Be ready with the word die. ❞
❝ I've never seen books being produced so fast! ❞
❝ Oh god, I have ebola. ❞
❝ That's the sort of shit I want! ❞
❝ The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar is a masterpiece! ❞
❝ So, you've gone outside and talked to caterpillars? ❞
❝ Nothing about this tells me that I'm going back in my therapy. ❞
❝ Last time I saw you, you had two hands total. ❞
❝ It's mime, it's fine. ❞
❝ Listen, what did we say about Cheerios? ❞
❝ What do you mean, we've run out of bees? ❞
❝ Someone's not a fucking beekeeper! ❞
❝ This is a shambles! ❞
❝ I feel like Sisyphus! ❞
❝ Child labour laws won't be invented for another hundred years. ❞
❝ What's wrong with a team of beavers? ❞
❝ I think that's a horrible stereotype of an entire country! ❞
❝ I'll put a spell on you, you cheeky fuck! ❞
❝ Every minute apart from her hurts my soul! ❞
❝ The world's largest stag do, it was gonna be a record! ❞
❝ You know what this means: we're terrible police officers. ❞
❝ There's no reason to be sad on the good ship Titanic. ❞
❝ I don't know what the hell is about to happen. ❞
❝ There's more to life than beetroot. ❞
❝ Who the fuck else is in my room?! ❞
❝ I didn't hear that tragic backstory before! ❞
❝ Hey. Hey. Hey. Your dick is big. ❞
❝ Oh no! My greatest fear: a sick burn! ❞
❝ Oh, I'm back in prison. ❞
❝ Nuns broke into his house, stole his skin, and made a kite! ❞
❝ Let them pronounce words how they want! ❞
❝ He's more mythological than, you know, real. ❞
❝ Guys, I just had a weird experience outside. ❞
❝ Put away your tits! ❞
❝ I saw Cher's titty! ❞
❝ It's a perfectly nice titty, but it was a weird day! ❞
❝ The kale is what? ❞
❝ Shut up, I'm halfway! ❞
❝ This is all I've got, so good luck. ❞
❝ BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED. ❞
Using the supposed safe word for the kink they discussed and then basically totally dropped as a tattoo without ever doing anything else with it (And no, getting out of a kidnapping DOES NOT COUNT) is the biggest waste of a BDSM relationship I've yet seen. Why Jojo, why!?
Just finished watching “The Nightmare-Inator” episode.
Loads shotgun Hey Heinz, I just want to talk with you.
JOKE MEME OF PROFESSOR BRAINSTORM XD
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maybe i'm so bad at texting because i treat my twxts like powtry
gamer 😔
lokr next what am i supposed to fo with this if you texted me this
that's it
unfriend
hello
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click
BOOM
haha just kidding
and the jangaroo
And in just the right spot to always piss you off
The first iteration involved much more swearing, but then I wondered... what would @hacawijo do?
